バレンタイン・ギスギス
Lyrics
| Song | バレンタイン・ギスギス |
| Artist | 高垣彩陽 |
| Album | みつどもえ増量中！ 2 完全生産限定版 特典CD |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.004] | 情人节的冷淡 |
| [00:09.600] | 那是2月14号，情人节那天发生的事—— |
| [00:17.516] | （打开鞋柜）这是！难道说……啊——（跑到办公室） |
| [00:40.843] | 怎么了老师 |
| [00:42.619] | 一叶酱，又躲在我桌子下面！ |
| [00:45.963] | 比起这个发生什么了吗 |
| [00:48.236] | 对啊，发生了不得了的事情 |
| [00:50.743] | 不得了的事情？ |
| [00:51.814] | 鞋柜…… |
| [00:55.419] | 鞋柜？ |
| [00:57.431] | （语无伦次）鞋柜中巧克力了！ |
| [01:01.375] | 哦那真是不得了 |
| [01:03.674] | 不对不对，鞋柜在……巧克力？ |
| [01:07.227] | 睡迷糊了吗 |
| [01:08.193] | 对了，是鞋柜里有！鞋柜里有巧克力！ |
| [01:13.287] | 你睡迷糊了吗！ |
| [01:15.951] | 诶，刚才这句没说错吧 |
| [01:19.138] | 老师你最近是累坏了，所以产生幻觉了 |
| [01:23.318] | 对哦最近没睡好……不对不对不是幻觉是真的有！一瞬间看到了！ |
| [01:29.535] | 怎么会—— |
| [01:30.214] | 别这么说，真的是真的！你也去鞋柜看看 |
| [01:34.185] | 你自己去 |
| [01:35.413] | 别啊，自己一个人去有点……害怕 |
| [01:40.742] | 废柴( ﹁ ﹁ ) |
| [01:45.992] | 有点紧张啊 |
| [01:47.951] | 但如果真的像老师说的鞋柜里有巧克力的话 |
| [01:55.449] | 所以说真的是真的啦 |
| [01:57.147] | 假设是真的，能想到的可能性有几种 |
| [02:00.360] | 可能性？ |
| [02:02.580] | 放错了/整人/下毒/加了虫子/炸弹/妄想的具现化/还有别的种种可能性 |
| [02:11.853] | 等等妄想的具现化是什么东西啊，都假设了是真的了 |
| [02:17.470] | 不，下毒/加了虫子/炸弹应该算在整人的范畴里吗…… |
| [02:21.440] | 是杀人的范畴吧！ |
| [02:23.896] | （打开鞋柜）你看确实有吧 |
| [02:27.344] | 快离开鞋柜！有异臭！ |
| [02:29.512] | 是我脚的气味……你看除了巧克力没别的 |
| [02:32.307] | 别碰！如果老师被毒杀了，警察在采指纹的时候会很麻烦！戴手套再拿比较妥当 |
| [02:40.405] | 额……好吧 |
| [02:43.148] | 唔呣，因为脚的异臭，老师的鞋柜周围八格都是空的，放错了的可能性比较低 |
| [02:53.022] | 确实……不对，不是因为脚的异臭啊！ |
| [02:56.444] | 总之打开看看吧 |
| [03:01.930] | 这是…… |
| [03:05.248] | 这颜色，难道说这是…… |
| [03:09.244] | 不不不，气味是甜的，不是便便……什么的 |
| [03:12.876] | 总之只能尝一尝了 |
| [03:14.965] | 要是被下毒了怎么办 |
| [03:18.100] | 没关系！我会出席葬礼的 |
| [03:20.503] | 什么啊你这酒会笑话一样的发言，根本不是没关系啊 |
| [03:23.925] | 好了好了快吃一块 |
| [03:27.896] | ……南无三！（吃下） |
| [03:31.344] | 怎么样？……老师挺住！ |
| [03:37.326] | 好……好甜 |
| [03:42.812] | 甜？ |
| [03:44.458] | 杏仁的香味…… |
| [03:47.070] | 杏仁气味！氰酸钾！ |
| [03:49.760] | 好像是巧克力一样的有点好吃的味道……诶？好吃？ |
| [03:56.840] | 包裹里面有一封信！ |
| [04:02.378] | “Dear 小矢部： |
| [04:05.747] | （吉冈）为了感谢一直以来的关照，大家一起特意做了巧克力， |
| [04:10.737] | 不是剩下的东西哦~(^v^) |
| [04:13.349] | 6年级3班全体女生” |
| [04:15.831] | 这是…… |
| [04:18.547] | 还有各自的寄语 |
| [04:20.898] | （双叶）“最喜欢小矢部了！” |
| [04:22.387] | （宫下）“祝能早日拿到本命巧克力！” |
| [04:24.791] | （三叶）“别误会了！处男！” |
| [04:27.429] | （杉崎）“误会两个汉字都不会写，傻瓜（笑）” |
| [04:32.053] | 写着这些 |
| [04:33.751] | 就是说这是义理巧克力？ |
| [04:37.538] | 挺好的呢 |
| [04:39.158] | 什么嘛 |
| [04:42.502] | 老师……呣哼( •̀ ω •́ )✧太逗了 |
| [04:49.633] | （吉冈）谁去送这个给小矢部的义理巧克力 |
