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One, two, three and i come with the redneck style |
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'cause you know i get paid by the mile, like avis |
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I pave this, fast save this, everybody smile. . . |
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And act gracious |
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See i rob banks, i pull pranks, sometimes i eat |
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Franks and knishes,best wishes, i'm vicious but here |
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I am again like cnn. delivery my friend. |
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Stick 'em up punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal (2x) |
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Yes we bug a lot and my friends is loud and. . . |
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I'm more freaky than disco 2000 |
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I scream, i yell, i bark, i bite |
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I'll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night |
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I never let the cops get wind of me |
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And i never, ever, ever say die |
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I never take myself too seriously |
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'cause everybody knows fat birds don't fly |
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Stick'em up punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal (4x) |
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The fun lovin' criminal (3x) |
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Means with the green, murder on your spleen |
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Living in a dream do you know what i mean |
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Goateed indeed, smart like john steed |
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I'll steal your girlie and i'll steal your weed |
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I got so much flavor that i'll always leave you chewin' |
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I got so many styles you'll be thinking i'm from the u.n. |
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I broke into the white house and never got caught |
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And i'd be neil armstrong if i was an astronaut |
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I am always optimistic about human relations |
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I got more friends than my man peter gatien |
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We're always fun loving, so don't start bugging |
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If your girlie comes up and starts kissing and hugging |
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Stick'em up punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal (4x) |
