小子你过来听我说你得听我说仔细 | |
你还真别嫌你老子说的全都是老黄历 | |
打小我吃的盐巴 | |
就比你吃的饭都多 | |
你这一页怎么翻都翻不过 | |
知道知道您说您说 | |
早上起来到外边遥鸟儿 | |
呼吸几口新鲜的空气 | |
巴晌儿晚遥弯儿 | |
不光消食儿 | |
还可以锻炼着身体 | |
在公园儿里头认真的吊嗓儿 | |
要是没本事您就没戏---没戏 | |
胡弦一发声 | |
发烧老友都到来这PK的营地 | |
王府井那边的冰糖葫芦如今真有了分店 | |
全聚德的烤鸭当之无愧确是名不虚传 | |
没错 一瓶二锅头一碗炸酱面 | |
那吃的真是个新鲜 | |
一汁杯一豆碗炒肝儿 | |
从一早儿就神赛过仙儿 | |
一天到晚你就知道上网 | |
在乱七八糟的博客上留言 | |
可你爸爸在戏台上词说语出的 | |
都是沧桑醒世的名言 | |
要听流行的行没问题 | |
我也有非常好的推荐 | |
谁啊 郭德纲那小子的相声听说过吗 | |
花值一回得钱 | |
带着耳机跳舞到哪儿哼哼卿卿 | |
像你住在精神病的医院 | |
生旦净末丑粉墨登场 | |
句句都会动人心弦 | |
像梅兰芳马连良或尚小云 | |
他们演厌出---都是百谁听不啊没听过 | |
唱念做打有板有眼 | |
到你们这一代怎么就变成了嘿哟嘿哟嘿嘿哟… |
xiao zi ni guo lai ting wo shuo ni de ting wo shuo zi xi | |
ni hai zhen bie xian ni lao zi shuo de quan dou shi lao huang li | |
da xiao wo chi de yan ba | |
jiu bi ni chi de fan dou duo | |
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zhi dao zhi dao nin shuo nin shuo | |
zao shang qi lai dao wai bian yao niao er | |
hu xi ji kou xin xian de kong qi | |
ba shang er wan yao wan er | |
bu guang xiao shi r | |
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zai gong yuan er li tou ren zhen de diao sang er | |
yao shi mei ben shi nin jiu mei xi mei xi | |
hu xian yi fa sheng | |
fa shao lao you dou dao lai zhe PK de ying di | |
wang fu jing na bian de bing tang hu lu ru jin zhen you le fen dian | |
quan ju de de kao ya dang zhi wu kui que shi ming bu xu chuan | |
mei cuo yi ping er guo tou yi wan zha jiang mian | |
na chi di zhen shi ge xin xian | |
yi zhi bei yi dou wan chao gan er | |
cong yi zao er jiu shen sai guo xian er | |
yi tian dao wan ni jiu zhi dao shang wang | |
zai luan qi ba zao de bo ke shang liu yan | |
ke ni ba ba zai xi tai shang ci shuo yu chu de | |
dou shi cang sang xing shi de ming yan | |
yao ting liu xing de xing mei wen ti | |
wo ye you fei chang hao de tui jian | |
shui a guo de gang na xiao zi de xiang sheng ting shuo guo ma | |
hua zhi yi hui de qian | |
dai zhe er ji tiao wu dao na er heng heng qing qing | |
xiang ni zhu zai jing shen bing de yi yuan | |
sheng dan jing mo chou fen mo deng chang | |
ju ju dou hui dong ren xin xian | |
xiang mei lan fang ma lian liang huo shang xiao yun | |
ta men yan yan chu dou shi bai shui ting bu a mei ting guo | |
chang nian zuo da you ban you yan | |
dao ni men zhe yi dai zen me jiu bian cheng le hei yo hei yo hei hei yo |
xiǎo zi nǐ guò lái tīng wǒ shuō nǐ dé tīng wǒ shuō zǐ xì | |
nǐ hái zhēn bié xián nǐ lǎo zi shuō de quán dōu shì lǎo huáng lì | |
dǎ xiǎo wǒ chī de yán bā | |
jiù bǐ nǐ chī de fàn dōu duō | |
nǐ zhè yī yè zěn me fān dōu fān bù guò | |
zhī dào zhī dào nín shuō nín shuō | |
zǎo shàng qǐ lái dào wài biān yáo niǎo ér | |
hū xī jǐ kǒu xīn xiān de kōng qì | |
bā shǎng ér wǎn yáo wān ér | |
bù guāng xiāo shí r | |
hái kě yǐ duàn liàn zhe shēn tǐ | |
zài gōng yuán ér lǐ tou rèn zhēn de diào sǎng ér | |
yào shì méi běn shì nín jiù méi xì méi xì | |
hú xián yī fà shēng | |
fā shāo lǎo yǒu dōu dào lái zhè PK de yíng dì | |
wáng fǔ jǐng nà biān de bīng táng hú lú rú jīn zhēn yǒu le fēn diàn | |
quán jù dé de kǎo yā dāng zhī wú kuì què shì míng bù xū chuán | |
méi cuò yī píng èr guō tóu yī wǎn zhá jiàng miàn | |
nà chī dí zhēn shì gè xīn xiān | |
yī zhī bēi yī dòu wǎn chǎo gān ér | |
cóng yī zǎo ér jiù shén sài guò xiān ér | |
yì tiān dào wǎn nǐ jiù zhī dào shàng wǎng | |
zài luàn qī bā zāo de bó kè shàng liú yán | |
kě nǐ bà bà zài xì tái shàng cí shuō yǔ chū de | |
dōu shì cāng sāng xǐng shì de míng yán | |
yào tīng liú xíng de xíng méi wèn tí | |
wǒ yě yǒu fēi cháng hǎo de tuī jiàn | |
shuí a guō dé gāng nà xiǎo zi de xiàng sheng tīng shuō guò ma | |
huā zhí yī huí dé qián | |
dài zhe ěr jī tiào wǔ dào nǎ ér hēng hēng qīng qīng | |
xiàng nǐ zhù zài jīng shén bìng de yī yuàn | |
shēng dàn jìng mò chǒu fěn mò dēng chǎng | |
jù jù dōu huì dòng rén xīn xián | |
xiàng méi lán fāng mǎ lián liáng huò shàng xiǎo yún | |
tā men yǎn yàn chū dōu shì bǎi shuí tīng bù a méi tīng guò | |
chàng niàn zuò dǎ yǒu bǎn yǒu yǎn | |
dào nǐ men zhè yī dài zěn me jiù biàn chéng le hēi yō hēi yō hēi hēi yō |