| Song | Two Dead Soldiers |
| Artist | Tiny Masters of Today |
| Album | Skeletons |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| One bright day in the middle of the night, | |
| Two dead soldiers got up to fight, | |
| Back to back they faced each other, | |
| Drew their swords and shot each other, | |
| One was blind and the other couldn't, see | |
| So they chose a dummy for a referee. | |
| A blind man went to see fair play, | |
| A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Brooklyn- | |
| Yeah Can you hear me in | |
| Brixton- Yeah | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Kingston- | |
| Yeah A paralysed donkey passing by, | |
| Kicked the blind man in the eye, | |
| Knocked him through a nine inch wall, | |
| Into a dry ditch and drowned them all, | |
| A deaf policeman heard the noise, | |
| And came to arrest the two dead boys, | |
| If you don't believe this story’s true, | |
| Ask the blind man he saw it too! | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Brooklyn- | |
| Yeah Can you hear me in | |
| Brixton- Yeah | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Kingston- | |
| Yeah Can you hear me in | |
| Berlin- Yeah | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Dublin- Yeah | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| London- Yeah |
| One bright day in the middle of the night, | |
| Two dead soldiers got up to fight, | |
| Back to back they faced each other, | |
| Drew their swords and shot each other, | |
| One was blind and the other couldn' t, see | |
| So they chose a dummy for a referee. | |
| A blind man went to see fair play, | |
| A dumb man went to shout " hooray!" | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Brooklyn | |
| Yeah Can you hear me in | |
| Brixton Yeah | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Kingston | |
| Yeah A paralysed donkey passing by, | |
| Kicked the blind man in the eye, | |
| Knocked him through a nine inch wall, | |
| Into a dry ditch and drowned them all, | |
| A deaf policeman heard the noise, | |
| And came to arrest the two dead boys, | |
| If you don' t believe this story' s true, | |
| Ask the blind man he saw it too! | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Brooklyn | |
| Yeah Can you hear me in | |
| Brixton Yeah | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Kingston | |
| Yeah Can you hear me in | |
| Berlin Yeah | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Dublin Yeah | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| London Yeah |
| One bright day in the middle of the night, | |
| Two dead soldiers got up to fight, | |
| Back to back they faced each other, | |
| Drew their swords and shot each other, | |
| One was blind and the other couldn' t, see | |
| So they chose a dummy for a referee. | |
| A blind man went to see fair play, | |
| A dumb man went to shout " hooray!" | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Brooklyn | |
| Yeah Can you hear me in | |
| Brixton Yeah | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Kingston | |
| Yeah A paralysed donkey passing by, | |
| Kicked the blind man in the eye, | |
| Knocked him through a nine inch wall, | |
| Into a dry ditch and drowned them all, | |
| A deaf policeman heard the noise, | |
| And came to arrest the two dead boys, | |
| If you don' t believe this story' s true, | |
| Ask the blind man he saw it too! | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Brooklyn | |
| Yeah Can you hear me in | |
| Brixton Yeah | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Kingston | |
| Yeah Can you hear me in | |
| Berlin Yeah | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| Dublin Yeah | |
| Can you hear me in | |
| London Yeah |