| [04:54.753] | （三叶）我才不要去呢！我可不想被处男误会了！ |
| [04:58.436] | （吉冈）三酱别这么说…… |
| [05:01.336] | （一叶）我去送！ |
| [05:02.877] | （吉冈）诶，老三你去送？ |
| [05:04.444] | （三叶）你居然参与这种事情，真是少见 |
| [05:08.441] | （一叶）因为好像很有趣的样子 |
| [05:12.412] | （三叶）好像很有趣？ |
| [05:13.796] | （吉冈）那就拜托你了 |
| [05:17.244] | （三叶）能直白地交给他吗（怀疑） |
| [05:21.058] | 呣哼~跟预想的一样，老师这个人真是太…… |
| [05:27.458] | 等等，不觉得很奇怪吗 |
| [05:31.847] | 果然很奇怪！如果是信上写的义理巧克力，一般不是应该直接给我吗，又不是本命 |
| [05:37.463] | 不是，推理游戏已经结束了（紧张） |
| [05:40.441] | 难道说难道说，这封信是谁因为害羞而捏造出来，装作是义理其实是本命的可能性也不是没有…… |
| [05:49.427] | 你在说什么梦话！ |
| [05:50.969] | 但我已经有栗山老师了，再接受别人的…… |
| [05:54.286] | 呀矢部老师 |
| [05:55.984] | 啊栗栗栗山老师，不是的这不是花心…… |
| [06:00.111] | 明明连告白都不敢 |
| [06:01.679] | 在这里干什么呢，矢部老师 |
| [06:04.813] | 呃，这…… |
| [06:07.530] | 啊那个巧克力…… |
| [06:09.777] | 呀，这个并不是…… |
| [06:12.180] | 是早上一叶酱放在你鞋柜里的巧克力吧 |
| [06:15.707] | 诶？？？ |
| [06:16.490] | 呃……被看到了！ |
| [06:19.207] | 一叶酱，果然还是打算直接交给他呢，所以才和矢部老师一起…… |
| [06:26.704] | 不是不是，事情不是那样的 |
| [06:30.283] | 原来是这样啊，因为害羞特意写了是义理的信 |
| [06:38.903] | 不是，这真——的是义理，我只是被拜托…… |
| [06:43.344] | 说下毒炸弹什么的，也是因为害羞…… |
| [06:45.982] | 那只是说着玩玩，根本不是害羞什么的……而且说到底这个巧克力是…… |
| [06:51.468] | 原来是这样啊 |
| [06:52.800] | 所以说不是这样的啊…… |
| [06:54.289] | 一叶酱对我…… |
| [06:56.745] | 你够了！ |
| [06:59.070] | 好困扰啊~我该怎么办啊~哈哈哈(′▽`〃) |
| [07:03.276] | 这是我的台词！ |
| [00:00.004] | qing ren jie de leng dan |
| [00:09.600] | na shi 2 yue 14 hao, qing ren jie na tian fa sheng de shi |
| [00:17.516] | da kai xie gui zhe shi! nan dao shuo a pao dao ban gong shi |
| [00:40.843] | zen me le lao shi |
| [00:42.619] | yi ye jiang, you duo zai wo zhuo zi xia mian! |
| [00:45.963] | bi qi zhe ge fa sheng shen me le ma |
| [00:48.236] | dui a, fa sheng liao bu de le de shi qing |
| [00:50.743] | bu de le de shi qing? |
| [00:51.814] | xie gui |
| [00:55.419] | xie gui? |
| [00:57.431] | yu wu lun ci xie gui zhong qiao ke li le! |
| [01:01.375] | o na zhen shi bu de le |
| [01:03.674] | bu dui bu dui, xie gui zai qiao ke li? |
| [01:07.227] | shui mi hu le ma |
| [01:08.193] | dui le, shi xie gui li you! xie gui li you qiao ke li! |
| [01:13.287] | ni shui mi hu le ma! |
| [01:15.951] | ei, gang cai zhe ju mei shuo cuo ba |
| [01:19.138] | lao shi ni zui jin shi lei huai le, suo yi chan sheng huan jue le |
| [01:23.318] | dui o zui jin mei shui hao bu dui bu dui bu shi huan jue shi zhen de you! yi shun jian kan dao le! |
| [01:29.535] | zen me hui |
| [01:30.214] | bie zhe me shuo, zhen de shi zhen de! ni ye qu xie gui kan kan |
| [01:34.185] | ni zi ji qu |
