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My name is Larry and I'm thirty-two |
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I'm so unhappy, I don't know what to do |
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I am the son of a businessman |
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I was born to be a part of his plan |
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Brought up to carry the family crown |
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I do my best, but my lips are brown |
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Middle class, I just can't, just can't take it |
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Efficiency is the name of my crime |
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Kissing ass, I've gotta, gotta make it |
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Borrowed money, borrowed time |
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Live my life under a microscope |
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I have to work for the rest of my life |
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I've got a car and a house and an expensive wife |
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I only bought the car to brag about the price |
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But I can't afford it; only used it twice |
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Live my life under a microscope |
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Oh, I would do anything for success |
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My son is gay and my wife is on dope |
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Oh, all I do is becoming a mess |
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Haven't fulfilled my father's dream |
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And now he doesn't love me anymore |
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I think I need a primal scream |
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But I live next door to my mother-in-law |
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Live my life under a microscope |
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Oh, I would do anything for success |
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My son is gay and my wife is on dope |
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Oh, all I do is becoming a mess |
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Middle class, I just can't, just can't take it |
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Efficiency is the name of my crime |
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Plastic cash. I gotta, gotta fake it |
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Borrowed money, borrowed time |
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Live my life under a microscope |
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Oh, I would do anything for success |
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My son is gay and my wife is on dope |
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Oh, all I do is becoming a mess |
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You're working like a galleyslave |
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You got to have a microwave |
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To keep your living standard high |
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And your neighbours satisfy |
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And don't forget to cut your lawn |
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Otherwise you'll be hang by dawn |
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Middle class, middle class |
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The words are tattooed no your ass |