St. George & The Dragonet Lyrics
| Song | St. George & The Dragonet |
| Artist | Stan Freberg |
| Album | The Very Best Of Stan Freberg |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Stan Freberg | |
| [Narrator:] | |
| The legend you are about to hear is True | |
| Only the needle should be changed to protect the record | |
| [St. George:] | |
| This is the countryside | |
| My name is St George | |
| I'm a knight | |
| Saturday, July 10th, 8:05 pm | |
| I was working out of the castle on the nightwatch | |
| When a call came in from the Chief | |
| A dragon had been devouring maidens | |
| Homicide | |
| My job, slay him | |
| [St. George:] | |
| You call me, Chief | |
| [Chief:] | |
| Yes, the dragon again, devouring maidens | |
| The King's daughter may be next | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Mmm-hmm | |
| You got a lead | |
| [Chief:] | |
| Oh, nothing much to go on | |
| Say, did you take that .45 automatic | |
| Into the lab to have them check on it | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Yeah, you were right | |
| [Chief:] | |
| I was right | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Yeah, It was a gun | |
| 8:22 pm, I talked to one of the maidens | |
| Who had almost been devoured | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Could I talk to you, Ma'am | |
| [Maiden:] | |
| Who are you | |
| [St. George:] | |
| I'm St. George, Ma'am | |
| Homicide, Ma'am | |
| Want to ask you a few questions, Ma'am | |
| I understand you were almost devoured by the Ma'am | |
| Is that right, dragon | |
| [Maiden:] | |
| It was terrible | |
| He breathed fire on me | |
| He burned me already | |
| [St. George:] | |
| How can I be sure of that, Ma'am | |
| [Maiden:] | |
| Believe me | |
| I got it straight from the dragon's mouth | |
| [St. George:] | |
| 11:45 pm | |
| I rode over the King's Highway | |
| I saw a man | |
| Stopped to talk to him | |
| Pardon me, Sir | |
| Could I talk to you for just a minute, Sir | |
| [Knave:] | |
| Sure, I don't mind | |
| [St. George:] | |
| What do you do for a living | |
| [Knave:] | |
| I'm a knave | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Didn't I pick you up on a 903 last year for stealing tarts | |
| [Knave:] | |
| Yeah, so what | |
| Do you wanna make a federal case out of it | |
| [St. George:] | |
| No, Sir | |
| We heard there was a dragon operating in this neighborhood | |
| We just want to know if you've seen him | |
| [Knave:] | |
| Sure, I've seen him | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Mmm-hmm | |
| Could you describe him for me | |
| [Knave:] | |
| What's to describe | |
| You see one dragon, you seen 'em all | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Would you try to remember, Sir | |
| Just for the record | |
| We just want to get the facts, Sir | |
| [Knave:] | |
| Well, he was, you know, he had orange polka dots... | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Yes, Sir | |
| [Knave:] | |
| Purple feet, breathing fire and smoke... | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Mmm-hmm | |
| [Knave:] | |
| And one big bloodshot eye | |
| Right in the middle of his forehead and | |
| Uh, like that | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Notice anything unusual about him | |
| [Knave:] | |
| No, he's just your run-of-the-mill dragon, you know | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Mmm-hmm | |
| Yes, Sir | |
| You can go now | |
| [Knave:] | |
| Hey, by the way, how you gonna catch him | |
| [St. George:] | |
| I thought you'd never ask | |
| A Dragonet | |
| 3:05 pm | |
| I was riding back into the courtyard | |
| To make my report to the lab | |
| Then it happened | |
| It was the dragon | |
| [Dragon:] | |
| Hey, I'm the fire-breathin' Dragon | |
| You must be St George, right | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Yes, Sir | |
| [Dragon:] | |
| I can see you got one of them new .45 caliber swords | |
| [St. George:] | |
| That's about the size of it | |
| [Dragon:] | |
| Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha | |
| You slay me | |
| [St. George:] | |
| That's what I wanted to talk to you about | |
| [Dragon:] | |
| What do you mean | |
| [St. George:] | |
| I'm taking you in on a 502 | |
| You figure it out | |
| [Dragon:] | |
| What's the charge | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Devouring maidens out of season | |
| [Dragon:] | |
| Out of season | |
| You'll never pin that rap on me | |
| Do you hear me, cop | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Yeah, I hear you | |
