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All the world's a stage they say |
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And I've seen many things |
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Standing with my little ukelele in the wings |
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I've seen bearded ladies |
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And strong men with iron bars |
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I've seen cheeky chorus girls |
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Hob-nobbing with the stars |
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Yes, all the world's a stage they say |
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And I've seen many things |
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Standing with my little ukelele in the wings |
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Once a leading lady |
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Was clearly in distress |
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She asked if I could help her |
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With the fasteners on her dress |
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You should have seen the outcome |
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I almost broke me strings! |
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Standing with my little ukelele in the wings |
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I've seen song and dance men |
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Being heckled by cat-calls |
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And a buxon bare-back rider |
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Make a juggler drop his clubs! |
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Yes, all the world's a stage |
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And you won't believe the things |
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I've seen standing with my little... |
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Standing my little... |
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Standing with my little ukelele in the wings! |
