The Houseplant Song Lyrics

Song	The Houseplant Song
Artist	Audio Adrenaline
Album	The Ultimate Collection
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	作曲 : Herdman, McGinniss, Stuart
	Once I read a book
	And this is what it said
	If your music has a beat
	Then you're gonna wind up dead
	It doesn't really matter if
	it's Christian or not
	If it's syncopated rhythm
	then your soul is gonna rot
	And this book was called
	'Ha! You're Gonna Burn'
	And in the second chapter
	I went on to learn
	Take two houseplants
	And put them to the test
	Set them both in front of speakers
	And let the music do the rest
	The first one you play Mozart
	Or something lovely like that
	The second one you play that Petra
	Or that MegaDeth
	Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is.
	So I took my two houseplants
	And I put them to the test
	Set them both in front of speakers
	To let the music do the rest
	I powered up my Pioneers
	To let the music roar
	But twenty minutes later
	Someone's knocking at my door
	I opened up my door
	And there my neighbor stood
	He said, 'Man I'd like to get some sleep
	If you think I could'
	I said, 'Man, can't you see here
	I've got this moral dilemma that
	I got to get clear.'
	He said, 'What kind of moral dilemma
	Could you have at this time of night
	That could make me so angry
	That I just want to fight.'
	So I pointed to the page
	In that open book
	That had a picture of a potted plant
	And I said, 'Go have a look.'
	And he read
	Take two houseplants
	And put them to the test
	Set them both in front of speakers
	And let the music do the rest
	The first one you play Mozart
	Or something lovely like that
	The second one you play that Petra
	Or that MegaDeth.
	Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is.
	First of all he said,
	'That's Wagner that you're playing
	I've never heard of Petra
	And isn't Megadeth all dead.'
	And secondly, emphatically,
	He asked me, 'What's the sense
	of hanging out with houseplants
	when, hey, I live right across the fence.'
	And I thought to myself
	You know, that's a good point
	So I took my two houseplants,
	and I put them both back outside
	And me and my neighbor
	Well, we went out for a drive
	We talked about all the things
	That really matter most
	Like life and love and happiness
	And then the Holy Ghost
	And now my two houseplants
	They sit out in the sun
	As for me and my neighbor
	Well our friendship has become
	A meaningful relationship
	That's headed straight to heaven
	But as for now
	We like to sit around and listen
	to Audio Adrenaline
	Cranked to eleven.

	zuo qu : Herdman, McGinniss, Stuart
	Once I read a book
	And this is what it said
	If your music has a beat
	Then you' re gonna wind up dead
	It doesn' t really matter if
	it' s Christian or not
	If it' s syncopated rhythm
	then your soul is gonna rot
	And this book was called
	' Ha! You' re Gonna Burn'
	And in the second chapter
	I went on to learn
	Take two houseplants
	And put them to the test
	Set them both in front of speakers
	And let the music do the rest
	The first one you play Mozart
	Or something lovely like that
	The second one you play that Petra
	Or that MegaDeth
	Doesn' t really matter what kind of rock it is.
	So I took my two houseplants
	And I put them to the test
	Set them both in front of speakers
	To let the music do the rest
	I powered up my Pioneers
	To let the music roar
	But twenty minutes later
	Someone' s knocking at my door
	I opened up my door
	And there my neighbor stood
	He said, ' Man I' d like to get some sleep
	If you think I could'
	I said, ' Man, can' t you see here
	I' ve got this moral dilemma that
	I got to get clear.'
	He said, ' What kind of moral dilemma
	Could you have at this time of night
	That could make me so angry
	That I just want to fight.'
	So I pointed to the page
	In that open book
	That had a picture of a potted plant
	And I said, ' Go have a look.'
	And he read
	Take two houseplants
	And put them to the test
	Set them both in front of speakers
	And let the music do the rest
	The first one you play Mozart
	Or something lovely like that
	The second one you play that Petra
	Or that MegaDeth.
	Doesn' t really matter what kind of rock it is.
	First of all he said,
	' That' s Wagner that you' re playing
	I' ve never heard of Petra
	And isn' t Megadeth all dead.'
	And secondly, emphatically,
	He asked me, ' What' s the sense
	of hanging out with houseplants
	when, hey, I live right across the fence.'
	And I thought to myself
	You know, that' s a good point
	So I took my two houseplants,
	and I put them both back outside
	And me and my neighbor
	Well, we went out for a drive
	We talked about all the things
	That really matter most
	Like life and love and happiness
	And then the Holy Ghost
	And now my two houseplants
	They sit out in the sun
	As for me and my neighbor
	Well our friendship has become
	A meaningful relationship
	That' s headed straight to heaven
	But as for now
	We like to sit around and listen
	to Audio Adrenaline
	Cranked to eleven.

	zuò qǔ : Herdman, McGinniss, Stuart
	Once I read a book
	And this is what it said
	If your music has a beat
	Then you' re gonna wind up dead
	It doesn' t really matter if
	it' s Christian or not
	If it' s syncopated rhythm
	then your soul is gonna rot
	And this book was called
	' Ha! You' re Gonna Burn'
	And in the second chapter
	I went on to learn
	Take two houseplants
	And put them to the test
	Set them both in front of speakers
	And let the music do the rest
	The first one you play Mozart
	Or something lovely like that
	The second one you play that Petra
	Or that MegaDeth
	Doesn' t really matter what kind of rock it is.
	So I took my two houseplants
	And I put them to the test
	Set them both in front of speakers
	To let the music do the rest
	I powered up my Pioneers
	To let the music roar
	But twenty minutes later
	Someone' s knocking at my door
	I opened up my door
	And there my neighbor stood
	He said, ' Man I' d like to get some sleep
	If you think I could'
	I said, ' Man, can' t you see here
	I' ve got this moral dilemma that
	I got to get clear.'
	He said, ' What kind of moral dilemma
	Could you have at this time of night
	That could make me so angry
	That I just want to fight.'
	So I pointed to the page
	In that open book
	That had a picture of a potted plant
	And I said, ' Go have a look.'
	And he read
	Take two houseplants
	And put them to the test
	Set them both in front of speakers
	And let the music do the rest
	The first one you play Mozart
	Or something lovely like that
	The second one you play that Petra
	Or that MegaDeth.
	Doesn' t really matter what kind of rock it is.
	First of all he said,
	' That' s Wagner that you' re playing
	I' ve never heard of Petra
	And isn' t Megadeth all dead.'
	And secondly, emphatically,
	He asked me, ' What' s the sense
	of hanging out with houseplants
	when, hey, I live right across the fence.'
	And I thought to myself
	You know, that' s a good point
	So I took my two houseplants,
	and I put them both back outside
	And me and my neighbor
	Well, we went out for a drive
	We talked about all the things
	That really matter most
	Like life and love and happiness
	And then the Holy Ghost
	And now my two houseplants
	They sit out in the sun
	As for me and my neighbor
	Well our friendship has become
	A meaningful relationship
	That' s headed straight to heaven
	But as for now
	We like to sit around and listen
	to Audio Adrenaline
	Cranked to eleven.

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