[00:11.76] | 我到肯德基总要麦辣鸡腿堡 |
[00:14.17] | 他们俩的区别我总是分不好 |
[00:16.66] | 我觉得肯德基比麦当劳的薯条好 |
[00:19.41] | 我怀疑麦当劳耍鸡贼油放得少 |
[00:22.16] | |
[00:22.72] | 我穿着背心裤衩 吃老北京鸡肉卷 |
[00:25.41] | 他们有烤翅可是怎么没烤串 |
[00:28.01] | 我吃不着烤馒头只能吃烤玉米 |
[00:30.80] | 我喝不着啤酒只能喝七喜 |
[00:33.34] | 我不要芙蓉汤我想要麻辣烫 |
[00:36.00] | 服务员说肯德基没有外挂大排档 |
[00:38.62] | 我嘴在北京心在新奥尔良 |
[00:41.97] | 经常吃鸡肉补阳身强体壮 |
[00:44.73] | 我一包小薯条要5包番茄酱 |
[00:47.35] | 我hipa我不怕吃高脂肪高热量 |
[00:50.09] | 不像有些人嘴馋还怕自己发胖 |
[00:53.00] | 当了猪八戒还想立牌坊 |
[00:55.63] | 肯德基的老板和鸡块都叫上校 |
[00:58.60] | 油条卖2块怎么不卖豆腐脑 |
[01:01.35] | 白烙饼夹牛肉还做成5个角 |
[01:03.75] | 就算你做成10个角我也吃不饱 |
[01:07.06] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
[01:09.52] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
[01:12.23] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
[01:14.94] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
[01:18.13] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
[01:20.44] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
[01:23.60] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
[01:26.16] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
[01:29.08] | 肯德基和麦当劳热心社会公益 |
[01:31.57] | 一半人上那吃饭一半人上那拉屎 |
[01:34.38] | 尿急的时候看到他们就像遇到天使 |
[01:37.56] | 不用花钱不用带手纸 |
[01:39.85] | 我经常和姑娘两杯可乐在那约会 |
[01:42.70] | 十块钱以内 超值消费 |
[01:45.22] | 夏天有空调 冬天有暖气 |
[01:48.14] | 我跟那坐一天 嘿 他们也没脾气 |
[01:51.02] | 麦当劳24小时但不是开夜店 |
[01:53.72] | 客人有白领也有流浪汉 |
[01:56.18] | 有了麦当劳乞丐不再睡街道 |
[01:59.28] | 寂寞的夜里不再被狗咬 |
[02:02.22] | 肯德基的鸡听说有四条腿 |
[02:04.69] | 到现在也没看到那鸡往街上跑 |
[02:07.63] | 有了麦当劳,生活更美好 |
[02:10.13] | 我不再吃烧饼加蛋升级吃汉堡 |
[02:13.02] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
[02:15.58] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
[02:18.71] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
[02:21.27] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
[02:24.14] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
[02:26.86] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
[02:29.67] | 有了麦当劳,生活好滋味 |
[02:32.17] | 更多选择更多欢笑就在肯德基 |
[02:35.92] | |
[02:56.42] | 报菜名 |
[02:57.55] | 香辣鸡腿堡 劲脆鸡腿堡 田园鸡汉堡 |
[03:01.17] | 新奥尔良烤鸡腿堡 |
[03:02.69] | 深海鳕鱼堡 墨西哥鸡肉卷 |
[03:05.30] | 老北京鸡肉卷和上校鸡块 |
[03:08.10] | 香辣鸡翅 新奥尔良烤翅 |
[03:10.63] | 薯条大中小外带劲爆鸡米花 |
[03:13.88] | 脆皮甜筒 菠萝新地 香草新地 |
[03:16.39] | 草莓圣代外加巧克力 |
[03:19.10] | 葡式蛋挞 香甜粟米棒 |
[03:21.47] | 芙蓉鲜蔬汤 四季鲜蔬 玉米沙拉 |
[03:24.53] | 胡萝卜餐包 鸡汁土豆泥 |
[03:27.10] | 可乐 雪碧 牛奶 咖啡 七喜 美年达 |
[03:29.97] | 巨无霸套餐 麦香鱼套餐 |
[03:32.69] | 麦香鸡套餐 麦乐鸡套餐 |
[03:35.38] | 麦辣鸡腿套餐 麦辣鸡翅套餐 |
[03:38.19] | 麦香猪柳蛋套餐 开心乐园餐 |
[03:40.88] | 外送小玩具 |
[00:11.76] | wo dao ken de ji zong yao mai la ji tui bao |
[00:14.17] | ta men lia de qu bie wo zong shi fen bu hao |
[00:16.66] | wo jue de ken de ji bi mai dang lao de shu tiao hao |
[00:19.41] | wo huai yi mai dang lao shua ji zei you fang de shao |
[00:22.16] | |
