[00:16.22] | 今天的天气很一般 爸爸妈妈都不在 |
[00:23.34] | 弹力球好好玩 管他的妹妹鼻涕擦不完 |
[00:31.36] | 哥哥 小心 喔哥哥 小心 爸爸的花瓶 |
[00:39.05] | 乒乒乒 乓乓乓 匡匡匡 亢 |
[00:43.16] | 乒乒乒 乓乓乓 匡匡匡 亢 |
[00:46.91] | OH MY GOD 花瓶碎的太夸张 |
[00:49.92] | 这是我人生中最惨的状况 |
[00:54.00] | 计画赶不上变化 变化赶不上电话 |
[00:57.84] | 铃~~喂 儿子啊 妈妈回家拿个东西 |
[01:02.49] | 这次我真的死定了 |
[01:06.39] | 为什麽这麽不小心呢 |
[01:10.25] | 这次我真的死定了 |
[01:14.03] | 这一次不是开玩笑的 |
[01:17.04] | |
[01:19.61] | 使用方法:1.将两液充分搅拌混合。 |
[01:21.09] | 2.将接着物表面适当处理 去除油垢或磨粗 |
[01:22.88] | 3.使用竹片刷在表面上 合拢加压即可 |
[01:24.35] | 注意事项:1.本剂应该在一分钟内使用完毕 |
[01:25.78] | 否则一经硬化即不能使用 |
[01:27.65] | 哥哥 你越弄越糟 为什麽不让妈妈知道 |
[01:31.38] | 你别吵 後果会怎样你才不知道 我好… |
[01:35.20] | 乒乒乒 乓乓乓 匡匡匡 亢 (又搁) |
[01:38.96] | 乒乒乒 乓乓乓 匡匡匡 亢 |
[01:42.47] | OH MY GOD 这是要我的命吗 |
[01:45.56] | 我会被我爸爸吊起来打吗 |
[01:49.64] | 我竟然连番的搞砸 就快要抓狂 |
[01:54.34] | 这样的风浪 承受的住吗 |
[01:58.19] | 叮当~现在是怎样?! |
[02:01.97] | 爸 你… 你可以陪我去踢球吗 |
[02:05.72] | 这次我真的死定了 |
[02:09.78] | 为什麽这麽不小心呢 |
[02:13.69] | 这次我真的死定了 |
[02:17.51] | 这一次不是开玩笑的 |
[02:20.15] | |
[02:23.36] | 没关系 只要动脑筋 就可以掩盖我的粗心 |
[02:30.52] | 只要多一点浪漫的感觉 |
[02:34.29] | 就能掩饰那花瓶的缺陷 |
[02:38.32] | 所以 蜡烛点一点 香水洒一点 |
[02:41.96] | 气氛很OK 烛光很陶醉 |
[02:48.37] | 爸(爸) 妈(妈) 哥哥说我们可以回家(家~~) |
[02:53.67] | 轰轰轰 晃晃晃 夯夯夯 ㄅㄧㄤˋ |
[02:57.61] | 轰轰轰 晃晃晃 夯夯夯 ㄅㄧㄤˋ |
[03:01.41] | 哈哈哈 为什麽火会那麽大 |
[03:05.03] | 哈哈哈 我一定是在做梦吧 |
[03:09.19] | 这次我真的死定了 |
[03:13.15] | 为什麽这麽不小心呢 |
[03:16.84] | 这次我真的死定了 |
[03:20.83] | 反正也不是第一次了 |
[03:26.38] |
[00:16.22] | jin tian de tian qi hen yi ban ba ba ma ma dou bu zai |
[00:23.34] | tan li qiu hao hao wan guan ta de mei mei bi ti ca bu wan |
[00:31.36] | ge ge xiao xin o ge ge xiao xin ba ba de hua ping |
[00:39.05] | ping ping ping pang pang pang kuang kuang kuang kang |
[00:43.16] | ping ping ping pang pang pang kuang kuang kuang kang |
[00:46.91] | OH MY GOD hua ping sui de tai kua zhang |
[00:49.92] | zhe shi wo ren sheng zhong zui can de zhuang kuang |
[00:54.00] | ji hua gan bu shang bian hua bian hua gan bu shang dian hua |
[00:57.84] | ling wei er zi a ma ma hui jia na ge dong xi |
[01:02.49] | zhe ci wo zhen de si ding le |
[01:06.39] | wei shi mo zhe me bu xiao xin ne |
[01:10.25] | zhe ci wo zhen de si ding le |
[01:14.03] | zhe yi ci bu shi kai wan xiao de |
[01:17.04] | |
[01:19.61] | shi yong fang fa: 1. jiang liang ye chong fen jiao ban hun he. |
[01:21.09] | 2. jiang jie zhe wu biao mian shi dang chu li qu chu you gou huo mo cu |
