| [00:35.298] | 这是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [00:43.798] | 这又是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [00:50.478] | 是谁让咱的父母吗嘛都是这儿的人 |
| [00:54.890] | 咱们身上就得散发着这儿的味儿 |
| [00:58.280] | 是谁给你盖了房子又娶了媳妇儿 |
| [01:01.418] | 你就得替他整点子他的她的事儿 |
| [01:05.268] | 你要我看这本地人它和外乡人之间它也没有多麽大的区别 |
| [01:13.680] | 抖出的攒儿全都乃乃的一样就象电视剧中穿插的广告 |
| [01:20.498] | 这个健康节目它到底有多大你上了网后马上就全都明白了 |
| [01:28.370] | 就看那高的矮的胖的瘦的丑的俏地人儿 |
| [01:31.798] | 他们都想让你投他们一票 |
| [01:35.408] | 这是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [01:43.338] | 这又是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [01:47.328] | 这么说话 这这没法儿说 |
| [01:50.208] | 怨不得嘛这些日子街道里的 |
| [01:51.208] | 积极分子们抖地可都是听不懂的词儿 |
| [01:57.318] | 泡在口力口口非馆儿里边握着刀叉掰呼着洋文 |
| [02:02.198] | 你嘛拿的都是东方人的劲儿 |
| [02:05.168] | 同志这个称呼已经不使了改成哈喽 嘿酋 |
| [02:10.490] | 哎 这是啥味儿啊 |
| [02:13.100] | 怎麽怎麽了民族文化 |
| [02:13.800] | 码根码要发扬光大嘛靠的就是这些个人儿吗 |
| [02:20.120] | 它也难怪支书老是对俺说是 |
| [02:21.120] | 做为中国人就应该有中国人的骨头 |
| [02:27.100] | 叫俺吃的饱了穿的暖了大嘴一抹小脸儿一红 |
| [02:31.500] | 自然就想干点儿甚麽事儿 |
| [02:35.640] | 只要你肯前腿儿弓啊后腿蹬啊 |
| [02:39.300] | 咱一准儿端着 跟你练练哈哈功 |
| [02:42.690] | 可谁知你又在陡坡儿上掉链子 |
| [02:46.329] | 让俺猫捉尿泡又玩了把四大皆空 |
| [02:50.640] | 这是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [02:58.200] | 这又是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [03:02.300] | 这么说话 这这没法儿说 |
| [03:05.310] | 是谁让咱的父母吗嘛都是这儿的人 |
| [03:09.500] | 咱们身上就得散发着这儿的味儿 |
| [03:12.430] | 是谁给你盖了房子又娶了媳妇儿 |
| [03:16.700] | 你就得替他整点子他的她的事儿 |
| [03:20.490] | 北京地区天气预报 |
| [03:24.380] | 今天夜间晴渐多云 |
| [03:29.100] | 局部地区没有雨 |
| [03:33.000] | 降水概率为二 三百元一次 |
| [03:37.770] | 最高气温摄氏五十六度 |
| [04:05.620] | 打拳如果打不过了吧那就咬耳朵吧 |
| [04:08.980] | 还别说这洋人儿嘛还就是有一套哪 |
| [04:12.780] | 能够递的起也能够玩儿的转的这一招嘛 |
| [04:16.430] | 还得说是人乜外国佬啊 |
| [04:20.310] | 你没看人家不光有钱而且更有脾气 |
| [04:23.750] | 就是再揍你一顿他也花的起这钞票 |
| [04:28.210] | 这就是资本 这就是**** |
| [04:31.420] | 可和你说的平等许是对不上号儿吧 |
| [04:35.420] | 到底是在蓝领堆里羡慕有钱人舒服 |
| [04:38.490] | 还是在富贵圈儿里笑穷人的疾苦 |
| [04:43.110] | 贫和娼是物质区分后产生的优越感 |
| [04:46.700] | 还是本不该再存有这种老调的观念 |
| [04:50.730] | 在我们赖以生存的这艘爱之船上 |
| [04:54.600] | 如果有一天它也泰坦尼克号了呢 |
| [04:58.130] | 用你的枪吗 用你的钱吧 |
| [05:00.930] | 还是逗点儿粉儿或是烧柱香就可以不用去死了吗 |
| [05:05.710] | 嘿 朋友 算了 算了 |
| [05:09.170] | 还是来串儿羊肉尝一下吧 |
| [05:11.940] | 哦 我不是哪种人 |
| [05:14.360] | 踢佛爷门槛儿 勾搭人家老婆的事儿 |
| [05:16.210] | 还是让哪些搞艺术的家们去干好了 |
| [05:19.700] | 哎 我不是哪种人 |
| [05:20.630] | 甚麽天儿啊 老是看不见太阳 |
| [05:23.230] | 把头发染的再黄他还不是一样吗 |
| [05:26.950] | 哎 我不是哪种人 |
| [05:28.140] | 要说标榜它本就是成心四处炫耀的 |
| [05:32.240] | 一身皮尔卡丹连网的屁屁机和全球通的手机 |
| [06:13.200] | 这是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [06:20.380] | 这又是嘛了嘛 嘛玩儿 |
| [00:35.298] | zhe shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [00:43.798] | zhe you shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [00:50.478] | shi shui rang zan de fu mu ma ma dou shi zhe er de ren |
| [00:54.890] | zan men shen shang jiu de san fa zhe zhe er de wei r |
| [00:58.280] | shi shui gei ni gai le fang zi you qu le xi fu er |
| [01:01.418] | ni jiu de ti ta zheng dian zi ta de ta de shi er |
| [01:05.268] | ni yao wo kan zhe ben di ren ta he wai xiang ren zhi jian ta ye mei you duo mo da de qu bie |
