| Song | Classic Asshole |
| Artist | Butt Trumpet |
| Album | Primitive Enema |
| 作曲 : Butt Trumpet | |
| Plastic people with plastic lives | |
| They think they're so civilized | |
| I think that they're full of shit | |
| They can suck my f**king dick | |
| Who cut your hair? | |
| Where'd you get those shoes? | |
| I think I'm gonna puke | |
| So-called artists hang at Copymat | |
| Duplicating each other's crap | |
| Virgins sing about sex | |
| We stole this song from X | |
| Wanna be a star | |
| With my new guitar | |
| I'm gonna throw up | |
| Don't know why I feel this way | |
| I think I just need to get laid | |
| This band sure as f**k ain't getting paid | |
| Until we get signed-then we'll have it made? | |
| Yeah, I got my pen | |
| Sign me up for ten | |
| I won't miss all my friends | |
| If I could just fit 'em in the van | |
| You're a classic asshole | |
| You're a classic asshole | |
| You're a classic asshole |
| zuò qǔ : Butt Trumpet | |
| Plastic people with plastic lives | |
| They think they' re so civilized | |
| I think that they' re full of shit | |
| They can suck my f king dick | |
| Who cut your hair? | |
| Where' d you get those shoes? | |
| I think I' m gonna puke | |
| Socalled artists hang at Copymat | |
| Duplicating each other' s crap | |
| Virgins sing about sex | |
| We stole this song from X | |
| Wanna be a star | |
| With my new guitar | |
| I' m gonna throw up | |
| Don' t know why I feel this way | |
| I think I just need to get laid | |
| This band sure as f k ain' t getting paid | |
| Until we get signedthen we' ll have it made? | |
| Yeah, I got my pen | |
| Sign me up for ten | |
| I won' t miss all my friends | |
| If I could just fit ' em in the van | |
| You' re a classic asshole | |
| You' re a classic asshole | |
| You' re a classic asshole |