[00:05.089] | 培根起司蛋三明治 |
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[00:12.200] | 培根起司蛋三明治 |
[00:14.890] | 培根起司蛋三明治 |
[00:19.000] | 大野狼吃小红帽 虎姑婆吃叉烧包 |
[00:25.600] | 三只小猪赶快跑 我现在好烦恼 |
[00:32.149] | 没吃汉堡长不高 加上薯条刚刚好 |
[00:39.059] | 两片面包拿去烤 这就是我的诀窍 |
[00:46.499] | 俺已经不敢在夜里吃东西 |
[00:49.690] | 又害怕变胖之後早点休息 |
[00:54.190] | 电视机又转到料理东西军 |
[00:56.099] | 还想着早餐要如何犒赏自己 |
[00:59.529] | 进入梦境俺的口水一直滴 |
[01:04.190] | 梦到变成面团被人丢进油锅里 |
[01:06.069] | 变成油条听说俺有一个兄弟 |
[01:09.509] | 他在那里 烧饼 俺好想你 |
[01:13.319] | 培根起司蛋三明治 |
[01:16.019] | 加鲔鱼 培根鲔鱼起司蛋三明治 |
[01:19.189] | 加玉米 培根鲔鱼玉米起司蛋三明治 |
[01:22.939] | 加肉松 培根鲔鱼玉米肉松起司蛋三明治 |
[01:26.979] | 早餐店的气氛好 让我想吃萝卜糕 |
[01:33.719] | 煎到边边有点焦 这感觉太美妙 |
[01:40.539] | 老板娘的学历高 身材又比馒头好 |
[01:48.090] | 我是你的小红帽 快点过来把我吃掉 |
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[01:54.569] | 如果俺是鸡蛋 你就是吐司 |
[01:57.499] | 咱两个放在平底锅上变成法式吐司 |
[02:00.869] | 噗滋 噗滋 噗滋 放进烤箱里面噗滋 |
[02:04.890] | 是不是这意思 是这意思(不得了了) |
[02:08.900] | 如果俺是蛋饼 你就是酱油膏 |
[02:11.400] | 俺裹着饼皮就放进你的怀抱 |
[02:14.720] | 你有点害臊 张开嘴等着你的来到 |
[02:18.440] | 这样的要求会不会太高(不得了了) |
[02:22.090] | 培根起司蛋三明治 |
[02:24.900] | 放感情 培根感情起司蛋三明治 |
[02:28.060] | 放葛屁 培根感情葛屁起司蛋三明治 |
[02:31.440] | 放哭腔 培根感情葛屁起司蛋三明治 |
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[00:05.089] | pei gen qi si dan san ming zhi |
[00:07.880] | pei gen qi si dan san ming zhi |
[00:12.200] | pei gen qi si dan san ming zhi |
[00:14.890] | pei gen qi si dan san ming zhi |
[00:19.000] | da ye lang chi xiao hong mao hu gu po chi cha shao bao |
[00:25.600] | san zhi xiao zhu gan kuai pao wo xian zai hao fan nao |
[00:32.149] | mei chi han bao zhang bu gao jia shang shu tiao gang gang hao |
[00:39.059] | liang pian mian bao na qu kao zhe jiu shi wo de jue qiao |
[00:46.499] | an yi jing bu gan zai ye li chi dong xi |
[00:49.690] | you hai pa bian pang zhi hou zao dian xiu xi |
[00:54.190] | dian shi ji you zhuan dao liao li dong xi jun |
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[01:26.979] | zao can dian de qi fen hao rang wo xiang chi luo bo gao |
[01:33.719] | jian dao bian bian you dian jiao zhe gan jue tai mei miao |
[01:40.539] | lao ban niang de xue li gao shen cai you bi man tou hao |
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[01:54.569] | ru guo an shi ji dan ni jiu shi tu si |
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[02:08.900] | ru guo an shi dan bing ni jiu shi jiang you gao |
[02:11.400] | an guo zhe bing pi jiu fang jin ni de huai bao |
[02:14.720] | ni you dian hai sao zhang kai zui deng zhe ni de lai dao |
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[02:22.090] | pei gen qi si dan san ming zhi |
[02:24.900] | fang gan qing pei gen gan qing qi si dan san ming zhi |
