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At the local dance, whilst posing by the door |
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A largie begged: "would I come on the floor?" |
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Above the band, my voice was heard, |
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Quite suddenly it had occurred to me: |
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I'm bored! |
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I'm bored with everything I touch and see |
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I'm bored with exposes of LSD |
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I'm bored with Frank Sinatra's new LP |
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And so I roar (shoo-be-do-be-do) |
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I'm bored. |
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Drinking different coloured wines or beers |
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(Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug) |
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Just quite frankly leaves me bored to (tears for souvenirs) |
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And quite apart from what one hears, |
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I've been like this for years and years |
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You see? Ennui. |
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I'm bored with Mother Nature or her son |
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I'm bored with everything that should be done |
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And so, I just poke out my big red tongue and [raspberry] |
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I'm bored. |
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I'm tired of art! |
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(Drawing bored) |
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Sex is a drag! |
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(In a bawdy house, I dare say.) |
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Awk! Australians bore me! |
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(You mean the a-bore-iginals, don't you?) |
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I'm bored to death! |
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(Like mortar board) |
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I am bored. |
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[Repeat many times, round-style] |
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This is boredom you can afford, from Cyril Bored |
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I hate each Julie Andrews film they've made, |
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I'm just a nasty narrow-minded jade. |
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Don't think that I will smile at it, |
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I'm not a weak-willed hypocrite, |
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I'll say: I'm bored! |
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I'm bored with with-it men in spotty ties |
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Who hum (hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm) tiresome tunes like Edelweiss |
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I'm bored, and when I hear it |
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In a trice, I shout, I'm bored! |
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The only thing that ever interests me... |
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Is ME! (Me! Meee! Me! Me!...) |
