The Midget's Lament Lyrics
| Song | The Midget's Lament |
| Artist | Dory Previn |
| Album | Mary C. Brown And The Hollywood Sign |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Previn | |
| I walk in | |
| I ain't too dumb | |
| I know i got some handicaps t'overcome | |
| I mean y'seen one midget | |
| Y'seen 'em all | |
| Oh yeah midget | |
| Oh yeah small | |
| And that's as far as you can see | |
| Is that the sum | |
| And total substance of me? | |
| Midgets d-warfs chimps in a zoo | |
| They all look alike to you | |
| Well listen good | |
| 'cause i don't lie | |
| There's a whole lot more to me | |
| Than meets the eye | |
| And it fills my little soul | |
| With midget hate | |
| The way that people will not learn | |
| To differentiate | |
| Yeah sure midget | |
| That's what you say | |
| And that's as far as it goes | |
| But have you ever said | |
| That's a hungarian midget? | |
| Or that's a midget with | |
| A wart on his nose? | |
| Have you ever taken the time to notice | |
| A midget with curly hair | |
| It isn't fair | |
| There are skinny midgets | |
| Fat midgets | |
| Gay midgets flat midgets | |
| There are midgets in deep despair | |
| Half a soul half a brain | |
| Half a heart | |
| And twice the pain | |
| Sure they're cute | |
| And they're a lot of fun | |
| But would you want your sister | |
| To marry one? | |
| Midget small | |
| That's it and that's all | |
| The classification it is made | |
| Midget runt | |
| Well now i gotta be blunt | |
| I wish i was born | |
| I wish i was born a spade | |
| Sure i would still be a midget | |
| But i would have such | |
| Such beautiful coloration | |
| And among my fellow midgets | |
| I would be a sensation | |
| Talk about standing out | |
| In the pack | |
| I wish i was black | |
| Midgets d-warfs chimpanzees | |
| Ain't it all relative | |
| When you're on your knees? | |
| So don't tell me | |
| Don't tell me | |
| About minorities | |
| I wish to christ | |
| I wish to christ | |
| I was black |
| zuo qu : Previn | |
| I walk in | |
| I ain' t too dumb | |
| I know i got some handicaps t' overcome | |
| I mean y' seen one midget | |
| Y' seen ' em all | |
| Oh yeah midget | |
| Oh yeah small | |
| And that' s as far as you can see | |
| Is that the sum | |
| And total substance of me? | |
| Midgets dwarfs chimps in a zoo | |
| They all look alike to you | |
| Well listen good | |
| ' cause i don' t lie | |
| There' s a whole lot more to me | |
| Than meets the eye | |
| And it fills my little soul | |
| With midget hate | |
| The way that people will not learn | |
| To differentiate | |
| Yeah sure midget | |
| That' s what you say | |
| And that' s as far as it goes | |
| But have you ever said | |
| That' s a hungarian midget? | |
| Or that' s a midget with | |
| A wart on his nose? | |
| Have you ever taken the time to notice | |
| A midget with curly hair | |
| It isn' t fair | |
| There are skinny midgets | |
| Fat midgets | |
| Gay midgets flat midgets | |
| There are midgets in deep despair | |
| Half a soul half a brain | |
| Half a heart | |
| And twice the pain | |
| Sure they' re cute | |
| And they' re a lot of fun | |
| But would you want your sister | |
| To marry one? | |
| Midget small | |
| That' s it and that' s all | |
| The classification it is made | |
| Midget runt | |
| Well now i gotta be blunt | |
| I wish i was born | |
| I wish i was born a spade | |
| Sure i would still be a midget | |
| But i would have such | |
| Such beautiful coloration | |
| And among my fellow midgets | |
| I would be a sensation | |
| Talk about standing out | |
| In the pack | |
| I wish i was black | |
| Midgets dwarfs chimpanzees | |
| Ain' t it all relative | |
| When you' re on your knees? | |
| So don' t tell me | |
| Don' t tell me | |
| About minorities | |
| I wish to christ | |
| I wish to christ | |
| I was black |
| zuò qǔ : Previn | |
| I walk in | |
| I ain' t too dumb | |
| I know i got some handicaps t' overcome | |
| I mean y' seen one midget | |
| Y' seen ' em all | |
| Oh yeah midget | |
| Oh yeah small | |
| And that' s as far as you can see | |
| Is that the sum | |
| And total substance of me? | |
| Midgets dwarfs chimps in a zoo | |
| They all look alike to you | |
| Well listen good | |
| ' cause i don' t lie | |
| There' s a whole lot more to me | |
| Than meets the eye | |
| And it fills my little soul | |
| With midget hate | |
| The way that people will not learn | |
| To differentiate | |
| Yeah sure midget | |
| That' s what you say | |
| And that' s as far as it goes | |
| But have you ever said | |
| That' s a hungarian midget? | |
| Or that' s a midget with | |
| A wart on his nose? | |
| Have you ever taken the time to notice | |
| A midget with curly hair | |
| It isn' t fair | |
| There are skinny midgets | |
| Fat midgets | |
| Gay midgets flat midgets | |
| There are midgets in deep despair | |
| Half a soul half a brain | |
| Half a heart | |
| And twice the pain | |
| Sure they' re cute | |
| And they' re a lot of fun | |
| But would you want your sister | |
| To marry one? | |
| Midget small | |
| That' s it and that' s all | |
| The classification it is made | |
| Midget runt | |
| Well now i gotta be blunt | |
| I wish i was born | |
| I wish i was born a spade | |
| Sure i would still be a midget | |
| But i would have such | |
| Such beautiful coloration | |
| And among my fellow midgets | |
| I would be a sensation | |
| Talk about standing out | |
| In the pack | |
| I wish i was black | |
| Midgets dwarfs chimpanzees | |
| Ain' t it all relative | |
| When you' re on your knees? | |
| So don' t tell me | |
| Don' t tell me | |
| About minorities | |
| I wish to christ | |
| I wish to christ | |
| I was black |
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