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[02:31.440] | fang ku qiang pei gen gan qing ge pi qi si dan san ming zhi |
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[00:05.089] | péi gēn qǐ sī dàn sān míng zhì |
[00:07.880] | péi gēn qǐ sī dàn sān míng zhì |
[00:12.200] | péi gēn qǐ sī dàn sān míng zhì |
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[00:19.000] | dà yě láng chī xiǎo hóng mào hǔ gū pó chī chā shāo bāo |
[00:25.600] | sān zhǐ xiǎo zhū gǎn kuài pǎo wǒ xiàn zài hǎo fán nǎo |
[00:32.149] | méi chī hàn bǎo zhǎng bù gāo jiā shang shǔ tiáo gāng gāng hǎo |
[00:39.059] | liǎng piàn miàn bāo ná qù kǎo zhè jiù shì wǒ de jué qiào |
[00:46.499] | ǎn yǐ jīng bù gǎn zài yè lǐ chī dōng xī |
[00:49.690] | yòu hài pà biàn pàng zhī hòu zǎo diǎn xiū xī |
[00:54.190] | diàn shì jī yòu zhuǎn dào liào lǐ dōng xī jūn |
[00:56.099] | hái xiǎng zhe zǎo cān yào rú hé kào shǎng zì jǐ |
[00:59.529] | jìn rù mèng jìng ǎn de kǒu shuǐ yī zhí dī |
[01:04.190] | mèng dào biàn chéng miàn tuán bèi rén diū jìn yóu guō lǐ |
[01:06.069] | biàn chéng yóu tiáo tīng shuō ǎn yǒu yí gè xiōng dì |
[01:09.509] | tā zài nà li shāo bǐng ǎn hǎo xiǎng nǐ |
[01:13.319] | péi gēn qǐ sī dàn sān míng zhì |
[01:16.019] | jiā wěi yú péi gēn wěi yú qǐ sī dàn sān míng zhì |
[01:19.189] | jiā yù mǐ péi gēn wěi yú yù mǐ qǐ sī dàn sān míng zhì |
[01:22.939] | jiā ròu sōng péi gēn wěi yú yù mǐ ròu sōng qǐ sī dàn sān míng zhì |
[01:26.979] | zǎo cān diàn de qì fēn hǎo ràng wǒ xiǎng chī luó bo gāo |
[01:33.719] | jiān dào biān biān yǒu diǎn jiāo zhè gǎn jué tài měi miào |
[01:40.539] | lǎo bǎn niáng de xué lì gāo shēn cái yòu bǐ mán tou hǎo |
[01:48.090] | wǒ shì nǐ de xiǎo hóng mào kuài diǎn guò lái bǎ wǒ chī diào |
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[01:54.569] | rú guǒ ǎn shì jī dàn nǐ jiù shì tǔ sī |
[01:57.499] | zán liǎng gè fàng zài píng dǐ guō shàng biàn chéng fǎ shì tǔ sī |
[02:00.869] | pū zī pū zī pū zī fàng jìn kǎo xiāng lǐ miàn pū zī |
[02:04.890] | shì bú shì zhè yì sī shì zhè yì sī bù dé liǎo liǎo |
[02:08.900] | rú guǒ ǎn shì dàn bǐng nǐ jiù shì jiàng yóu gāo |
[02:11.400] | ǎn guǒ zhe bǐng pí jiù fàng jìn nǐ de huái bào |
[02:14.720] | nǐ yǒu diǎn hài sào zhāng kāi zuǐ děng zhe nǐ de lái dào |
[02:18.440] | zhè yàng de yāo qiú huì bú huì tài gāo bù dé liǎo liǎo |
[02:22.090] | péi gēn qǐ sī dàn sān míng zhì |
[02:24.900] | fàng gǎn qíng péi gēn gǎn qíng qǐ sī dàn sān míng zhì |
[02:28.060] | fàng gé pì péi gēn gǎn qíng gé pì qǐ sī dàn sān míng zhì |
[02:31.440] | fàng kū qiāng péi gēn gǎn qíng gé pì qǐ sī dàn sān míng zhì |
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