| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 怪兽@五月天 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 阿信 |
| [00:13.89] | 天生就是 毛毛又躁躁 |
| [00:17.05] | 冒冒失失又乱糟糟 |
| [00:20.09] | 乱没大脑 刚好没烦恼 |
| [00:23.24] | 省事不少 |
| [00:26.21] | 就算明天 是末日来到 |
| [00:29.40] | 今晚一样康熙来了 |
| [00:32.51] | 音效出现 好惨变好笑 |
| [00:35.63] | 整个歪腰 |
| [00:37.56] | |
| [00:37.95] | 人生就像是歌手上通告 |
| [00:41.03] | 最需要出其不意的滑倒 |
| [00:44.18] | 让眼泪交织哄堂的大笑 |
| [00:47.18] | 要坏掉也要光荣的坏掉 |
| [00:50.16] | |
| [00:50.43] | 管他的 坏就坏掉 |
| [00:51.87] | 谁不会 歪腰歪腰 |
| [00:53.70] | 命运偶尔也会 好好笑 |
| [00:56.43] | 我不会 鬼吼鬼叫 |
| [00:58.03] | 顶多是 歪腰歪腰 |
| [00:59.82] | 就算搞笑我也 |
| [01:01.41] | 绝对不求饶 |
| [01:04.32] | |
| [01:15.78] | 无论是谁的无理取笑 |
| [01:19.05] | 无论如何我不计较 |
| [01:22.01] | 志向越高越弯的下腰 |
| [01:25.09] | 越能歪腰 |
| [01:26.91] | |
| [01:27.40] | 人生就像是连续剧预告 |
| [01:30.52] | 最需要排山倒海的琼瑶 |
| [01:33.63] | 要最后结局感人到炸掉 |
| [01:36.73] | 更需要剧情苦命到荒谬 |
| [01:39.58] | |
| [01:39.81] | 管他的 坏就坏掉 |
| [01:41.20] | 谁不会 歪腰歪腰 |
| [01:43.17] | 命运偶尔也会 好好笑 |
| [01:46.02] | 我不会 鬼吼鬼叫 |
| [01:47.58] | 顶多是 歪腰歪腰 |
| [01:49.18] | 就算搞笑我也 |
| [01:50.70] | 绝对不求饶 |
| [01:53.97] | |
| [02:16.92] | 人生就像是好莱坞主角 |
| [02:20.07] | 只害怕灾难等级太无聊 |
| [02:23.19] | 就算是坐上铁达尼克号 |
| [02:26.22] | 我也要浪漫浪到能炫耀 |
| [02:29.15] | |
| [02:29.46] | 管他的 坏就坏掉 |
| [02:30.82] | 谁不会 歪腰歪腰 |
| [02:32.93] | 命运偶尔也会 好好笑 |
| [02:35.67] | 我不会 鬼吼鬼叫 |
| [02:37.17] | 顶多是 歪腰歪腰 |
| [02:38.94] | 就算搞笑我也 不求饶 |
| [02:41.64] | |
| [02:41.83] | 管他的 歪腰歪腰 |
| [02:43.39] | 谁不会 歪腰歪腰 |
| [02:45.22] | 命运偶尔也会 很歪腰 |
| [02:48.03] | 我就是 歪腰歪腰 |
| [02:49.57] | 顶多是 歪腰歪腰 |
| [02:51.44] | 命运你就来吧 |
| [02:52.98] | 绝对不求饶 |
| [02:56.36] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : guai shou wu yue tian |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : a xin |
| [00:13.89] | tian sheng jiu shi mao mao you zao zao |
| [00:17.05] | mao mao shi shi you luan zao zao |
| [00:20.09] | luan mei da nao gang hao mei fan nao |
| [00:23.24] | sheng shi bu shao |
| [00:26.21] | jiu suan ming tian shi mo ri lai dao |
| [00:29.40] | jin wan yi yang kang xi lai le |
| [00:32.51] | yin xiao chu xian hao can bian hao xiao |
| [00:35.63] | zheng ge wai yao |
| [00:37.56] | |
| [00:37.95] | ren sheng jiu xiang shi ge shou shang tong gao |
| [00:41.03] | zui xu yao chu qi bu yi de hua dao |
| [00:44.18] | rang yan lei jiao zhi hong tang de da xiao |
| [00:47.18] | yao huai diao ye yao guang rong de huai diao |
