| [00:01.25] | 作词：Vyan |
| [00:01.76] | 作曲：Vyan |
| [00:02.28] | 编曲：方块兄弟 |
| [00:03.19] | |
| [00:16.78] | Vyan |
| [00:17.36] | 本来瞓得好地地 忽然间冻醒好鬼嬲 |
| [00:21.19] | 我老婆卷晒张被 卷到成个人好似肠仔包 |
| [00:25.46] | 我尝试掹返过囄 掹极都唔郁係咪落咗大力胶 |
| [00:29.81] | 忽然间美杜莎睁开咗双眼我瞬间石化乖乖俾佢闹 |
| [00:34.03] | Ary |
| [00:34.24] | 瞓到自然醒 真满足 谂住去返个厕所再煲个靓粥 |
| [00:38.18] | 关门都唔够两分钟 个癫佬就拍门好似火烛 |
| [00:42.38] | 晨早流流就撩交嗌 想踎返个靓坑都嘈生晒 |
| [00:46.71] | “出嚟啦！”“唔出！”“快啲啦！”“唔快！” |
| [00:49.05] | 厕所都要争 死变态 |
| [00:50.72] | Hook |
| [00:50.93] | 争你个头 争你个头 好似啲阿姨超市争爆头 |
| [00:55.12] | 争你个头 争你个头 点解唔争住落街买豉油 |
| [00:59.42] | 争你个头 争你个头 洗碗嗰阵就争住发吽窦 |
| [01:03.65] | 咩都要争 咩都要争 争咩争咩争咩争 |
| [01:07.88] | 争你个头 争你个头 好似啲阿姨超市争爆头 |
| [01:12.13] | 争你个头 争你个头 点解唔争住落街买豉油 |
| [01:16.36] | 争你个头 争你个头 洗碗嗰阵就争住发吽窦 |
| [01:20.60] | 咩都要争 咩都要争 争咩争咩争咩争 |
| [01:24.76] | Vyan |
| [01:24.92] | 家国情怀我睇新闻 我老婆一话转台我头都赤 |
| [01:29.12] | 佢话佢要睇刘昊然 即刻转去低能电视剧 |
| [01:33.41] | 又话净係睇个廿分钟 一睇就半日磨烂席 |
| [01:37.59] | 遥控器已经玩失踪 等到我变咗一旧化石 |
| [01:41.57] | Ary |
| [01:41.97] | 厨房本来係我嘅地盘 但係佢係要做侵略者 |
| [01:46.12] | 佢心血来潮话要煮饭 睇佢又做到咧咁hea |
| [01:50.36] | 啲饭又煮到半生熟 啲肉又切到歪囄歪斜 |
| [01:54.58] | 最后咪又要我执手尾 米其林厨师唔该借歪 |
| [01:58.47] | Hook |
| [01:58.89] | 争你个头 争你个头 好似啲阿姨超市争爆头 |
| [02:03.07] | 争你个头 争你个头 点解唔争住落街买豉油 |
| [02:07.34] | 争你个头 争你个头 洗碗嗰阵就争住发吽窦 |
| [02:11.54] | 咩都要争 咩都要争 争咩争咩争咩争 |
| [02:15.85] | 争你个头 争你个头 好似啲阿姨超市争爆头 |
| [02:20.03] | 争你个头 争你个头 点解唔争住落街买豉油 |
| [02:24.26] | 争你个头 争你个头 洗碗嗰阵就争住发吽窦 |
| [02:28.60] | 咩都要争 咩都要争 争咩争咩争咩争 |
| [02:33.23] | 混音：Vyan |
| [00:01.25] | zuo ci: Vyan |
| [00:01.76] | zuo qu: Vyan |
| [00:02.28] | bian qu: fang kuai xiong di |
| [00:03.19] | |
| [00:16.78] | Vyan |
| [00:17.36] | ben lai shui de hao di di hu ran jian dong xing hao gui niao |
| [00:21.19] | wo lao po juan shai zhang bei juan dao cheng ge ren hao si chang zi bao |
| [00:25.46] | wo chang shi meng fan guo li meng ji dou wu yu xi mi luo zuo da li jiao |
| [00:29.81] | hu ran jian mei du sha zheng kai zuo shuang yan wo shun jian shi hua guai guai bi qu nao |
| [00:34.03] | Ary |
| [00:34.24] | shui dao zi ran xing zhen man zu shen zhu qu fan ge ce suo zai bao ge jing zhou |
| [00:38.18] | guan men dou wu gou liang fen zhong ge dian lao jiu pai men hao si huo zhu |
| [00:42.38] | chen zao liu liu jiu liao jiao ai xiang mou fan ge jing keng dou cao sheng shai |
| [00:46.71] | " chu li la!"" wu chu!"" kuai di la!"" wu kuai!" |
| [00:49.05] | ce suo dou yao zheng si bian tai |
| [00:50.72] | Hook |
| [00:50.93] | zheng ni ge tou zheng ni ge tou hao si di a yi chao shi zheng bao tou |
| [00:55.12] | zheng ni ge tou zheng ni ge tou dian jie wu zheng zhu luo jie mai chi you |