[01:22.88] | 3. shi yong zhu pian shua zai biao mian shang he long jia ya ji ke |
[01:24.35] | zhu yi shi xiang: 1. ben ji ying gai zai yi fen zhong nei shi yong wan bi |
[01:25.78] | fou ze yi jing ying hua ji bu neng shi yong |
[01:27.65] | ge ge ni yue nong yue zao wei shi mo bu rang ma ma zhi dao |
[01:31.38] | ni bie chao hou guo hui zen yang ni cai bu zhi dao wo hao |
[01:35.20] | ping ping ping pang pang pang kuang kuang kuang kang you ge |
[01:38.96] | ping ping ping pang pang pang kuang kuang kuang kang |
[01:42.47] | OH MY GOD zhe shi yao wo de ming ma |
[01:45.56] | wo hui bei wo ba ba diao qi lai da ma |
[01:49.64] | wo jing ran lian fan de gao za jiu kuai yao zhua kuang |
[01:54.34] | zhe yang de feng lang cheng shou de zhu ma |
[01:58.19] | ding dang xian zai shi zen yang?! |
[02:01.97] | ba ni ni ke yi pei wo qu ti qiu ma |
[02:05.72] | zhe ci wo zhen de si ding le |
[02:09.78] | wei shi mo zhe me bu xiao xin ne |
[02:13.69] | zhe ci wo zhen de si ding le |
[02:17.51] | zhe yi ci bu shi kai wan xiao de |
[02:20.15] | |
[02:23.36] | mei guan xi zhi yao dong nao jin jiu ke yi yan gai wo de cu xin |
[02:30.52] | zhi yao duo yi dian lang man de gan jue |
[02:34.29] | jiu neng yan shi na hua ping de que xian |
[02:38.32] | suo yi la zhu dian yi dian xiang shui sa yi dian |
[02:41.96] | qi fen hen OK zhu guang hen tao zui |
[02:48.37] | ba ba ma ma ge ge shuo wo men ke yi hui jia jia |
[02:53.67] | hong hong hong huang huang huang hang hang hang |
[02:57.61] | hong hong hong huang huang huang hang hang hang |
[03:01.41] | ha ha ha wei shi mo huo hui na me da |
[03:05.03] | ha ha ha wo yi ding shi zai zuo meng ba |
[03:09.19] | zhe ci wo zhen de si ding le |
[03:13.15] | wei shi mo zhe me bu xiao xin ne |
[03:16.84] | zhe ci wo zhen de si ding le |
[03:20.83] | fan zheng ye bu shi di yi ci le |
[03:26.38] |
[00:16.22] | jīn tiān de tiān qì hěn yì bān bà bà mā mā dōu bù zài |
[00:23.34] | tán lì qiú hǎo hǎo wán guǎn tā de mèi mei bí tì cā bù wán |
[00:31.36] | gē ge xiǎo xīn ō gē ge xiǎo xīn bà bà de huā píng |
[00:39.05] | pīng pīng pīng pāng pāng pāng kuāng kuāng kuāng kàng |
[00:43.16] | pīng pīng pīng pāng pāng pāng kuāng kuāng kuāng kàng |
[00:46.91] | OH MY GOD huā píng suì de tài kuā zhāng |
[00:49.92] | zhè shì wǒ rén shēng zhōng zuì cǎn de zhuàng kuàng |