| [00:50.16] | |
| [00:50.43] | guan ta de huai jiu huai diao |
| [00:51.87] | shui bu hui wai yao wai yao |
| [00:53.70] | ming yun ou er ye hui hao hao xiao |
| [00:56.43] | wo bu hui gui hou gui jiao |
| [00:58.03] | ding duo shi wai yao wai yao |
| [00:59.82] | jiu suan gao xiao wo ye |
| [01:01.41] | jue dui bu qiu rao |
| [01:04.32] | |
| [01:15.78] | wu lun shi shui de wu li qu xiao |
| [01:19.05] | wu lun ru he wo bu ji jiao |
| [01:22.01] | zhi xiang yue gao yue wan de xia yao |
| [01:25.09] | yue neng wai yao |
| [01:26.91] | |
| [01:27.40] | ren sheng jiu xiang shi lian xu ju yu gao |
| [01:30.52] | zui xu yao pai shan dao hai de qiong yao |
| [01:33.63] | yao zui hou jie ju gan ren dao zha diao |
| [01:36.73] | geng xu yao ju qing ku ming dao huang miu |
| [01:39.58] | |
| [01:39.81] | guan ta de huai jiu huai diao |
| [01:41.20] | shui bu hui wai yao wai yao |
| [01:43.17] | ming yun ou er ye hui hao hao xiao |
| [01:46.02] | wo bu hui gui hou gui jiao |
| [01:47.58] | ding duo shi wai yao wai yao |
| [01:49.18] | jiu suan gao xiao wo ye |
| [01:50.70] | jue dui bu qiu rao |
| [01:53.97] | |
| [02:16.92] | ren sheng jiu xiang shi hao lai wu zhu jue |
| [02:20.07] | zhi hai pa zai nan deng ji tai wu liao |
| [02:23.19] | jiu suan shi zuo shang tie da ni ke hao |
| [02:26.22] | wo ye yao lang man lang dao neng xuan yao |
| [02:29.15] | |
| [02:29.46] | guan ta de huai jiu huai diao |
| [02:30.82] | shui bu hui wai yao wai yao |
| [02:32.93] | ming yun ou er ye hui hao hao xiao |
| [02:35.67] | wo bu hui gui hou gui jiao |
| [02:37.17] | ding duo shi wai yao wai yao |
| [02:38.94] | jiu suan gao xiao wo ye bu qiu rao |
| [02:41.64] | |
| [02:41.83] | guan ta de wai yao wai yao |
| [02:43.39] | shui bu hui wai yao wai yao |
| [02:45.22] | ming yun ou er ye hui hen wai yao |
| [02:48.03] | wo jiu shi wai yao wai yao |
| [02:49.57] | ding duo shi wai yao wai yao |
| [02:51.44] | ming yun ni jiu lai ba |
| [02:52.98] | jue dui bu qiu rao |
| [02:56.36] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : guài shòu wǔ yuè tiān |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : ā xìn |
| [00:13.89] | tiān shēng jiù shì máo máo yòu zào zào |
| [00:17.05] | mào mào shī shī yòu luàn zāo zāo |
| [00:20.09] | luàn méi dà nǎo gāng hǎo méi fán nǎo |
| [00:23.24] | shěng shì bù shǎo |
| [00:26.21] | jiù suàn míng tiān shì mò rì lái dào |
| [00:29.40] | jīn wǎn yí yàng kāng xī lái le |