| [00:59.42] | zheng ni ge tou zheng ni ge tou xi wan ge zhen jiu zheng zhu fa hong dou |
| [01:03.65] | mie dou yao zheng mie dou yao zheng zheng mie zheng mie zheng mie zheng |
| [01:07.88] | zheng ni ge tou zheng ni ge tou hao si di a yi chao shi zheng bao tou |
| [01:12.13] | zheng ni ge tou zheng ni ge tou dian jie wu zheng zhu luo jie mai chi you |
| [01:16.36] | zheng ni ge tou zheng ni ge tou xi wan ge zhen jiu zheng zhu fa hong dou |
| [01:20.60] | mie dou yao zheng mie dou yao zheng zheng mie zheng mie zheng mie zheng |
| [01:24.76] | Vyan |
| [01:24.92] | jia guo qing huai wo di xin wen wo lao po yi hua zhuan tai wo tou dou chi |
| [01:29.12] | qu hua qu yao di liu hao ran ji ke zhuan qu di neng dian shi ju |
| [01:33.41] | you hua jing xi di ge nian fen zhong yi di jiu ban ri mo lan xi |
| [01:37.59] | yao kong qi yi jing wan shi zong deng dao wo bian zuo yi jiu hua shi |
| [01:41.57] | Ary |
| [01:41.97] | chu fang ben lai xi wo kai di pan dan xi qu xi yao zuo qin lue zhe |
| [01:46.12] | qu xin xue lai chao hua yao zhu fan di qu you zuo dao lie han hea |
| [01:50.36] | di fan you zhu dao ban sheng shu di rou you qie dao wai li wai xie |
| [01:54.58] | zui hou mi you yao wo zhi shou wei mi qi lin chu shi wu gai jie wai |
| [01:58.47] | Hook |
| [01:58.89] | zheng ni ge tou zheng ni ge tou hao si di a yi chao shi zheng bao tou |
| [02:03.07] | zheng ni ge tou zheng ni ge tou dian jie wu zheng zhu luo jie mai chi you |
| [02:07.34] | zheng ni ge tou zheng ni ge tou xi wan ge zhen jiu zheng zhu fa hong dou |
| [02:11.54] | mie dou yao zheng mie dou yao zheng zheng mie zheng mie zheng mie zheng |
| [02:15.85] | zheng ni ge tou zheng ni ge tou hao si di a yi chao shi zheng bao tou |
| [02:20.03] | zheng ni ge tou zheng ni ge tou dian jie wu zheng zhu luo jie mai chi you |
| [02:24.26] | zheng ni ge tou zheng ni ge tou xi wan ge zhen jiu zheng zhu fa hong dou |
| [02:28.60] | mie dou yao zheng mie dou yao zheng zheng mie zheng mie zheng mie zheng |
| [02:33.23] | hun yin: Vyan |
| [00:01.25] | zuò cí: Vyan |
| [00:01.76] | zuò qǔ: Vyan |
| [00:02.28] | biān qǔ: fāng kuài xiōng dì |
| [00:03.19] | |
| [00:16.78] | Vyan |
| [00:17.36] | běn lái shuì dé hǎo dì dì hū rán jiān dòng xǐng hǎo guǐ niǎo |
| [00:21.19] | wǒ lǎo pó juǎn shài zhāng bèi juǎn dào chéng gè rén hǎo sì cháng zǐ bāo |
| [00:25.46] | wǒ cháng shì meng fǎn guò lí meng jí dōu wú yù xì mī luò zuo dà lì jiāo |
| [00:29.81] | hū rán jiān měi dù shā zhēng kāi zuo shuāng yǎn wǒ shùn jiān shí huà guāi guāi bǐ qú nào |
| [00:34.03] | Ary |
| [00:34.24] | shuì dào zì rán xǐng zhēn mǎn zú shěn zhù qù fǎn gè cè suǒ zài bāo gè jìng zhōu |