[00:22.72] | wo chuan zhe bei xin ku cha chi lao bei jing ji rou juan |
[00:25.41] | ta men you kao chi ke shi zen me mei kao chuan |
[00:28.01] | wo chi bu zhao kao man tou zhi neng chi kao yu mi |
[00:30.80] | wo he bu zhao pi jiu zhi neng he qi xi |
[00:33.34] | wo bu yao fu rong tang wo xiang yao ma la tang |
[00:36.00] | fu wu yuan shuo ken de ji mei you wai gua da pai dang |
[00:38.62] | wo zui zai bei jing xin zai xin ao er liang |
[00:41.97] | jing chang chi ji rou bu yang shen qiang ti zhuang |
[00:44.73] | wo yi bao xiao shu tiao yao 5 bao fan qie jiang |
[00:47.35] | wo hipa wo bu pa chi gao zhi fang gao re liang |
[00:50.09] | bu xiang you xie ren zui chan hai pa zi ji fa pang |
[00:53.00] | dang le zhu ba jie hai xiang li pai fang |
[00:55.63] | ken de ji de lao ban he ji kuai dou jiao shang xiao |
[00:58.60] | you tiao mai 2 kuai zen me bu mai dou fu nao |
[01:01.35] | bai lao bing jia niu rou hai zuo cheng 5 ge jiao |
[01:03.75] | jiu suan ni zuo cheng 10 ge jiao wo ye chi bu bao |
[01:07.06] | you le mai dang lao, sheng huo hao zi wei |
[01:09.52] | geng duo xuan ze geng duo huan xiao jiu zai ken de ji |
[01:12.23] | you le mai dang lao, sheng huo hao zi wei |
[01:14.94] | geng duo xuan ze geng duo huan xiao jiu zai ken de ji |
[01:18.13] | you le mai dang lao, sheng huo hao zi wei |
[01:20.44] | geng duo xuan ze geng duo huan xiao jiu zai ken de ji |
[01:23.60] | you le mai dang lao, sheng huo hao zi wei |
[01:26.16] | geng duo xuan ze geng duo huan xiao jiu zai ken de ji |
[01:29.08] | ken de ji he mai dang lao re xin she hui gong yi |
[01:31.57] | yi ban ren shang na chi fan yi ban ren shang na la shi |
[01:34.38] | niao ji de shi hou kan dao ta men jiu xiang yu dao tian shi |
[01:37.56] | bu yong hua qian bu yong dai shou zhi |
[01:39.85] | wo jing chang he gu niang liang bei ke le zai na yue hui |
[01:42.70] | shi kuai qian yi nei chao zhi xiao fei |
[01:45.22] | xia tian you kong diao dong tian you nuan qi |
[01:48.14] | wo gen na zuo yi tian hei ta men ye mei pi qi |
[01:51.02] | mai dang lao 24 xiao shi dan bu shi kai ye dian |
[01:53.72] | ke ren you bai ling ye you liu lang han |
[01:56.18] | you le mai dang lao qi gai bu zai shui jie dao |
[01:59.28] | ji mo de ye li bu zai bei gou yao |
[02:02.22] | ken de ji de ji ting shuo you si tiao tui |
[02:04.69] | dao xian zai ye mei kan dao na ji wang jie shang pao |
[02:07.63] | you le mai dang lao, sheng huo geng mei hao |
[02:10.13] | wo bu zai chi shao bing jia dan sheng ji chi han bao |
[02:13.02] | you le mai dang lao, sheng huo hao zi wei |
[02:15.58] | geng duo xuan ze geng duo huan xiao jiu zai ken de ji |
[02:18.71] | you le mai dang lao, sheng huo hao zi wei |
[02:21.27] | geng duo xuan ze geng duo huan xiao jiu zai ken de ji |
[02:24.14] | you le mai dang lao, sheng huo hao zi wei |
