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there's this guy from west beloit |
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he's such a mutton head |
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he wears black cloaks and eye makeup |
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to look like he is dead |
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never thought it funny |
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that he hangs down in the streets |
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never thought it odd |
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that he bites everyone he meets |
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i think avi is a vampire |
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i think so |
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he had a show and called us up |
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to ask us if we'd play |
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but his band went on first |
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and they scared everyone away |
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some people say he is for real |
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and others say he's full |
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of junk and that your leg's |
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the only thing he'd ever pull |
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he's not your ordinary creep |
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he's not some crazy psycho freak |
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and he's not the one who |
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haunts you while you sleep |
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avi's just a real cool guy |
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that some misunderstand |
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'cuz he knows god and all that stuff |
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just falls in with his plan |
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but he just likes to get a rise |
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out of the normal folks |
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he's just the same as you and me |
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under those silly jokes |
