| Song | Major Happy's Up And Coming Once Upon A Good Time Band |
| Artist | The Rutles |
| Album | Archaeology |
| 作词 : Innes | |
| Once upon a good time on this very day | |
| Somewhere in another universe | |
| A band got in a van and drove for miles on end | |
| They just this minute got here with no time to rehearse | |
| They've not even had a sound-check but don't worry folks, it's true | |
| Whatever Major Happy did for them they'll do for you! | |
| Here we are once again on another one night stand | |
| Major Happy's Up and Coming Once Upon A Good Time Band | |
| Major Happy, Major Happy, Majah Happy, Made ya happy | |
| Major Happy's Up and Coming Easy-Going Good Time Band | |
| We're only here for you out there so give yourselves a great big hand | |
| Major Happy, Major Happy, Majah Happy, Made ya Happy | |
| So put your hands together and let's really hear it for | |
| Major Happy's Up and Coming Once Upon a Good Time Band... |
| zuò cí : Innes | |
| Once upon a good time on this very day | |
| Somewhere in another universe | |
| A band got in a van and drove for miles on end | |
| They just this minute got here with no time to rehearse | |
| They' ve not even had a soundcheck but don' t worry folks, it' s true | |
| Whatever Major Happy did for them they' ll do for you! | |
| Here we are once again on another one night stand | |
| Major Happy' s Up and Coming Once Upon A Good Time Band | |
| Major Happy, Major Happy, Majah Happy, Made ya happy | |
| Major Happy' s Up and Coming EasyGoing Good Time Band | |
| We' re only here for you out there so give yourselves a great big hand | |
| Major Happy, Major Happy, Majah Happy, Made ya Happy | |
| So put your hands together and let' s really hear it for | |
| Major Happy' s Up and Coming Once Upon a Good Time Band... |