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Hi there, nice to be with you, happy you could stick around |
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Like to introduce "Legs" Larry Smith, drums |
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Sam Spoons, rhythm pole |
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And Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, bass guitar |
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And Neil Innes, piano |
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Come in, Rodney Slater on the saxophone |
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With Roger Ruskin Spear on tenor sax |
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Hi, Vivian Stanshall, trumpet |
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Big hello to big John Wayne, xylophone |
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And Robert Morley, guitar |
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Billy Butlin, spoons |
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And looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes... nice |
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Princess Anne on sousaphone... mmm |
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Introducing Liberace, clarinet |
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With Garner "Ted" Armstrong on vocals |
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Lord Snooty and his pals, tap dancing |
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In the groove with Harold Wilson, violin |
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And Franklin McCormack on harmonica |
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Over there, Eric Clapton, ukulele... hi, Eric |
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On my left Sir Kenneth Clark, bass sax... a great honour, sir |
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And specially flown in for us, a session's gorilla on vox humana |
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Nice to see Incredible Shrinking Man on euphonium |
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Drop out with Peter Scott on duck call |
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Hearing from you later Casanova, on horn... yeah! |
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Digging General de Gaulle on accordion... really wild, General! Thank you, sir |
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Roy Rogers on Trigger |
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Tune in Wild Man of Borneo on bongos |
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Count Basie Orchestra on triangle... thank you |
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Great to hear the Rawlinsons on trombone |
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Back from his recent operation, Dan Druff, harp |
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And representing the flower people, Quasimodo on bells |
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Wonderful to hear Brainiac on banjo |
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We welcome Val Doonican as himself (Hullo there!) |
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Very appealing, Max Jaffa... mmm, that's nice, Max |
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What a team, Zebra Kid and Horace Batchelor on percussion |
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And a great favourite, and a wonderful performer, of all of us here, J. Arthur Rank on gong... |