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Hey mister man on the street |
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Excuse me |
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Do you have a few moments to spare? |
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oh yeah |
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Don't worry I'm not trying to sell you anything you wouldn't want |
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I'm just a questionnaire |
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Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo |
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Do you think it's crunchy, half-crunchy or not crunchy at all? |
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Put a tick in the appropriate box |
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There's nothing to it |
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Yes no don't know I don't care |
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I'm only a questionnaire |
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Only a questionnaire |
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Please mister man on the street |
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Believe me |
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I'm only doing my job and I need to know |
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oh oh ho |
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Everything about you |
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Take it easy all you gotta do is answer yes or no |
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Tell me what you think about the devil and the deep blue sea |
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Do you think there's one true god, a false god or |
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No god at all? |
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(no god at aaaaaaaall) |
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Put a tick in the appropriate box |
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There's nothing to it |
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Yes no don't know I don't care |
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I'm only a questionnaire |
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Yes no don't know I don't care |
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I'm only a questionnaire |
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Only a questionnaire |
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Now can ya |
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Tell me what you think about how easy it can be to buy a gun |
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Do you think it's crazy, half-crazy or not crazy at all? |
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Put a tick in the appropriate box... |