| [01:35.413] | bie a, zi ji yi ge ren qu you dian hai pa |
| [01:40.742] | fei chai |
| [01:45.992] | you dian jin zhang a |
| [01:47.951] | dan ru guo zhen de xiang lao shi shuo de xie gui li you qiao ke li de hua |
| [01:55.449] | suo yi shuo zhen de shi zhen de la |
| [01:57.147] | jia she shi zhen de, neng xiang dao de ke neng xing you ji zhong |
| [02:00.360] | ke neng xing? |
| [02:02.580] | fang cuo le zheng ren xia du jia le chong zi zha dan wang xiang de ju xian hua hai you bie de zhong zhong ke neng xing |
| [02:11.853] | deng deng wang xiang de ju xian hua shi shen me dong xi a, dou jia she le shi zhen de le |
| [02:17.470] | bu, xia du jia le chong zi zha dan ying gai suan zai zheng ren de fan chou li ma |
| [02:21.440] | shi sha ren de fan chou ba! |
| [02:23.896] | da kai xie gui ni kan que shi you ba |
| [02:27.344] | kuai li kai xie gui! you yi chou! |
| [02:29.512] | shi wo jiao de qi wei ni kan chu le qiao ke li mei bie de |
| [02:32.307] | bie peng! ru guo lao shi bei du sha le, jing cha zai cai zhi wen de shi hou hui hen ma fan! dai shou tao zai na bi jiao tuo dang |
| [02:40.405] | e hao ba |
| [02:43.148] | wu , yin wei jiao de yi chou, lao shi de xie gui zhou wei ba ge dou shi kong de, fang cuo le de ke neng xing bi jiao di |
| [02:53.022] | que shi bu dui, bu shi yin wei jiao de yi chou a! |
| [02:56.444] | zong zhi da kai kan kan ba |
| [03:01.930] | zhe shi |
| [03:05.248] | zhe yan se, nan dao shuo zhe shi |
| [03:09.244] | bu bu bu, qi wei shi tian de, bu shi pian pian shen me de |
| [03:12.876] | zong zhi zhi neng chang yi chang le |
| [03:14.965] | yao shi bei xia du le zen me ban |
| [03:18.100] | mei guan xi! wo hui chu xi zang li de |
| [03:20.503] | shen me a ni zhe jiu hui xiao hua yi yang de fa yan, gen ben bu shi mei guan xi a |
| [03:23.925] | hao le hao le kuai chi yi kuai |
| [03:27.896] | na mo san! chi xia |
| [03:31.344] | zen me yang? lao shi ting zhu! |
| [03:37.326] | hao hao tian |
| [03:42.812] | tian? |
| [03:44.458] | xing ren de xiang wei |
| [03:47.070] | xing ren qi wei! qing suan jia! |
| [03:49.760] | hao xiang shi qiao ke li yi yang de you dian hao chi de wei dao ei? hao chi? |
| [03:56.840] | bao guo li mian you yi feng xin! |
| [04:02.378] | " Dear xiao shi bu: |
| [04:05.747] | ji gang wei le gan xie yi zhi yi lai de guan zhao, da jia yi qi te yi zuo le qiao ke li, |
| [04:10.737] | bu shi sheng xia de dong xi o v |
| [04:13.349] | 6 nian ji 3 ban quan ti nv sheng" |