[02:26.86] | geng duo xuan ze geng duo huan xiao jiu zai ken de ji |
[02:29.67] | you le mai dang lao, sheng huo hao zi wei |
[02:32.17] | geng duo xuan ze geng duo huan xiao jiu zai ken de ji |
[02:35.92] | |
[02:56.42] | bao cai ming |
[02:57.55] | xiang la ji tui bao jin cui ji tui bao tian yuan ji han bao |
[03:01.17] | xin ao er liang kao ji tui bao |
[03:02.69] | shen hai xue yu bao mo xi ge ji rou juan |
[03:05.30] | lao bei jing ji rou juan he shang xiao ji kuai |
[03:08.10] | xiang la ji chi xin ao er liang kao chi |
[03:10.63] | shu tiao da zhong xiao wai dai jin bao ji mi hua |
[03:13.88] | cui pi tian tong bo luo xin di xiang cao xin di |
[03:16.39] | cao mei sheng dai wai jia qiao ke li |
[03:19.10] | pu shi dan ta xiang tian su mi bang |
[03:21.47] | fu rong xian shu tang si ji xian shu yu mi sha la |
[03:24.53] | hu luo bo can bao ji zhi tu dou ni |
[03:27.10] | ke le xue bi niu nai ka fei qi xi mei nian da |
[03:29.97] | ju wu ba tao can mai xiang yu tao can |
[03:32.69] | mai xiang ji tao can mai le ji tao can |
[03:35.38] | mai la ji tui tao can mai la ji chi tao can |
[03:38.19] | mai xiang zhu liu dan tao can kai xin le yuan can |
[03:40.88] | wai song xiao wan ju |
[00:11.76] | wǒ dào kěn dé jī zǒng yào mài là jī tuǐ bǎo |
[00:14.17] | tā men liǎ de qū bié wǒ zǒng shì fēn bù hǎo |
[00:16.66] | wǒ jué de kěn dé jī bǐ mài dāng láo de shǔ tiáo hǎo |
[00:19.41] | wǒ huái yí mài dāng láo shuǎ jī zéi yóu fàng dé shǎo |
[00:22.16] | |
[00:22.72] | wǒ chuān zhe bèi xīn kù chǎ chī lǎo běi jīng jī ròu juǎn |
[00:25.41] | tā men yǒu kǎo chì kě shì zěn me méi kǎo chuàn |
[00:28.01] | wǒ chī bù zháo kǎo mán tou zhǐ néng chī kǎo yù mǐ |
[00:30.80] | wǒ hē bù zháo pí jiǔ zhǐ néng hē qī xǐ |
[00:33.34] | wǒ bú yào fú róng tāng wǒ xiǎng yào má là tàng |
[00:36.00] | fú wù yuán shuō kěn dé jī méi yǒu wài guà dà pái dàng |
[00:38.62] | wǒ zuǐ zài běi jīng xīn zài xīn ào ěr liáng |
[00:41.97] | jīng cháng chī jī ròu bǔ yáng shēn qiáng tǐ zhuàng |
[00:44.73] | wǒ yī bāo xiǎo shǔ tiáo yào 5 bāo fān qié jiàng |
[00:47.35] | wǒ hipa wǒ bù pà chī gāo zhī fáng gāo rè liàng |
[00:50.09] | bù xiàng yǒu xiē rén zuǐ chán hái pà zì jǐ fā pàng |
[00:53.00] | dāng le zhū bā jiè hái xiǎng lì pái fāng |
[00:55.63] | kěn dé jī de lǎo bǎn hé jī kuài dōu jiào shàng xiào |
[00:58.60] | yóu tiáo mài 2 kuài zěn me bù mài dòu fǔ nǎo |
[01:01.35] | bái lào bǐng jiā niú ròu hái zuò chéng 5 gè jiǎo |
[01:03.75] | jiù suàn nǐ zuò chéng 10 gè jiǎo wǒ yě chī bù bǎo |
[01:07.06] | yǒu le mài dāng láo, shēng huó hǎo zī wèi |
[01:09.52] | gèng duō xuǎn zé gèng duō huān xiào jiù zài kěn dé jī |
[01:12.23] | yǒu le mài dāng láo, shēng huó hǎo zī wèi |
[01:14.94] | gèng duō xuǎn zé gèng duō huān xiào jiù zài kěn dé jī |