| [01:13.680] | dou chu de zan er quan dou nai nai de yi yang jiu xiang dian shi ju zhong chuan cha de guang gao |
| [01:20.498] | zhe ge jian kang jie mu ta dao di you duo da ni shang le wang hou ma shang jiu quan dou ming bai le |
| [01:28.370] | jiu kan na gao de ai de pang de shou de chou de qiao di ren er |
| [01:31.798] | ta men dou xiang rang ni tou ta men yi piao |
| [01:35.408] | zhe shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [01:43.338] | zhe you shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [01:47.328] | zhe me shuo hua zhe zhe mei fa er shuo |
| [01:50.208] | yuan bu de ma zhei xie ri zi jie dao li de |
| [01:51.208] | ji ji fen zi men dou di ke dou shi ting bu dong de ci er |
| [01:57.318] | pao zai kou li kou kou fei guan er li bian wo zhe dao cha bai hu zhe yang wen |
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| [02:05.168] | tong zhi zhe ge cheng hu yi jing bu shi le gai cheng ha lou hei qiu |
| [02:10.490] | ai zhe shi sha wei r a |
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| [02:13.800] | ma gen ma yao fa yang guang da ma kao de jiu shi zhei xie ge ren er ma |
| [02:20.120] | ta ye nan guai zhi shu lao shi dui an shuo shi |
| [02:21.120] | zuo wei zhong guo ren jiu ying gai you zhong guo ren de gu tou |
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| [02:31.500] | zi ran jiu xiang gan dian er shen mo shi er |
| [02:35.640] | zhi yao ni ken qian tui er gong a hou tui deng a |
| [02:39.300] | zan yi zhun er duan zhe gen ni lian lian ha ha gong |
| [02:42.690] | ke shei zhi ni you zai dou po er shang diao lian zi |
| [02:46.329] | rang an mao zhuo sui pao you wan le ba si da jie kong |
| [02:50.640] | zhe shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [02:58.200] | zhe you shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [03:02.300] | zhe me shuo hua zhe zhe mei fa er shuo |
| [03:05.310] | shi shui rang zan de fu mu ma ma dou shi zhe er de ren |
| [03:09.500] | zan men shen shang jiu de san fa zhe zhe er de wei r |
| [03:12.430] | shi shui gei ni gai le fang zi you qu le xi fu er |
| [03:16.700] | ni jiu de ti ta zheng dian zi ta de ta de shi er |
| [03:20.490] | bei jing di qu tian qi yu bao |
| [03:24.380] | jin tian ye jian qing jian duo yun |
| [03:29.100] | ju bu di qu mei you yu |
| [03:33.000] | jiang shui gai lv wei er san bai yuan yi ci |
| [03:37.770] | zui gao qi wen she shi wu shi liu du |
| [04:05.620] | da quan ru guo da bu guo le ba na jiu yao er duo ba |
| [04:08.980] | hai bie shuo zhe yang ren er ma hai jiu shi you yi tao na |
| [04:12.780] | neng gou di de qi ye neng gou wan er de zhuan de zhe yi zhao ma |
| [04:16.430] | hai de shuo shi ren mie wai guo lao a |
| [04:20.310] | ni mei kan ren jia bu guang you qian er qie geng you pi qi |
| [04:23.750] | jiu shi zai zou ni yi dun ta ye hua de qi zhe chao piao |
| [04:28.210] | zhe jiu shi zi ben zhe jiu shi |
| [04:31.420] | ke he ni shuo de ping deng xu shi dui bu shang hao er ba |
| [04:35.420] | dao di shi zai lan ling dui li xian mu you qian ren shu fu |
| [04:38.490] | hai shi zai fu gui quan er li xiao qiong ren de ji ku |