| [00:38.18] | guān mén dōu wú gòu liǎng fēn zhōng gè diān lǎo jiù pāi mén hǎo sì huǒ zhú |
| [00:42.38] | chén zǎo liú liú jiù liāo jiāo ài xiǎng móu fǎn gè jìng kēng dōu cáo shēng shài |
| [00:46.71] | " chū lí la!"" wú chū!"" kuài dì la!"" wú kuài!" |
| [00:49.05] | cè suǒ dōu yào zhēng sǐ biàn tài |
| [00:50.72] | Hook |
| [00:50.93] | zhēng nǐ gè tóu zhēng nǐ gè tóu hǎo sì dì ā yí chāo shì zhēng bào tóu |
| [00:55.12] | zhēng nǐ gè tóu zhēng nǐ gè tóu diǎn jiě wú zhēng zhù luò jiē mǎi chǐ yóu |
| [00:59.42] | zhēng nǐ gè tóu zhēng nǐ gè tóu xǐ wǎn gè zhèn jiù zhēng zhù fā hōng dòu |
| [01:03.65] | miē dōu yào zhēng miē dōu yào zhēng zhēng miē zhēng miē zhēng miē zhēng |
| [01:07.88] | zhēng nǐ gè tóu zhēng nǐ gè tóu hǎo sì dì ā yí chāo shì zhēng bào tóu |
| [01:12.13] | zhēng nǐ gè tóu zhēng nǐ gè tóu diǎn jiě wú zhēng zhù luò jiē mǎi chǐ yóu |
| [01:16.36] | zhēng nǐ gè tóu zhēng nǐ gè tóu xǐ wǎn gè zhèn jiù zhēng zhù fā hōng dòu |
| [01:20.60] | miē dōu yào zhēng miē dōu yào zhēng zhēng miē zhēng miē zhēng miē zhēng |
| [01:24.76] | Vyan |
| [01:24.92] | jiā guó qíng huái wǒ dì xīn wén wǒ lǎo pó yī huà zhuàn tái wǒ tóu dōu chì |
| [01:29.12] | qú huà qú yào dì liú hào rán jí kè zhuàn qù dī néng diàn shì jù |
| [01:33.41] | yòu huà jìng xì dì gè niàn fēn zhōng yī dì jiù bàn rì mó làn xí |
| [01:37.59] | yáo kòng qì yǐ jīng wán shī zōng děng dào wǒ biàn zuo yī jiù huà shí |
| [01:41.57] | Ary |
| [01:41.97] | chú fáng běn lái xì wǒ kǎi dì pán dàn xì qú xì yào zuò qīn lüè zhě |
| [01:46.12] | qú xīn xuè lái cháo huà yào zhǔ fàn dì qú yòu zuò dào liě hán hea |
| [01:50.36] | dì fàn yòu zhǔ dào bàn shēng shú dì ròu yòu qiè dào wāi lí wāi xié |
| [01:54.58] | zuì hòu mī yòu yào wǒ zhí shǒu wěi mǐ qí lín chú shī wú gāi jiè wāi |
| [01:58.47] | Hook |
| [01:58.89] | zhēng nǐ gè tóu zhēng nǐ gè tóu hǎo sì dì ā yí chāo shì zhēng bào tóu |
| [02:03.07] | zhēng nǐ gè tóu zhēng nǐ gè tóu diǎn jiě wú zhēng zhù luò jiē mǎi chǐ yóu |
| [02:07.34] | zhēng nǐ gè tóu zhēng nǐ gè tóu xǐ wǎn gè zhèn jiù zhēng zhù fā hōng dòu |
| [02:11.54] | miē dōu yào zhēng miē dōu yào zhēng zhēng miē zhēng miē zhēng miē zhēng |
| [02:15.85] | zhēng nǐ gè tóu zhēng nǐ gè tóu hǎo sì dì ā yí chāo shì zhēng bào tóu |
| [02:20.03] | zhēng nǐ gè tóu zhēng nǐ gè tóu diǎn jiě wú zhēng zhù luò jiē mǎi chǐ yóu |
| [02:24.26] | zhēng nǐ gè tóu zhēng nǐ gè tóu xǐ wǎn gè zhèn jiù zhēng zhù fā hōng dòu |
| [02:28.60] | miē dōu yào zhēng miē dōu yào zhēng zhēng miē zhēng miē zhēng miē zhēng |
| [02:33.23] | hùn yīn: Vyan |
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