| [04:15.831] | zhe shi |
| [04:18.547] | hai you ge zi de ji yu |
| [04:20.898] | shuang ye" zui xi huan xiao shi bu le!" |
| [04:22.387] | gong xia" zhu neng zao ri na dao ben ming qiao ke li!" |
| [04:24.791] | san ye" bie wu hui le! chu nan!" |
| [04:27.429] | shan qi" wu hui liang ge han zi dou bu hui xie, sha gua xiao" |
| [04:32.053] | xie zhe zhei xie |
| [04:33.751] | jiu shi shuo zhe shi yi li qiao ke li? |
| [04:37.538] | ting hao de ne |
| [04:39.158] | shen me ma |
| [04:42.502] | lao shi heng tai dou le |
| [04:49.633] | ji gang shui qu song zhe ge gei xiao shi bu de yi li qiao ke li |
| [04:54.753] | san ye wo cai bu yao qu ne! wo ke bu xiang bei chu nan wu hui le! |
| [04:58.436] | ji gang san jiang bie zhe me shuo |
| [05:01.336] | yi ye wo qu song! |
| [05:02.877] | ji gang ei, lao san ni qu song? |
| [05:04.444] | san ye ni ju ran can yu zhe zhong shi qing, zhen shi shao jian |
| [05:08.441] | yi ye yin wei hao xiang hen you qu de yang zi |
| [05:12.412] | san ye hao xiang hen you qu? |
| [05:13.796] | ji gang na jiu bai tuo ni le |
| [05:17.244] | san ye neng zhi bai di jiao gei ta ma huai yi |
| [05:21.058] | heng gen yu xiang de yi yang, lao shi zhe ge ren zhen shi tai |
| [05:27.458] | deng deng, bu jue de hen qi guai ma |
| [05:31.847] | guo ran hen qi guai! ru guo shi xin shang xie de yi li qiao ke li, yi ban bu shi ying gai zhi jie gei wo ma, you bu shi ben ming |
| [05:37.463] | bu shi, tui li you xi yi jing jie shu le jin zhang |
| [05:40.441] | nan dao shuo nan dao shuo, zhe feng xin shi shui yin wei hai xiu er nie zao chu lai, zhuang zuo shi yi li qi shi shi ben ming de ke neng xing ye bu shi mei you |
| [05:49.427] | ni zai shuo shi mo meng hua! |
| [05:50.969] | dan wo yi jing you li shan lao shi le, zai jie shou bie ren de |
| [05:54.286] | ya shi bu lao shi |
| [05:55.984] | a li li li shan lao shi, bu shi de zhe bu shi hua xin |
| [06:00.111] | ming ming lian gao bai dou bu gan |
| [06:01.679] | zai zhe li gan shen me ne, shi bu lao shi |
| [06:04.813] | e, zhe |
| [06:07.530] | a na ge qiao ke li |
| [06:09.777] | ya, zhe ge bing bu shi |
| [06:12.180] | shi zao shang yi ye jiang fang zai ni xie gui li de qiao ke li ba |
| [06:15.707] | ei??? |
| [06:16.490] | e bei kan dao le! |
| [06:19.207] | yi ye jiang, guo ran hai shi da suan zhi jie jiao gei ta ne, suo yi cai he shi bu lao shi yi qi |
| [06:26.704] | bu shi bu shi, shi qing bu shi na yang de |