[01:18.13] | yǒu le mài dāng láo, shēng huó hǎo zī wèi |
[01:20.44] | gèng duō xuǎn zé gèng duō huān xiào jiù zài kěn dé jī |
[01:23.60] | yǒu le mài dāng láo, shēng huó hǎo zī wèi |
[01:26.16] | gèng duō xuǎn zé gèng duō huān xiào jiù zài kěn dé jī |
[01:29.08] | kěn dé jī hé mài dāng láo rè xīn shè huì gōng yì |
[01:31.57] | yī bàn rén shàng nà chī fàn yī bàn rén shàng nà lā shǐ |
[01:34.38] | niào jí de shí hòu kàn dào tā men jiù xiàng yù dào tiān shǐ |
[01:37.56] | bù yòng huā qián bù yòng dài shǒu zhǐ |
[01:39.85] | wǒ jīng cháng hé gū niáng liǎng bēi kě lè zài nà yuē huì |
[01:42.70] | shí kuài qián yǐ nèi chāo zhí xiāo fèi |
[01:45.22] | xià tiān yǒu kòng diào dōng tiān yǒu nuǎn qì |
[01:48.14] | wǒ gēn nà zuò yì tiān hēi tā men yě méi pí qì |
[01:51.02] | mài dāng láo 24 xiǎo shí dàn bú shì kāi yè diàn |
[01:53.72] | kè rén yǒu bái lǐng yě yǒu liú làng hàn |
[01:56.18] | yǒu le mài dāng láo qǐ gài bù zài shuì jiē dào |
[01:59.28] | jì mò de yè lǐ bù zài bèi gǒu yǎo |
[02:02.22] | kěn dé jī de jī tīng shuō yǒu sì tiáo tuǐ |
[02:04.69] | dào xiàn zài yě méi kàn dào nà jī wǎng jiē shàng pǎo |
[02:07.63] | yǒu le mài dāng láo, shēng huó gèng měi hǎo |
[02:10.13] | wǒ bù zài chī shāo bǐng jiā dàn shēng jí chī hàn bǎo |
[02:13.02] | yǒu le mài dāng láo, shēng huó hǎo zī wèi |
[02:15.58] | gèng duō xuǎn zé gèng duō huān xiào jiù zài kěn dé jī |
[02:18.71] | yǒu le mài dāng láo, shēng huó hǎo zī wèi |
[02:21.27] | gèng duō xuǎn zé gèng duō huān xiào jiù zài kěn dé jī |
[02:24.14] | yǒu le mài dāng láo, shēng huó hǎo zī wèi |
[02:26.86] | gèng duō xuǎn zé gèng duō huān xiào jiù zài kěn dé jī |
[02:29.67] | yǒu le mài dāng láo, shēng huó hǎo zī wèi |
[02:32.17] | gèng duō xuǎn zé gèng duō huān xiào jiù zài kěn dé jī |
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[02:56.42] | bào cài míng |
[02:57.55] | xiāng là jī tuǐ bǎo jìn cuì jī tuǐ bǎo tián yuán jī hàn bǎo |
[03:01.17] | xīn ào ěr liáng kǎo jī tuǐ bǎo |
[03:02.69] | shēn hǎi xuě yú bǎo mò xī gē jī ròu juǎn |
[03:05.30] | lǎo běi jīng jī ròu juǎn hé shàng xiào jī kuài |
[03:08.10] | xiāng là jī chì xīn ào ěr liáng kǎo chì |
[03:10.63] | shǔ tiáo dà zhōng xiǎo wài dài jìn bào jī mǐ huā |
[03:13.88] | cuì pí tián tǒng bō luó xīn dì xiāng cǎo xīn dì |
[03:16.39] | cǎo méi shèng dài wài jiā qiǎo kè lì |
[03:19.10] | pú shì dàn tà xiāng tián sù mǐ bàng |
[03:21.47] | fú róng xiān shū tāng sì jì xiān shū yù mǐ shā là |
[03:24.53] | hú luó bo cān bāo jī zhī tǔ dòu ní |
[03:27.10] | kě lè xuě bì niú nǎi kā fēi qī xǐ měi nián dá |
[03:29.97] | jù wú bà tào cān mài xiāng yú tào cān |
[03:32.69] | mài xiāng jī tào cān mài lè jī tào cān |
[03:35.38] | mài là jī tuǐ tào cān mài là jī chì tào cān |
[03:38.19] | mài xiāng zhū liǔ dàn tào cān kāi xīn lè yuán cān |
[03:40.88] | wài sòng xiǎo wán jù |