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Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me |
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Why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit |
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But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live |
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Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) |
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Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems |
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All these niggas is havin girl problem, Marq |
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(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is) |
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Lemme tell you what time is it |
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I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West |
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Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest |
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I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South |
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A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth |
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I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none |
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A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun |
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A bitch with a ass big as a TV set |
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And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get |
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But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though |
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No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though |
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Ice in the whole damn herd |
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I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve |
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I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link |
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Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink |
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Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass |
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A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass |
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And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily |
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And they love me back - that's why they stay with me |
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So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son |
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Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it.. |
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Nah a bitch ain't one |
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I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new |
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A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue |
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I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built |
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A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk |
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I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't |
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A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cain't |
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A bitch who loves fuckin on a airplane.. |
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I even got a bitch off Soul Train |
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I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz |
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Long ends |
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I got a bitch who's broke as a bum |
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But she's the most fun |
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I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don't |
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A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't |
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A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall |
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A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls |
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And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily |
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And they love me back - that's why they stay with me |
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So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son |
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Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me |
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Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show |
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These motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style |
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Of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you |
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I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them |
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I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them |
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Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion |
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All hoes suck cock nigga how you play 'em? |
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That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em |
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Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em |
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The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciter |
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I only love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her |
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Problem number one is gettin money |
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I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey |
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So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin |
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I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin |
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Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em |
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The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em |
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So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill |
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I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill |
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Gettin pussy's just another expense |
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If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent |
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I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum |
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I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one! |
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Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems man? |
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(A bitch ain't one) Aww shit! |
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Now let me tell you how to do this shit |
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I got a bitch that loves to G |
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She'll fuck you right after she fucks me |
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I got a bitch who loves both |
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I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes |
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I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow |
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A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho |
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A bitch that lies |
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A bitch that's true |
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A bitch who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" |
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I got a bitch that's cool |
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A bitch that's hot |
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A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock |
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A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at |
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She gets up under me and purrs like a cat |
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I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks |
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I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks |
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I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat |
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I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet |
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And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily |
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And they love me back - that's why they stay with me |
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So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son |
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I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me |
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No a bitch ain't one |
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(Huh, you know a bitch ain't one!) |
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Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis |
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But a bitch ain't one |
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Man you got yourself nothin man |
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Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga |
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A bitch ain't one |
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I got a problems stayin out here on these streets |
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With the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know? |
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But a bitch ain't one |
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Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my records |
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But a bitch ain't one |
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Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers |
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Youknahmsayin? A bitch ain't one |
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Got problems man |
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All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real |
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Really, niggas worryin about bitches |
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They better, they better find somethin else to worry about |
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