| Full color cover shot | |
| Self magazine where the limos go people start to scream shiny women on a yacht these are things | |
| I ain't got | |
| None of the above | |
| Top ten well dressed men every hair in place author, skier, millionaire epitome of taste always willing, always hot, all these things | |
| I am not None of the above | |
| I wish I was invisible, intelligent or pretty but | |
| I'm none of the above |