| [06:30.283] | yuan lai shi zhe yang a, yin wei hai xiu te yi xie le shi yi li de xin |
| [06:38.903] | bu shi, zhe zhen de shi yi li, wo zhi shi bei bai tuo |
| [06:43.344] | shuo xia du zha dan shen me de, ye shi yin wei hai xiu |
| [06:45.982] | na zhi shi shuo zhe wan wan, gen ben bu shi hai xiu shen me de er qie shuo dao di zhe ge qiao ke li shi |
| [06:51.468] | yuan lai shi zhe yang a |
| [06:52.800] | suo yi shuo bu shi zhe yang de a |
| [06:54.289] | yi ye jiang dui wo |
| [06:56.745] | ni gou le! |
| [06:59.070] | hao kun rao a wo gai zen me ban a ha ha ha |
| [07:03.276] | zhe shi wo de tai ci! |
| [00:00.004] | qíng rén jié de lěng dàn |
| [00:09.600] | nà shi 2 yuè 14 hào, qíng rén jié nà tiān fā shēng de shì |
| [00:17.516] | dǎ kāi xié guì zhè shì! nán dào shuō a pǎo dào bàn gōng shì |
| [00:40.843] | zěn me le lǎo shī |
| [00:42.619] | yī yè jiàng, yòu duǒ zài wǒ zhuō zi xià miàn! |
| [00:45.963] | bǐ qǐ zhè gè fā shēng shén me le ma |
| [00:48.236] | duì a, fā shēng liǎo bù dé le de shì qíng |
| [00:50.743] | bù dé le de shì qíng? |
| [00:51.814] | xié guì |
| [00:55.419] | xié guì? |
| [00:57.431] | yǔ wú lún cì xié guì zhōng qiǎo kè lì le! |
| [01:01.375] | ó nà zhēn shì bù dé le |
| [01:03.674] | bú duì bú duì, xié guì zài qiǎo kè lì? |
| [01:07.227] | shuì mí hu le ma |
| [01:08.193] | duì le, shì xié guì lǐ yǒu! xié guì lǐ yǒu qiǎo kè lì! |
| [01:13.287] | nǐ shuì mí hu le ma! |
| [01:15.951] | éi, gāng cái zhè jù méi shuō cuò ba |
| [01:19.138] | lǎo shī nǐ zuì jìn shì lèi huài le, suǒ yǐ chǎn shēng huàn jué le |
| [01:23.318] | duì ó zuì jìn méi shuì hǎo bú duì bú duì bú shì huàn jué shì zhēn de yǒu! yī shùn jiān kàn dào le! |
| [01:29.535] | zěn me huì |
| [01:30.214] | bié zhè me shuō, zhēn de shì zhēn de! nǐ yě qù xié guì kàn kàn |
| [01:34.185] | nǐ zì jǐ qù |
| [01:35.413] | bié a, zì jǐ yí ge rén qù yǒu diǎn hài pà |
| [01:40.742] | fèi chái |
| [01:45.992] | yǒu diǎn jǐn zhāng a |
| [01:47.951] | dàn rú guǒ zhēn de xiàng lǎo shī shuō de xié guì lǐ yǒu qiǎo kè lì de huà |
| [01:55.449] | suǒ yǐ shuō zhēn de shì zhēn de la |
| [01:57.147] | jiǎ shè shì zhēn de, néng xiǎng dào de kě néng xìng yǒu jǐ zhǒng |
| [02:00.360] | kě néng xìng? |
| [02:02.580] | fàng cuò le zhěng rén xià dú jiā le chóng zi zhà dàn wàng xiǎng de jù xiàn huà hái yǒu bié de zhǒng zhǒng kě néng xìng |
| [02:11.853] | děng děng wàng xiǎng de jù xiàn huà shì shén me dōng xī a, dōu jiǎ shè le shì zhēn de le |