| [00:32.51] | yīn xiào chū xiàn hǎo cǎn biàn hǎo xiào |
| [00:35.63] | zhěng gè wāi yāo |
| [00:37.56] | |
| [00:37.95] | rén shēng jiù xiàng shì gē shǒu shàng tōng gào |
| [00:41.03] | zuì xū yào chū qí bù yì de huá dǎo |
| [00:44.18] | ràng yǎn lèi jiāo zhī hōng táng de dà xiào |
| [00:47.18] | yào huài diào yě yào guāng róng de huài diào |
| [00:50.16] | |
| [00:50.43] | guǎn tā de huài jiù huài diào |
| [00:51.87] | shuí bú huì wāi yāo wāi yāo |
| [00:53.70] | mìng yùn ǒu ěr yě huì hǎo hǎo xiào |
| [00:56.43] | wǒ bú huì guǐ hǒu guǐ jiào |
| [00:58.03] | dǐng duō shì wāi yāo wāi yāo |
| [00:59.82] | jiù suàn gǎo xiào wǒ yě |
| [01:01.41] | jué duì bù qiú ráo |
| [01:04.32] | |
| [01:15.78] | wú lùn shì shuí de wú lǐ qǔ xiào |
| [01:19.05] | wú lùn rú hé wǒ bù jì jiào |
| [01:22.01] | zhì xiàng yuè gāo yuè wān de xià yāo |
| [01:25.09] | yuè néng wāi yāo |
| [01:26.91] | |
| [01:27.40] | rén shēng jiù xiàng shì lián xù jù yù gào |
| [01:30.52] | zuì xū yào pái shān dǎo hǎi de qióng yáo |
| [01:33.63] | yào zuì hòu jié jú gǎn rén dào zhà diào |
| [01:36.73] | gèng xū yào jù qíng kǔ mìng dào huāng miù |
| [01:39.58] | |
| [01:39.81] | guǎn tā de huài jiù huài diào |
| [01:41.20] | shuí bú huì wāi yāo wāi yāo |
| [01:43.17] | mìng yùn ǒu ěr yě huì hǎo hǎo xiào |
| [01:46.02] | wǒ bú huì guǐ hǒu guǐ jiào |
| [01:47.58] | dǐng duō shì wāi yāo wāi yāo |
| [01:49.18] | jiù suàn gǎo xiào wǒ yě |
| [01:50.70] | jué duì bù qiú ráo |
| [01:53.97] | |
| [02:16.92] | rén shēng jiù xiàng shì hǎo lái wù zhǔ jué |
| [02:20.07] | zhǐ hài pà zāi nàn děng jí tài wú liáo |
| [02:23.19] | jiù suàn shì zuò shàng tiě dá ní kè hào |
| [02:26.22] | wǒ yě yào làng màn làng dào néng xuàn yào |
| [02:29.15] | |
| [02:29.46] | guǎn tā de huài jiù huài diào |
| [02:30.82] | shuí bú huì wāi yāo wāi yāo |
| [02:32.93] | mìng yùn ǒu ěr yě huì hǎo hǎo xiào |
| [02:35.67] | wǒ bú huì guǐ hǒu guǐ jiào |
| [02:37.17] | dǐng duō shì wāi yāo wāi yāo |
| [02:38.94] | jiù suàn gǎo xiào wǒ yě bù qiú ráo |
| [02:41.64] | |
| [02:41.83] | guǎn tā de wāi yāo wāi yāo |
| [02:43.39] | shuí bú huì wāi yāo wāi yāo |
| [02:45.22] | mìng yùn ǒu ěr yě huì hěn wāi yāo |
| [02:48.03] | wǒ jiù shì wāi yāo wāi yāo |
| [02:49.57] | dǐng duō shì wāi yāo wāi yāo |
| [02:51.44] | mìng yùn nǐ jiù lái ba |
| [02:52.98] | jué duì bù qiú ráo |
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