| I got you on a 412 too | |
| [Dragon:] | |
| A 412? | |
| What's a 412? | |
| [St. George:] | |
| Over-acting. Let's go | |
| [Narrator:] | |
| On September the 5th, the Dragon was tried and convicted | |
| His fire was put out and his maiden-devouring license revoked | |
| Maiden devouring out of season is punishable | |
| By a term of not less than 50 or more than 300 years |
| zuo qu : Stan Freberg | |
| Narrator: | |
| The legend you are about to hear is True | |
| Only the needle should be changed to protect the record | |
| St. George: | |
| This is the countryside | |
| My name is St George | |
| I' m a knight | |
| Saturday, July 10th, 8: 05 pm | |
| I was working out of the castle on the nightwatch | |
| When a call came in from the Chief | |
| A dragon had been devouring maidens | |
| Homicide | |
| My job, slay him | |
| St. George: | |
| You call me, Chief | |
| Chief: | |
| Yes, the dragon again, devouring maidens | |
| The King' s daughter may be next | |
| St. George: | |
| Mmm-hmm | |
| You got a lead | |
| Chief: | |
| Oh, nothing much to go on | |
| Say, did you take that. 45 automatic | |
| Into the lab to have them check on it | |
| St. George: | |
| Yeah, you were right | |
| Chief: | |
| I was right | |
| St. George: | |
| Yeah, It was a gun | |
| 8: 22 pm, I talked to one of the maidens | |
| Who had almost been devoured | |
| St. George: | |
| Could I talk to you, Ma' am | |
| Maiden: | |
| Who are you | |
| St. George: | |
| I' m St. George, Ma' am | |
| Homicide, Ma' am | |
| Want to ask you a few questions, Ma' am | |
| I understand you were almost devoured by the Ma' am | |
| Is that right, dragon | |
| Maiden: | |
| It was terrible | |
| He breathed fire on me | |
| He burned me already | |
| St. George: | |
| How can I be sure of that, Ma' am | |
| Maiden: | |
| Believe me | |
| I got it straight from the dragon' s mouth | |
| St. George: | |
| 11: 45 pm | |
| I rode over the King' s Highway | |
| I saw a man | |
| Stopped to talk to him | |
| Pardon me, Sir | |
| Could I talk to you for just a minute, Sir | |
| Knave: | |
| Sure, I don' t mind | |
| St. George: | |
| What do you do for a living | |
| Knave: | |
| I' m a knave | |
| St. George: | |
| Didn' t I pick you up on a 903 last year for stealing tarts | |
| Knave: | |
| Yeah, so what | |
| Do you wanna make a federal case out of it | |
| St. George: | |
| No, Sir | |
| We heard there was a dragon operating in this neighborhood | |
| We just want to know if you' ve seen him | |
| Knave: | |
| Sure, I' ve seen him | |
| St. George: | |
| Mmm-hmm | |
| Could you describe him for me | |
| Knave: | |
| What' s to describe | |
| You see one dragon, you seen ' em all | |
| St. George: | |
| Would you try to remember, Sir | |
| Just for the record | |
| We just want to get the facts, Sir | |
| Knave: | |
| Well, he was, you know, he had orange polka dots. . . | |
| St. George: | |
| Yes, Sir | |
| Knave: | |
| Purple feet, breathing fire and smoke. . . | |
| St. George: | |
| Mmm-hmm | |
| Knave: | |
| And one big bloodshot eye | |
| Right in the middle of his forehead and | |
| Uh, like that | |
| St. George: | |
| Notice anything unusual about him | |
| Knave: | |
| No, he' s just your run-of-the-mill dragon, you know | |
| St. George: | |
| Mmm-hmm | |
| Yes, Sir | |
| You can go now | |
| Knave: | |
| Hey, by the way, how you gonna catch him | |
| St. George: | |
| I thought you' d never ask | |
| A Dragonet | |
| 3: 05 pm | |
| I was riding back into the courtyard | |
| To make my report to the lab | |
| Then it happened | |
| It was the dragon | |
| Dragon: | |
| Hey, I' m the fire-breathin' Dragon | |
| You must be St George, right | |
| St. George: | |
| Yes, Sir | |
| Dragon: | |
| I can see you got one of them new. 45 caliber swords | |
| St. George: | |
| That' s about the size of it | |
| Dragon: | |
| Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha | |
| You slay me | |
| St. George: | |
| That' s what I wanted to talk to you about | |
| Dragon: | |
| What do you mean | |
| St. George: | |
| I' m taking you in on a 502 | |
| You figure it out | |
| Dragon: | |
| What' s the charge | |
| St. George: | |
| Devouring maidens out of season | |
| Dragon: | |
| Out of season | |
| You' ll never pin that rap on me | |
| Do you hear me, cop | |
| St. George: | |
| Yeah, I hear you | |
| I got you on a 412 too | |
| Dragon: | |
| A 412? | |
| What' s a 412? | |
| St. George: | |
| Over-acting. Let' s go | |
| Narrator: | |
| On September the 5th, the Dragon was tried and convicted | |
