上下五千年
shang xia wu qian nian Lyrics
| Song | 上下五千年 |
| Artist | 旺财 |
| Album | 运用你的想象力 第三辑 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:13.54] | 公元9782年 猿类派出了一支时空探险队 |
| [00:23.87] | 由史蒂芬·梁 托马斯·杆儿 包子·曹 |
| [00:27.61] | 扁子·楠等人组成地 |
| [00:31.25] | 这次他们地任务是回到4782年的地球寻找人类地痕迹 |
| [00:41.93] | 报告队长 正前方六千光年处有一不明飞行物 |
| [00:46.42] | 正以每秒两十光年的速度向咱靠近 |
| [00:51.69] | 全体注意了 进入一级戒备 |
| [00:56.26] | 托马斯·杆儿” “在” |
| [00:58.43] | “马上打开1号导弹舱口”“啊”“发射导弹” |
| [01:05.55] | “队长 1号导弹舱口出现故障” |
| [01:10.69] | “队长队长 陨石的速度变咧 |
| [01:13.23] | 还有两十光年就要撞上咱们啦” |
| [01:15.77] | “不要慌 全体注意 有我在.....” |
| [01:22.27] | ("▔□▔) |
| [01:46.91] | 飞船爆炸了以后 所有成员全部昏迷 |
| [01:50.63] | 不幸被人类发现 所有成员全部昏迷 |
| [01:54.41] | 当他们醒来的时候 发现自己还在昏迷 |
| [02:02.04] | “这是哪啊”“队长，这是哪啊？” |
| [02:05.41] | “是啊现在怎么办呀队长” |
| [02:10.74] | “哪儿凉快上哪儿玩儿去” |
| [03:08.04] | 吾寒窗苦读莎士比亚 |
| [03:12.92] | 为的是早日接近那秋香姐 |
| [03:18.12] | 都说书中自有颜如玉 |
| [03:23.10] | 可每晚梦到的是琴操姑娘（星爷的《大内密探零零發》） |
| [04:20.63] | “队长 这次任务到底是什嘛”？ |
| [04:23.75] | “恩，其实就是找上几个人运回去作实验” |
| [04:29.04] | “噢~！那咱们打不过他们怎么办”？ |
| [04:32.88] | “靠了 活人抓不捉 咱就找死人去搏 你说嗫？ |
| [04:41.98] | 兄弟们，快点地赶紧跟上” |
| [04:45.32] | 泡坟月当六 汗滴坟下土 |
| [04:49.05] | 谁知坟中人 各个皆白骨 |
| [05:30.69] | “队长 这次任务终于完成了” |
| [05:34.44] | “恩 赶快去把那飞船修好吧” |
| [05:39.66] | “想家呀 赶紧回家吧 |
| [08:00.53] | 导演 编剧：史蒂芬·梁 副导演：托马斯·杆儿 |
| [08:06.37] | 摄影：空缺 灯光 烟火 录制剪辑 和声 编曲 |
| [08:27.74] | 主演 剧务 联合出品！！ |
| [00:13.54] | gong yuan 9782 nian yuan lei pai chu le yi zhi shi kong tan xian dui |
| [00:23.87] | you shi di fen liang tuo ma si gan er bao zi cao |
| [00:27.61] | bian zi nan deng ren zu cheng di |
| [00:31.25] | zhe ci ta men di ren wu shi hui dao 4782 nian de di qiu xun zhao ren lei di hen ji |
| [00:41.93] | bao gao dui zhang zheng qian fang liu qian guang nian chu you yi bu ming fei xing wu |
| [00:46.42] | zheng yi mei miao liang shi guang nian de su du xiang zan kao jin |
| [00:51.69] | quan ti zhu yi le jin ru yi ji jie bei |
| [00:56.26] | tuo ma si gan er" " zai" |
| [00:58.43] | " ma shang da kai 1 hao dao dan cang kou"" a"" fa she dao dan" |
| [01:05.55] | " dui zhang 1 hao dao dan cang kou chu xian gu zhang" |
| [01:10.69] | " dui chang dui zhang yun shi de su du bian lie |
| [01:13.23] | hai you liang shi guang nian jiu yao zhuang shang zan men la" |
| [01:15.77] | " bu yao huang quan ti zhu yi you wo zai....." |
| [01:22.27] | " |
| [01:46.91] | fei chuan bao zha le yi hou suo you cheng yuan quan bu hun mi |
| [01:50.63] | bu xing bei ren lei fa xian suo you cheng yuan quan bu hun mi |
| [01:54.41] | dang ta men xing lai de shi hou fa xian zi ji hai zai hun mi |
| [02:02.04] | " zhe shi na a"" dui zhang, zhe shi na a?" |
| [02:05.41] | " shi a xian zai zen me ban ya dui zhang" |
| [02:10.74] | " na er liang kuai shang na er wan er qu" |
| [03:08.04] | wu han chuang ku du sha shi bi ya |
| [03:12.92] | wei de shi zao ri jie jin na qiu xiang jie |
| [03:18.12] | dou shuo shu zhong zi you yan ru yu |
| [03:23.10] | ke mei wan meng dao de shi qin cao gu niang xing ye de da nei mi tan ling ling fa |
| [04:20.63] | " dui zhang zhe ci ren wu dao di shi shen ma"? |
| [04:23.75] | " en, qi shi jiu shi zhao shang ji ge ren yun hui qu zuo shi yan" |
| [04:29.04] | " o! na zan men da bu guo ta men zen me ban"? |