[00:54.00] | jì huà gǎn bù shàng biàn huà biàn huà gǎn bù shàng diàn huà |
[00:57.84] | líng wèi ér zi a mā mā huí jiā ná gè dōng xī |
[01:02.49] | zhè cì wǒ zhēn de sǐ dìng le |
[01:06.39] | wèi shí mó zhè me bù xiǎo xīn ne |
[01:10.25] | zhè cì wǒ zhēn de sǐ dìng le |
[01:14.03] | zhè yī cì bú shì kāi wán xiào de |
[01:17.04] | |
[01:19.61] | shǐ yòng fāng fǎ: 1. jiāng liǎng yè chōng fèn jiǎo bàn hùn hé. |
[01:21.09] | 2. jiāng jiē zhe wù biǎo miàn shì dàng chǔ lǐ qù chú yóu gòu huò mó cū |
[01:22.88] | 3. shǐ yòng zhú piàn shuā zài biǎo miàn shàng hé lǒng jiā yā jí kě |
[01:24.35] | zhù yì shì xiàng: 1. běn jì yīng gāi zài yī fēn zhōng nèi shǐ yòng wán bì |
[01:25.78] | fǒu zé yī jīng yìng huà jí bù néng shǐ yòng |
[01:27.65] | gē ge nǐ yuè nòng yuè zāo wèi shí mó bù ràng mā mā zhī dào |
[01:31.38] | nǐ bié chǎo hòu guǒ huì zěn yàng nǐ cái bù zhī dào wǒ hǎo |
[01:35.20] | pīng pīng pīng pāng pāng pāng kuāng kuāng kuāng kàng yòu gē |
[01:38.96] | pīng pīng pīng pāng pāng pāng kuāng kuāng kuāng kàng |
[01:42.47] | OH MY GOD zhè shì yào wǒ de mìng ma |
[01:45.56] | wǒ huì bèi wǒ bà bà diào qǐ lái dǎ ma |
[01:49.64] | wǒ jìng rán lián fān de gǎo zá jiù kuài yào zhuā kuáng |
[01:54.34] | zhè yàng de fēng làng chéng shòu de zhù ma |
[01:58.19] | dīng dāng xiàn zài shì zěn yàng?! |
[02:01.97] | bà nǐ nǐ kě yǐ péi wǒ qù tī qiú ma |
[02:05.72] | zhè cì wǒ zhēn de sǐ dìng le |
[02:09.78] | wèi shí mó zhè me bù xiǎo xīn ne |
[02:13.69] | zhè cì wǒ zhēn de sǐ dìng le |
[02:17.51] | zhè yī cì bú shì kāi wán xiào de |
[02:20.15] | |
[02:23.36] | méi guān xì zhǐ yào dòng nǎo jīn jiù kě yǐ yǎn gài wǒ de cū xīn |
[02:30.52] | zhǐ yào duō yì diǎn làng màn de gǎn jué |
[02:34.29] | jiù néng yǎn shì nà huā píng de quē xiàn |
[02:38.32] | suǒ yǐ là zhú diǎn yì diǎn xiāng shuǐ sǎ yì diǎn |
[02:41.96] | qì fēn hěn OK zhú guāng hěn táo zuì |
[02:48.37] | bà bà mā mā gē ge shuō wǒ men kě yǐ huí jiā jiā |
[02:53.67] | hōng hōng hōng huàng huǎng huǎng hāng hāng hāng |
[02:57.61] | hōng hōng hōng huàng huǎng huǎng hāng hāng hāng |
[03:01.41] | hā hā hā wèi shí mó huǒ huì nà me dà |
[03:05.03] | hā hā hā wǒ yí dìng shì zài zuò mèng ba |
[03:09.19] | zhè cì wǒ zhēn de sǐ dìng le |
[03:13.15] | wèi shí mó zhè me bù xiǎo xīn ne |
[03:16.84] | zhè cì wǒ zhēn de sǐ dìng le |
[03:20.83] | fǎn zhèng yě bú shì dì yī cì le |
[03:26.38] |