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Some say that kissing's a sin |
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But tell me how can that be true? |
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For kissing has been in this world |
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Since the very first day there was two |
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Now if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue |
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And the prisons would be full of folk who had a kiss or two |
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And if they didn't like it, then away the girls would run |
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And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none |
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Some say that gambling's a sin |
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But I'll bet you fifteen to one |
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That gambling has been in this world |
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Since horses and greyhounds could run |
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Now if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue |
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And the prisons would be full of folk who had a bet or two |
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And if they didn't like it, then away the girls would run |
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And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none |
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Some say that swearing's a sin |
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But where is the man that can tell |
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For swearing has been in this world |
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Since the Devil was told, "Go to Hell" |
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Now if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue |
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And the prisons would be full of folk who had a toss or two |
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And if they didn't like it, then away the girls would run |
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And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none |
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Some say that smoking's a sin |
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But a pipe now and then is enough |
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But smokin' has been in this world |
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Since Adam taught Eve how to puff |
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Now if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue |
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And the prisons would be full of folk who had a smoke or two |
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And if they didn't like it, then away the girls would run |
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And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none |
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Some say that drinking's a sin |
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But a gaggle is fine now and then |
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For drinking has been in this world |
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For ever and ever, amen |
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Now if it was illegal then the lawyers, they would sue |
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And the prisons would be full of folk who had a drink or two |
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And if they didn't like it, then away the girls would run |
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And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none |