| [02:17.470] | bù, xià dú jiā le chóng zi zhà dàn yīng gāi suàn zài zhěng rén de fàn chóu lǐ ma |
| [02:21.440] | shì shā rén de fàn chóu ba! |
| [02:23.896] | dǎ kāi xié guì nǐ kàn què shí yǒu ba |
| [02:27.344] | kuài lí kāi xié guì! yǒu yì chòu! |
| [02:29.512] | shì wǒ jiǎo de qì wèi nǐ kàn chú le qiǎo kè lì méi bié de |
| [02:32.307] | bié pèng! rú guǒ lǎo shī bèi dú shā le, jǐng chá zài cǎi zhǐ wén de shí hòu huì hěn má fán! dài shǒu tào zài ná bǐ jiào tuǒ dàng |
| [02:40.405] | é hǎo ba |
| [02:43.148] | wú , yīn wèi jiǎo de yì chòu, lǎo shī de xié guì zhōu wéi bā gé dōu shì kōng de, fàng cuò le de kě néng xìng bǐ jiào dī |
| [02:53.022] | què shí bú duì, bú shì yīn wèi jiǎo de yì chòu a! |
| [02:56.444] | zǒng zhī dǎ kāi kàn kàn ba |
| [03:01.930] | zhè shì |
| [03:05.248] | zhè yán sè, nán dào shuō zhè shì |
| [03:09.244] | bù bù bù, qì wèi shì tián de, bú shì pián pián shén me de |
| [03:12.876] | zǒng zhī zhǐ néng cháng yī cháng le |
| [03:14.965] | yào shì bèi xià dú le zěn me bàn |
| [03:18.100] | méi guān xì! wǒ huì chū xí zàng lǐ de |
| [03:20.503] | shén me a nǐ zhè jiǔ huì xiào huà yí yàng de fā yán, gēn běn bú shì méi guān xì a |
| [03:23.925] | hǎo le hǎo le kuài chī yí kuài |
| [03:27.896] | nā mó sān! chī xià |
| [03:31.344] | zěn me yàng? lǎo shī tǐng zhù! |
| [03:37.326] | hǎo hǎo tián |
| [03:42.812] | tián? |
| [03:44.458] | xìng rén de xiāng wèi |
| [03:47.070] | xìng rén qì wèi! qíng suān jiǎ! |
| [03:49.760] | hǎo xiàng shì qiǎo kè lì yí yàng de yǒu diǎn hǎo chī de wèi dào éi? hǎo chī? |
| [03:56.840] | bāo guǒ lǐ miàn yǒu yī fēng xìn! |
| [04:02.378] | " Dear xiǎo shǐ bù: |
| [04:05.747] | jí gāng wèi le gǎn xiè yī zhí yǐ lái de guān zhào, dà jiā yì qǐ tè yì zuò le qiǎo kè lì, |
| [04:10.737] | bú shì shèng xià de dōng xī ó v |
| [04:13.349] | 6 nián jí 3 bān quán tǐ nǚ shēng" |
| [04:15.831] | zhè shì |
| [04:18.547] | hái yǒu gè zì de jì yǔ |
| [04:20.898] | shuāng yè" zuì xǐ huān xiǎo shǐ bù le!" |
| [04:22.387] | gōng xià" zhù néng zǎo rì ná dào běn mìng qiǎo kè lì!" |
| [04:24.791] | sān yè" bié wù huì le! chǔ nán!" |
| [04:27.429] | shān qí" wù huì liǎng gè hàn zì dōu bú huì xiě, shǎ guā xiào" |
| [04:32.053] | xiě zhe zhèi xiē |
| [04:33.751] | jiù shì shuō zhè shì yì lǐ qiǎo kè lì? |
| [04:37.538] | tǐng hǎo de ne |
| [04:39.158] | shén me ma |
| [04:42.502] | lǎo shī hēng tài dòu le |
| [04:49.633] | jí gāng shuí qù sòng zhè gè gěi xiǎo shǐ bù de yì lǐ qiǎo kè lì |
| [04:54.753] | sān yè wǒ cái bú yào qù ne! wǒ kě bù xiǎng bèi chǔ nán wù huì le! |
