Doin' As I Seen On My TV

Song Doin' As I Seen On My TV
Artist Poison
Album Crack A Smile...And More!

Lyrics

When I was a child staring at the tube
I saw sex, violence and death on the news
One day I saw the
Duke kill someone
Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Like them actors
I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please
Doin' as I see on my
TVI am doin' as
I see on my
TVCan I get on the news if
I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if
I took my life?
I tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbors and
I got on, "Cops"
All I want's a millions bucks from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me
I could shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in
Beverly Hills, please?
Doin' as I see on my
TVDoin' as
I see on my
TVI'd even do a porno flick, like all them
Hollywood chicks
I'm doin' it as
I see on my
TVTook my girl to rent a porno movie
I thought that it'd be kinda groovy
I thought that'd this impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover!
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I'm a man
I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as I see on my
TVDoin' as
I see on my
TVHell I'd even do a porno flick, like my hero
Rocky didDoin' as
I see on my
TVI am not aware