| [04:43.110] | pin he chang shi wu zhi qu fen hou chan sheng de you yue gan |
| [04:46.700] | hai shi ben bu gai zai cun you zhe zhong lao diao de guan nian |
| [04:50.730] | zai wo men lai yi sheng cun de zhe sou ai zhi chuan shang |
| [04:54.600] | ru guo you yi tian ta ye tai tan ni ke hao le ne |
| [04:58.130] | yong ni de qiang ma yong ni de qian ba |
| [05:00.930] | hai shi dou dian er fen er huo shi shao zhu xiang jiu ke yi bu yong qu si le ma |
| [05:05.710] | hei peng you suan le suan le |
| [05:09.170] | hai shi lai chuan er yang rou chang yi xia ba |
| [05:11.940] | o wo bu shi na zhong ren |
| [05:14.360] | ti fo ye men kan er gou da ren jia lao po de shi er |
| [05:16.210] | hai shi rang nei xie gao yi shu de jia men qu gan hao le |
| [05:19.700] | ai wo bu shi na zhong ren |
| [05:20.630] | shen mo tian r a lao shi kan bu jian tai yang |
| [05:23.230] | ba tou fa ran de zai huang ta hai bu shi yi yang ma |
| [05:26.950] | ai wo bu shi na zhong ren |
| [05:28.140] | yao shuo biao bang ta ben jiu shi cheng xin si chu xuan yao de |
| [05:32.240] | yi shen pi er ka dan lian wang de pi pi ji he quan qiu tong de shou ji |
| [06:13.200] | zhe shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [06:20.380] | zhe you shi ma le ma ma wan er |
| [00:35.298] | zhè shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [00:43.798] | zhè yòu shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [00:50.478] | shì shuí ràng zán de fù mǔ ma ma dōu shì zhè ér de rén |
| [00:54.890] | zán men shēn shàng jiù dé sàn fà zhe zhè ér de wèi r |
| [00:58.280] | shì shuí gěi nǐ gài le fáng zi yòu qǔ le xí fù ér |
| [01:01.418] | nǐ jiù dé tì tā zhěng diǎn zǐ tā de tā de shì ér |
| [01:05.268] | nǐ yào wǒ kàn zhè běn dì rén tā hé wài xiāng rén zhī jiān tā yě méi yǒu duō mó dà de qū bié |
| [01:13.680] | dǒu chū de zǎn ér quán dōu nǎi nǎi de yí yàng jiù xiàng diàn shì jù zhōng chuān chā de guǎng gào |
| [01:20.498] | zhè gè jiàn kāng jié mù tā dào dǐ yǒu duō dà nǐ shàng le wǎng hòu mǎ shàng jiù quán dōu míng bái le |
| [01:28.370] | jiù kàn nà gāo de ǎi de pàng de shòu de chǒu de qiào dì rén ér |
| [01:31.798] | tā men dōu xiǎng ràng nǐ tóu tā men yī piào |
| [01:35.408] | zhè shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [01:43.338] | zhè yòu shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [01:47.328] | zhè me shuō huà zhè zhè méi fǎ ér shuō |
| [01:50.208] | yuàn bù dé ma zhèi xiē rì zi jiē dào lǐ de |
| [01:51.208] | jī jí fèn zǐ men dǒu dì kě dōu shì tīng bù dǒng de cí ér |
| [01:57.318] | pào zài kǒu lì kǒu kǒu fēi guǎn ér lǐ biān wò zhe dāo chā bāi hū zhe yáng wén |
| [02:02.198] | nǐ ma ná de dōu shì dōng fāng rén de jìn r |
| [02:05.168] | tóng zhì zhè gè chēng hū yǐ jīng bù shǐ le gǎi chéng hā lóu hēi qiú |
| [02:10.490] | āi zhè shì shà wèi r a |
| [02:13.100] | zěn mó zěn mó le mín zú wén huà |
| [02:13.800] | mǎ gēn mǎ yào fā yáng guāng dà ma kào de jiù shì zhèi xiē gè rén ér ma |
| [02:20.120] | tā yě nán guài zhī shū lǎo shì duì ǎn shuō shì |
| [02:21.120] | zuò wéi zhōng guó rén jiù yīng gāi yǒu zhōng guó rén de gú tou |
| [02:27.100] | jiào ǎn chī de bǎo le chuān de nuǎn le dà zuǐ yī mǒ xiǎo liǎn ér yī hóng |
