Announcement Lyrics

Song	Announcement
Artist	Negativland
Album	Escape from Noise
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[00:00.619]	Naah, I don't like that.
[00:02.565]	Well, try just putting a, even if it takes a hair more time.
[00:05.612]	Putting a little bit more... little more of a wry thing on "a record".
[00:09.215]	Track 13.
[00:10.293]
[00:11.179]	This announcement from the producers of this record contains important information for radio program directors, and is not for broadcast.
[00:20.368]	The first cut on this record has been cross-format-focused for airplay success.
[00:26.300]	As you well know, a record must break on radio in order to actually provide a living for the artists involved.
[00:33.686]	Up until now, you've had to make these record-breaking decisions on your own, relying only on perplexing intangibilities like taste and intuition.
[00:43.865]	But now, there's a better way.
[00:46.986]	The cut that follows is the product of newly-developed compositional techniques, based on state-of-the-art marketing analysis technology.
[00:55.419]	This cut has been analytically designed to break on radio.
[00:59.665]	And it will, sooner or later.
[01:04.343]	For the station that breaks it first, the benefits are obvious. You lead the pack.
[01:10.024]	Yes, no matter what share of this crazy market you do business in, no other release is going to satisfy your corporation's current idea of good radio like this one.
[01:20.576]	On this cut, we're working together, on the same wavelength, in scientific harmony.
[01:27.464]	But remember, this cut is constructed for multi-market-breaking NOW.
[01:32.665]	Don't waste valuable research with needless delay.
[01:36.008]	We've done the hard work of insuring your success; the final step is up to you.
[01:43.081]	Special designer song follows in five, four, three, two, one.

[00:00.619]	Naah, I don' t like that.
[00:02.565]	Well, try just putting a, even if it takes a hair more time.
[00:05.612]	Putting a little bit more... little more of a wry thing on " a record".
[00:09.215]	Track 13.
[00:10.293]
[00:11.179]	This announcement from the producers of this record contains important information for radio program directors, and is not for broadcast.
[00:20.368]	The first cut on this record has been crossformatfocused for airplay success.
[00:26.300]	As you well know, a record must break on radio in order to actually provide a living for the artists involved.
[00:33.686]	Up until now, you' ve had to make these recordbreaking decisions on your own, relying only on perplexing intangibilities like taste and intuition.
[00:43.865]	But now, there' s a better way.
[00:46.986]	The cut that follows is the product of newlydeveloped compositional techniques, based on stateoftheart marketing analysis technology.
[00:55.419]	This cut has been analytically designed to break on radio.
[00:59.665]	And it will, sooner or later.
[01:04.343]	For the station that breaks it first, the benefits are obvious. You lead the pack.
[01:10.024]	Yes, no matter what share of this crazy market you do business in, no other release is going to satisfy your corporation' s current idea of good radio like this one.
[01:20.576]	On this cut, we' re working together, on the same wavelength, in scientific harmony.
[01:27.464]	But remember, this cut is constructed for multimarketbreaking NOW.
[01:32.665]	Don' t waste valuable research with needless delay.
[01:36.008]	We' ve done the hard work of insuring your success the final step is up to you.
[01:43.081]	Special designer song follows in five, four, three, two, one.

[00:00.619]	Naah, I don' t like that.
[00:02.565]	Well, try just putting a, even if it takes a hair more time.
[00:05.612]	Putting a little bit more... little more of a wry thing on " a record".
[00:09.215]	Track 13.
[00:10.293]
[00:11.179]	This announcement from the producers of this record contains important information for radio program directors, and is not for broadcast.
[00:20.368]	The first cut on this record has been crossformatfocused for airplay success.
[00:26.300]	As you well know, a record must break on radio in order to actually provide a living for the artists involved.
[00:33.686]	Up until now, you' ve had to make these recordbreaking decisions on your own, relying only on perplexing intangibilities like taste and intuition.
[00:43.865]	But now, there' s a better way.
[00:46.986]	The cut that follows is the product of newlydeveloped compositional techniques, based on stateoftheart marketing analysis technology.
[00:55.419]	This cut has been analytically designed to break on radio.
[00:59.665]	And it will, sooner or later.
[01:04.343]	For the station that breaks it first, the benefits are obvious. You lead the pack.
[01:10.024]	Yes, no matter what share of this crazy market you do business in, no other release is going to satisfy your corporation' s current idea of good radio like this one.
[01:20.576]	On this cut, we' re working together, on the same wavelength, in scientific harmony.
[01:27.464]	But remember, this cut is constructed for multimarketbreaking NOW.
[01:32.665]	Don' t waste valuable research with needless delay.
[01:36.008]	We' ve done the hard work of insuring your success the final step is up to you.
[01:43.081]	Special designer song follows in five, four, three, two, one.

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