I Pissed Myself

I Pissed Myself Lyrics

Song I Pissed Myself
Artist Caroline Konstnar
Album This Is Underwhelming at Best
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[00:00.64] As I walked along the street
[00:03.46] I felt my bladder make a pee
[00:06.18] And there it was all along
[00:09.48] Bladder full and far from home
[00:12.38] I needed to take a piss
[00:17.60] I reached out to the world but she rejected me
[00:23.25] Not a store or restaurant would take my pee
[00:28.90] I walked an alley hoping to find a place to piss and piece of mind
[00:40.10] Then lo and behold a lovely lady squatting behind a dumpster
[00:45.95] She too was pissing free and wild, her stream wasn't flustered
[00:51.39] And with no thought or care in mind
[00:56.81] I squat next to her and put her hand in mine
[01:02.60] Squeezing our lemons we fell in love
[01:08.40] And just like god we made a flood
[01:14.14] And all through the night we ran the blocks
[01:16.91] Unloading yellow goodness from our d**ks
[01:24.85] And as the dawn turned dawn our thirst to burst was gone
[01:30.60] We decided to part ways
[01:33.57] Knowing our love go stronger with each spray
[01:37.59] Imagine the pee th-
[01:39.00] Eh the pee woman was you all along
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