| [02:31.500] | zì rán jiù xiǎng gàn diǎn ér shén mó shì ér |
| [02:35.640] | zhǐ yào nǐ kěn qián tuǐ ér gōng a hòu tuǐ dēng a |
| [02:39.300] | zán yī zhǔn ér duān zhe gēn nǐ liàn liàn hā hā gōng |
| [02:42.690] | kě shéi zhī nǐ yòu zài dǒu pō ér shàng diào liàn zǐ |
| [02:46.329] | ràng ǎn māo zhuō suī pào yòu wán le bǎ sì dà jiē kōng |
| [02:50.640] | zhè shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [02:58.200] | zhè yòu shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [03:02.300] | zhè me shuō huà zhè zhè méi fǎ ér shuō |
| [03:05.310] | shì shuí ràng zán de fù mǔ ma ma dōu shì zhè ér de rén |
| [03:09.500] | zán men shēn shàng jiù dé sàn fà zhe zhè ér de wèi r |
| [03:12.430] | shì shuí gěi nǐ gài le fáng zi yòu qǔ le xí fù ér |
| [03:16.700] | nǐ jiù dé tì tā zhěng diǎn zǐ tā de tā de shì ér |
| [03:20.490] | běi jīng dì qū tiān qì yù bào |
| [03:24.380] | jīn tiān yè jiān qíng jiàn duō yún |
| [03:29.100] | jú bù dì qū méi yǒu yǔ |
| [03:33.000] | jiàng shuǐ gài lǜ wèi èr sān bǎi yuán yī cì |
| [03:37.770] | zuì gāo qì wēn shè shì wǔ shí liù dù |
| [04:05.620] | dǎ quán rú guǒ dǎ bu guò le ba nà jiù yǎo ěr duǒ ba |
| [04:08.980] | hái bié shuō zhè yáng rén ér ma hái jiù shì yǒu yī tào nǎ |
| [04:12.780] | néng gòu dì de qǐ yě néng gòu wán ér de zhuǎn de zhè yī zhāo ma |
| [04:16.430] | hái dé shuō shì rén miē wài guó lǎo a |
| [04:20.310] | nǐ méi kàn rén jiā bù guāng yǒu qián ér qiě gèng yǒu pí qì |
| [04:23.750] | jiù shì zài zòu nǐ yī dùn tā yě huā de qǐ zhè chāo piào |
| [04:28.210] | zhè jiù shì zī běn zhè jiù shì |
| [04:31.420] | kě hé nǐ shuō de píng děng xǔ shì duì bù shàng hào ér ba |
| [04:35.420] | dào dǐ shì zài lán lǐng duī lǐ xiàn mù yǒu qián rén shū fú |
| [04:38.490] | hái shì zài fù guì quān ér lǐ xiào qióng rén de jí kǔ |
| [04:43.110] | pín hé chāng shì wù zhì qū fēn hòu chǎn shēng de yōu yuè gǎn |
| [04:46.700] | hái shì běn bù gāi zài cún yǒu zhè zhǒng lǎo diào de guān niàn |
| [04:50.730] | zài wǒ men lài yǐ shēng cún de zhè sōu ài zhī chuán shàng |
| [04:54.600] | rú guǒ yǒu yì tiān tā yě tài tǎn ní kè hào le ne |
| [04:58.130] | yòng nǐ de qiāng ma yòng nǐ de qián ba |
| [05:00.930] | hái shì dòu diǎn ér fěn ér huò shì shāo zhù xiāng jiù kě yǐ bù yòng qù sǐ le ma |
| [05:05.710] | hēi péng yǒu suàn le suàn le |
| [05:09.170] | hái shì lái chuàn ér yáng ròu cháng yī xià ba |
| [05:11.940] | ó wǒ bú shì nǎ zhǒng rén |
| [05:14.360] | tī fó yé mén kǎn ér gōu dā rén jiā lǎo pó de shì ér |
| [05:16.210] | hái shì ràng něi xiē gǎo yì shù de jiā men qù gàn hǎo le |
| [05:19.700] | āi wǒ bú shì nǎ zhǒng rén |
| [05:20.630] | shén mó tiān r a lǎo shì kàn bú jiàn tài yáng |
| [05:23.230] | bǎ tóu fà rǎn de zài huáng tā hái bú shì yí yàng ma |
| [05:26.950] | āi wǒ bú shì nǎ zhǒng rén |
| [05:28.140] | yào shuō biāo bǎng tā běn jiù shì chéng xīn sì chù xuàn yào de |
| [05:32.240] | yī shēn pí ěr kǎ dān lián wǎng de pì pì jī hé quán qiú tōng de shǒu jī |
| [06:13.200] | zhè shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
| [06:20.380] | zhè yòu shì ma le ma ma wán ér |
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