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So you need a new car? |
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Let your fingers take a walk |
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Through the business guide for the "born again" flock |
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You'll be keeping all your money |
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In the kingdom now |
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And you'll only drink milk from a Christian cow |
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Don't you go casting your bread |
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To keep the heathen well-fed |
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Line Christian pockets instead |
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Avoid temptation |
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Guilty by association |
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Turn the radio on |
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To a down-home drawl |
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Hear a brylcream prophet with a message for y'all |
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"I have found a new utensil |
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In the devil's toolbox |
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And the heads are gonna roll if Jesus rocks |
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It's a worldly design! |
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God's music should be divine! |
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Try buying records like mine |
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Avoid temptation" |
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Guilty by association |
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So you say it's of the devil and we've got no choice |
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Because you heard a revelation from the "still small voice?" |
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If the Bible doesn't back it then it seems quite clear |
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Perhaps it was the devil who whispered in your ear |
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It's a Telethon Tuesday for The Gospel Club |
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"Send your money in now or they're gonna pull the plug!" |
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Just remember this fact when they plead and beg |
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When The Chicken Squawks Loudest Gonna Lay A Big Egg |
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You could be smelling a crook |
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You should be checking The Book |
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But you'd rather listen than look |
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The implication |
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Guilty by association |