The Strain

Song The Strain
Artist The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
Album Cornology

Lyrics

Hey, hey, human gonna do The Strain
I'm gonna grip the seat I'm gonna pull your chain
Barbed-wire bum baby, be like me
We're gonna do the strain on the lavatory
We're gonna e-eeeeeeeeease it out
We're gonna squee-eeeeeeeeeeze it out
So get a grip on your seat. We're gonna get relief somehow.
[guitar solo]
Nnnnnggggggh!
Nnnnnggggggh!
[talking]
Every time I settle down and try to read a book,
The telephone starts ringing so I leave it off the hook.
The Jehovah's Witness come knocking at my door
I try to tell them nicely but they still come back for more.
Straining, complaining--No! I'm not complaining,
I just got a lot of shit in me - gotta get it out!
Nnnnnggggggh!
Nnnnnggggggh!