| 作词：少爷占 | |
| 作曲：林一峰 | |
| 演唱：少爷占 | |
| 实际你好老土 实际你个脑得查草 我宣布 | |
| 实际你无乜做到 做到也不大好 我知道 我feel 到 | |
| 细细个开始你就钟意音乐 再加上你又读到大学 | |
| 以为你会有好鬼多学 点知你好学唔学衰学 | |
| 开始对音乐产生一种直觉 有D你认为系好音乐 | |
| 有好多你就认为系渣音乐 求其听到好钟意你就话佢索 | |
| 听到唔钟意你就叫?听'托 音乐只不过系一种寄托 | |
| 因乜要搅咁多主观学 实际你好老土 | |
| 实际你个脑得查草 我宣布 | |
| 实际你无乜做到 做到也不大好 我知道 我feel 到 | |
| 见人红变得好狗狗 | |
| 首歌今个礼拜头筹 | |
| 不论玉女定系男歌手 | |
| 见人黑你问人怕唔怕丑 | |
| 人叫你只歌帮帮手 | |
| 一脚踢个PR去大窝口 | |
| 其实你系高层都讲道理 | |
| 不过道理就系够唔够人气 | |
| 一线歌手仲有二三四 关系打得好 一二三到你…. | |
| 你做狗 你又要做跟尾狗 个名臭 | |
| 你估个个都系张学友 见到你就作呕 见到你就想走 | |
| 你口臭 播来播去个几首 真闷透 | |
| 实际你好老土 实际你个脑得查草 我宣布 | |
| 实际你无乜做到 做到也不大好 我知道 我feel 到 |
| zuo ci: shao ye zhan | |
| zuo qu: lin yi feng | |
| yan chang: shao ye zhan | |
| shi ji ni hao lao tu shi ji ni ge nao de cha cao wo xuan bu | |
| shi ji ni wu mie zuo dao zuo dao ye bu da hao wo zhi dao wo feel dao | |
| xi xi ge kai shi ni jiu zhong yi yin yue zai jia shang ni you du dao da xue | |
| yi wei ni hui you hao gui duo xue dian zhi ni hao xue wu xue shuai xue | |
| kai shi dui yin yue chan sheng yi zhong zhi jue you D ni ren wei xi hao yin yue | |
| you hao duo ni jiu ren wei xi zha yin yue qiu qi ting dao hao zhong yi ni jiu hua qu suo | |
| ting dao wu zhong yi ni jiu jiao? ting' tuo yin yue zhi bu guo xi yi zhong ji tuo | |
| yin mie yao jiao han duo zhu guan xue shi ji ni hao lao tu | |
| shi ji ni ge nao de cha cao wo xuan bu | |
| shi ji ni wu mie zuo dao zuo dao ye bu da hao wo zhi dao wo feel dao | |
| jian ren hong bian de hao gou gou | |
| shou ge jin ge li bai tou chou | |
| bu lun yu nv ding xi nan ge shou | |
| jian ren hei ni wen ren pa wu pa chou | |
| ren jiao ni zhi ge bang bang shou | |
| yi jiao ti ge PR qu da wo kou | |
| qi shi ni xi gao ceng dou jiang dao li | |
| bu guo dao li jiu xi gou wu gou ren qi | |
| yi xian ge shou zhong you er san si guan xi da de hao yi er san dao ni. | |
| ni zuo gou ni you yao zuo gen wei gou ge ming chou | |
| ni gu ge ge dou xi zhang xue you jian dao ni jiu zuo ou jian dao ni jiu xiang zou | |
| ni kou chou bo lai bo qu ge ji shou zhen men tou | |
| shi ji ni hao lao tu shi ji ni ge nao de cha cao wo xuan bu | |
| shi ji ni wu mie zuo dao zuo dao ye bu da hao wo zhi dao wo feel dao |
| zuò cí: shào yé zhàn | |
| zuò qǔ: lín yī fēng | |
| yǎn chàng: shào yé zhàn | |
| shí jì nǐ hǎo lǎo tǔ shí jì nǐ gè nǎo dé chá cǎo wǒ xuān bù | |
| shí jì nǐ wú miē zuò dào zuò dào yě bù dà hǎo wǒ zhī dào wǒ feel dào | |
| xì xì gè kāi shǐ nǐ jiù zhōng yì yīn yuè zài jiā shang nǐ yòu dú dào dà xué | |
| yǐ wéi nǐ huì yǒu hǎo guǐ duō xué diǎn zhī nǐ hào xué wú xué shuāi xué | |
| kāi shǐ duì yīn yuè chǎn shēng yī zhǒng zhí jué yǒu D nǐ rèn wéi xì hǎo yīn yuè | |
| yǒu hǎo duō nǐ jiù rèn wéi xì zhā yīn yuè qiú qí tīng dào hǎo zhōng yì nǐ jiù huà qú suǒ | |
| tīng dào wú zhōng yì nǐ jiù jiào? tīng' tuō yīn yuè zhǐ bù guò xì yī zhǒng jì tuō | |
| yīn miē yào jiǎo hán duō zhǔ guān xué shí jì nǐ hǎo lǎo tǔ | |
| shí jì nǐ gè nǎo dé chá cǎo wǒ xuān bù | |
| shí jì nǐ wú miē zuò dào zuò dào yě bù dà hǎo wǒ zhī dào wǒ feel dào | |
| jiàn rén hóng biàn de hǎo gǒu gǒu | |
| shǒu gē jīn gè lǐ bài tóu chóu | |
| bù lùn yù nǚ dìng xì nán gē shǒu | |
| jiàn rén hēi nǐ wèn rén pà wú pà chǒu | |
| rén jiào nǐ zhǐ gē bāng bāng shǒu | |
| yī jiǎo tī gè PR qù dà wō kǒu | |
| qí shí nǐ xì gāo céng dōu jiǎng dào lǐ | |
| bù guò dào lǐ jiù xì gòu wú gòu rén qì | |
| yī xiàn gē shǒu zhòng yǒu èr sān sì guān xì dǎ de hǎo yī èr sān dào nǐ. | |
| nǐ zuò gǒu nǐ yòu yào zuò gēn wěi gǒu gè míng chòu | |
| nǐ gū gè gè dōu xì zhāng xué yǒu jiàn dào nǐ jiù zuò ǒu jiàn dào nǐ jiù xiǎng zǒu | |
| nǐ kǒu chòu bō lái bō qù gè jǐ shǒu zhēn mèn tòu | |
| shí jì nǐ hǎo lǎo tǔ shí jì nǐ gè nǎo dé chá cǎo wǒ xuān bù | |
| shí jì nǐ wú miē zuò dào zuò dào yě bù dà hǎo wǒ zhī dào wǒ feel dào |
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