| [04:32.88] | " kao le huo ren zhua bu zhuo zan jiu zhao si ren qu bo ni shuo nie? |
| [04:41.98] | xiong di men, kuai dian di gan jin gen shang" |
| [04:45.32] | pao fen yue dang liu han di fen xia tu |
| [04:49.05] | shei zhi fen zhong ren ge ge jie bai gu |
| [05:30.69] | " dui zhang zhe ci ren wu zhong yu wan cheng le" |
| [05:34.44] | " en gan kuai qu ba na fei chuan xiu hao ba" |
| [05:39.66] | " xiang jia ya gan jin hui jia ba |
| [08:00.53] | dao yan bian ju: shi di fen liang fu dao yan: tuo ma si gan er |
| [08:06.37] | she ying: kong que deng guang yan huo lu zhi jian ji he sheng bian qu |
| [08:27.74] | zhu yan ju wu lian he chu pin!! |
| [00:13.54] | gōng yuán 9782 nián yuán lèi pài chū le yī zhī shí kōng tàn xiǎn duì |
| [00:23.87] | yóu shǐ dì fēn liáng tuō mǎ sī gǎn ér bāo zi cáo |
| [00:27.61] | biǎn zi nán děng rén zǔ chéng dì |
| [00:31.25] | zhè cì tā men dì rèn wù shì huí dào 4782 nián de dì qiú xún zhǎo rén lèi dì hén jī |
| [00:41.93] | bào gào duì zhǎng zhèng qián fāng liù qiān guāng nián chù yǒu yī bù míng fēi xíng wù |
| [00:46.42] | zhèng yǐ měi miǎo liǎng shí guāng nián de sù dù xiàng zán kào jìn |
| [00:51.69] | quán tǐ zhù yì le jìn rù yī jí jiè bèi |
| [00:56.26] | tuō mǎ sī gǎn ér" " zài" |
| [00:58.43] | " mǎ shàng dǎ kāi 1 hào dǎo dàn cāng kǒu"" a"" fā shè dǎo dàn" |
| [01:05.55] | " duì zhǎng 1 hào dǎo dàn cāng kǒu chū xiàn gù zhàng" |
| [01:10.69] | " duì cháng duì zhǎng yǔn shí de sù dù biàn liě |
| [01:13.23] | hái yǒu liǎng shí guāng nián jiù yào zhuàng shàng zán men la" |
| [01:15.77] | " bú yào huāng quán tǐ zhù yì yǒu wǒ zài....." |
| [01:22.27] | " |
| [01:46.91] | fēi chuán bào zhà le yǐ hòu suǒ yǒu chéng yuán quán bù hūn mí |
| [01:50.63] | bù xìng bèi rén lèi fā xiàn suǒ yǒu chéng yuán quán bù hūn mí |
| [01:54.41] | dāng tā men xǐng lái de shí hòu fā xiàn zì jǐ hái zài hūn mí |
| [02:02.04] | " zhè shì nǎ a"" duì zhǎng, zhè shì nǎ a?" |
| [02:05.41] | " shì a xiàn zài zěn me bàn ya duì zhǎng" |
| [02:10.74] | " nǎ ér liáng kuài shàng nǎ ér wán ér qù" |
| [03:08.04] | wú hán chuāng kǔ dú shā shì bǐ yà |
| [03:12.92] | wèi de shì zǎo rì jiē jìn nà qiū xiāng jiě |
| [03:18.12] | dōu shuō shū zhōng zì yǒu yán rú yù |
| [03:23.10] | kě měi wǎn mèng dào de shì qín cāo gū niáng xīng yé de dà nèi mì tàn líng líng fā |
| [04:20.63] | " duì zhǎng zhè cì rèn wù dào dǐ shì shén ma"? |
| [04:23.75] | " ēn, qí shí jiù shì zhǎo shàng jǐ gè rén yùn huí qù zuò shí yàn" |
| [04:29.04] | " ō! nà zán men dǎ bu guò tā men zěn me bàn"? |
| [04:32.88] | " kào le huó rén zhuā bù zhuō zán jiù zhǎo sǐ rén qù bó nǐ shuō niè? |
| [04:41.98] | xiōng dì men, kuài diǎn dì gǎn jǐn gēn shàng" |
| [04:45.32] | pào fén yuè dāng liù hàn dī fén xià tǔ |
| [04:49.05] | shéi zhī fén zhōng rén gè gè jiē bái gǔ |
| [05:30.69] | " duì zhǎng zhè cì rèn wù zhōng yú wán chéng le" |
| [05:34.44] | " ēn gǎn kuài qù bǎ nà fēi chuán xiū hǎo ba" |
| [05:39.66] | " xiǎng jiā ya gǎn jǐn huí jiā ba |
| [08:00.53] | dǎo yǎn biān jù: shǐ dì fēn liáng fù dǎo yǎn: tuō mǎ sī gǎn ér |
| [08:06.37] | shè yǐng: kòng quē dēng guāng yān huǒ lù zhì jiǎn jí hé shēng biān qǔ |
| [08:27.74] | zhǔ yǎn jù wù lián hé chū pǐn!! |
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