| His fire was put out and his maiden-devouring license revoked | |
| Maiden devouring out of season is punishable | |
| By a term of not less than 50 or more than 300 years |
| zuò qǔ : Stan Freberg | |
| Narrator: | |
| The legend you are about to hear is True | |
| Only the needle should be changed to protect the record | |
| St. George: | |
| This is the countryside | |
| My name is St George | |
| I' m a knight | |
| Saturday, July 10th, 8: 05 pm | |
| I was working out of the castle on the nightwatch | |
| When a call came in from the Chief | |
| A dragon had been devouring maidens | |
| Homicide | |
| My job, slay him | |
| St. George: | |
| You call me, Chief | |
| Chief: | |
| Yes, the dragon again, devouring maidens | |
| The King' s daughter may be next | |
| St. George: | |
| Mmm-hmm | |
| You got a lead | |
| Chief: | |
| Oh, nothing much to go on | |
| Say, did you take that. 45 automatic | |
| Into the lab to have them check on it | |
| St. George: | |
| Yeah, you were right | |
| Chief: | |
| I was right | |
| St. George: | |
| Yeah, It was a gun | |
| 8: 22 pm, I talked to one of the maidens | |
| Who had almost been devoured | |
| St. George: | |
| Could I talk to you, Ma' am | |
| Maiden: | |
| Who are you | |
| St. George: | |
| I' m St. George, Ma' am | |
| Homicide, Ma' am | |
| Want to ask you a few questions, Ma' am | |
| I understand you were almost devoured by the Ma' am | |
| Is that right, dragon | |
| Maiden: | |
| It was terrible | |
| He breathed fire on me | |
| He burned me already | |
| St. George: | |
| How can I be sure of that, Ma' am | |
| Maiden: | |
| Believe me | |
| I got it straight from the dragon' s mouth | |
| St. George: | |
| 11: 45 pm | |
| I rode over the King' s Highway | |
| I saw a man | |
| Stopped to talk to him | |
| Pardon me, Sir | |
| Could I talk to you for just a minute, Sir | |
| Knave: | |
| Sure, I don' t mind | |
| St. George: | |
| What do you do for a living | |
| Knave: | |
| I' m a knave | |
| St. George: | |
| Didn' t I pick you up on a 903 last year for stealing tarts | |
| Knave: | |
| Yeah, so what | |
| Do you wanna make a federal case out of it | |
| St. George: | |
| No, Sir | |
| We heard there was a dragon operating in this neighborhood | |
| We just want to know if you' ve seen him | |
| Knave: | |
| Sure, I' ve seen him | |
| St. George: | |
| Mmm-hmm | |
| Could you describe him for me | |
| Knave: | |
| What' s to describe | |
| You see one dragon, you seen ' em all | |
| St. George: | |
| Would you try to remember, Sir | |
| Just for the record | |
| We just want to get the facts, Sir | |
| Knave: | |
| Well, he was, you know, he had orange polka dots. . . | |
| St. George: | |
| Yes, Sir | |
| Knave: | |
| Purple feet, breathing fire and smoke. . . | |
| St. George: | |
| Mmm-hmm | |
| Knave: | |
| And one big bloodshot eye | |
| Right in the middle of his forehead and | |
| Uh, like that | |
| St. George: | |
| Notice anything unusual about him | |
| Knave: | |
| No, he' s just your run-of-the-mill dragon, you know | |
| St. George: | |
| Mmm-hmm | |
| Yes, Sir | |
| You can go now | |
| Knave: | |
| Hey, by the way, how you gonna catch him | |
| St. George: | |
| I thought you' d never ask | |
| A Dragonet | |
| 3: 05 pm | |
| I was riding back into the courtyard | |
| To make my report to the lab | |
| Then it happened | |
| It was the dragon | |
| Dragon: | |
| Hey, I' m the fire-breathin' Dragon | |
| You must be St George, right | |
| St. George: | |
| Yes, Sir | |
| Dragon: | |
| I can see you got one of them new. 45 caliber swords | |
| St. George: | |
| That' s about the size of it | |
| Dragon: | |
| Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha | |
| You slay me | |
| St. George: | |
| That' s what I wanted to talk to you about | |
| Dragon: | |
| What do you mean | |
| St. George: | |
| I' m taking you in on a 502 | |
| You figure it out | |
| Dragon: | |
| What' s the charge | |
| St. George: | |
| Devouring maidens out of season | |
| Dragon: | |
| Out of season | |
| You' ll never pin that rap on me | |
| Do you hear me, cop | |
| St. George: | |
| Yeah, I hear you | |
| I got you on a 412 too | |
| Dragon: | |
| A 412? | |
| What' s a 412? | |
| St. George: | |
| Over-acting. Let' s go | |
| Narrator: | |
| On September the 5th, the Dragon was tried and convicted | |
| His fire was put out and his maiden-devouring license revoked | |
| Maiden devouring out of season is punishable | |
| By a term of not less than 50 or more than 300 years |
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