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Come on over Hunnie |
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And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss |
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Well, what you want baby? |
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Would you tell me a story? |
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You want me to tell you a story? |
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Hell, yeah |
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Me too |
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Yes, Hunnie I'ma tell you a story |
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About the bad ass Eazy-E |
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He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three |
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Listen and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka |
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Gimme that goddamn book |
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Here let me read you this one, Christmas in Compton |
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It was a silent night, yes, a holy night |
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Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin', right? |
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Deck the halls with balls of holy |
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Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la |
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'Tis the season to be jolly |
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Merry Christmas, muthafucka |
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Merry muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho |
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While I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe |
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Now dashin' through the snow |
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In a candy right top 6-4, over the hills I go |
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Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings |
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Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to know |
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That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight |
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So ring them bells, ring them bells |
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She's takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is |
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To watch her suck my dick this way |
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Hey, ring them bells, ring them bells |
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Shes takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut |
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While she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay |
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'Tis the season to get busy, Compton crime lick |
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And I'm smokin' on this stick |
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Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my face |
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I'm mean lap and tell me |
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What you want for Christmas, ho, ho |
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I want a slay ride, a CD player |
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A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum |
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A VCR [unverified] some porno flicks |
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Rudolph, the red nose reindeer |
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[Unverified] like a everlastin' gobstopper |
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[Unverified] poppa, I dig a ho |
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Crack a dough by the nuts, oh |
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[Unverified] fuckin' in tha snow |
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I made him drop to his knees |
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Yeah, you know what's up |
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I said here's some candy canes, eat 'em up |
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[Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a tree |
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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth |
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My two front teeth, my two front teeth |
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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth |
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Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Buck Wheat |
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Buck Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas |
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And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya wishes |
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I got happy over joy in this muthafucka |
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No indo under my tree, so Santa be a sucka |
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[Unverified] when I was young, I was the only kid |
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Who had enough guts to be good ole hearin' on the East |
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I'd stay awake just to let America know |
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That Santa was a fake |
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I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive |
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But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five |
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Years, oh, just stay young, bold datin' |
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Singin' 'Silent Night' Carolin' recitin' |
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Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath |
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I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the [unverified] |
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Just spread me a leaf, little kids don't cry |
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When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie |
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On the third day of Christmas |
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My homeboys gave to me three pounds of indo |
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Two birds of cocaine |
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And a muthafuckin' K bitch |
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Eazy-E, oh, Eazy-E |
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Show us how you treat those bitches |
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I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E |
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Close the door little bitch |
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I'm gettin' these draws |
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I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop |
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I don't give a fuck |
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I'm gettin' christmas caught |
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Ho, ho, ho, and away I go |
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Oh, Saint Nick got a dick like a ho |
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Well, where's this [unverified] |
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Shut the fuck up, bitches |
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And go back to sleep |
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Yo, black, what you want for Christmas? |
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Yo, black I want a job [unverified] corn on the cob |
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But a nigga will eat them chicken |
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And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food |
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Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up indo |
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My carin' and high make a high know |
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Yo, black, what you want for Christmas? |
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Y, black I want some cash |
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So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash |
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A rump, pa, pump, pump |
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A rump, pa, pump, pump |
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Merry muthafuckin' Christmas |
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Merry muthafuckin' Christmas |
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Merry muthafuckin' Christmas |
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And have a fucked up new year |
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And have a fucked up new year |
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And have a fucked up new year |
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And have a fucked up new year |
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You bitch |
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And they all went to prison |
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And lived fucked up lives ever after |
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The end |