| [04:58.436] | jí gāng sān jiàng bié zhè me shuō |
| [05:01.336] | yī yè wǒ qù sòng! |
| [05:02.877] | jí gāng éi, lǎo sān nǐ qù sòng? |
| [05:04.444] | sān yè nǐ jū rán cān yù zhè zhǒng shì qíng, zhēn shì shǎo jiàn |
| [05:08.441] | yī yè yīn wèi hǎo xiàng hěn yǒu qù de yàng zi |
| [05:12.412] | sān yè hǎo xiàng hěn yǒu qù? |
| [05:13.796] | jí gāng nà jiù bài tuō nǐ le |
| [05:17.244] | sān yè néng zhí bái dì jiāo gěi tā ma huái yí |
| [05:21.058] | hēng gēn yù xiǎng de yí yàng, lǎo shī zhè gè rén zhēn shì tài |
| [05:27.458] | děng děng, bù jué de hěn qí guài ma |
| [05:31.847] | guǒ rán hěn qí guài! rú guǒ shì xìn shàng xiě de yì lǐ qiǎo kè lì, yì bān bú shì yīng gāi zhí jiē gěi wǒ ma, yòu bú shì běn mìng |
| [05:37.463] | bú shì, tuī lǐ yóu xì yǐ jīng jié shù le jǐn zhāng |
| [05:40.441] | nán dào shuō nán dào shuō, zhè fēng xìn shì shuí yīn wéi hài xiū ér niē zào chū lái, zhuāng zuò shì yì lǐ qí shí shì běn mìng de kě néng xìng yě bú shì méi yǒu |
| [05:49.427] | nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ mèng huà! |
| [05:50.969] | dàn wǒ yǐ jīng yǒu lì shān lǎo shī le, zài jiē shòu bié rén de |
| [05:54.286] | ya shǐ bù lǎo shī |
| [05:55.984] | a lì lì lì shān lǎo shī, bú shì de zhè bú shì huā xīn |
| [06:00.111] | míng míng lián gào bái dōu bù gǎn |
| [06:01.679] | zài zhè lǐ gàn shén me ne, shǐ bù lǎo shī |
| [06:04.813] | è, zhè |
| [06:07.530] | a nà gè qiǎo kè lì |
| [06:09.777] | ya, zhè gè bìng bú shì |
| [06:12.180] | shì zǎo shàng yī yè jiàng fàng zài nǐ xié guì lǐ de qiǎo kè lì ba |
| [06:15.707] | éi??? |
| [06:16.490] | è bèi kàn dào le! |
| [06:19.207] | yī yè jiàng, guǒ rán hái shì dǎ suàn zhí jiē jiāo gěi tā ne, suǒ yǐ cái hé shǐ bù lǎo shī yì qǐ |
| [06:26.704] | bù shì bú shì, shì qíng bú shì nà yàng de |
| [06:30.283] | yuán lái shì zhè yàng a, yīn wéi hài xiū tè yì xiě le shì yì lǐ de xìn |
| [06:38.903] | bú shì, zhè zhēn de shì yì lǐ, wǒ zhǐ shì bèi bài tuō |
| [06:43.344] | shuō xià dú zhà dàn shén me de, yě shì yīn wéi hài xiū |
| [06:45.982] | nà zhǐ shì shuō zhe wán wán, gēn běn bú shì hài xiū shén me de ér qiě shuō dào dǐ zhè gè qiǎo kè lì shì |
| [06:51.468] | yuán lái shì zhè yàng a |
| [06:52.800] | suǒ yǐ shuō bú shì zhè yàng de a |
| [06:54.289] | yī yè jiàng duì wǒ |
| [06:56.745] | nǐ gòu le! |
| [06:59.070] | hǎo kùn rǎo a wǒ gāi zěn me bàn ā hā hā hā |
| [07:03.276] | zhè shì wǒ de tái cí! |
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