| Song | All Hat, No Cattle |
| Artist | Trace Adkins |
| Album | More... |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Written:Roger Brown/Tommy Conners | |
| See that boy standing there by the dance floor | |
| He's lookin' like the Marlboro Man | |
| Starched shirt, starched jeans, big trophy buckle | |
| And an empty Copenhagen can | |
| He's talkin' cowboy this and cowboy that | |
| Well I'll bet one thing's for sure | |
| The only stampede that he's ever seen | |
| Is the clearance at the western store | |
| All hat and no cattle, that boy just ain't real | |
| All boots and no saddle, don't know how to make a cowgirl feel | |
| Think I'm gonna tell him to pack up his act | |
| And go back where he came from | |
| 'Cause all hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done | |
| He's just a smooth-talkin', long-tall slow-walkin' | |
| Srugstore-made-up dude | |
| So honey don't you fall for that fake Texas drawl | |
| He ain't right for you | |
| What you need's a man that ain't just a hat stand | |
| When you get him home | |
| Well, I don't look like much, but I can sure saddle up | |
| And ride with you all night long | |
| All nat and no cattle, that boy just ain't real | |
| All boots and no saddle, don't know how to make a cowgirl feel | |
| Think I'm gonna tell him to pack up his act | |
| And go back where he came from | |
| 'Cause all hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done | |
| All hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done |
| Written: Roger Brown Tommy Conners | |
| See that boy standing there by the dance floor | |
| He' s lookin' like the Marlboro Man | |
| Starched shirt, starched jeans, big trophy buckle | |
| And an empty Copenhagen can | |
| He' s talkin' cowboy this and cowboy that | |
| Well I' ll bet one thing' s for sure | |
| The only stampede that he' s ever seen | |
| Is the clearance at the western store | |
| All hat and no cattle, that boy just ain' t real | |
| All boots and no saddle, don' t know how to make a cowgirl feel | |
| Think I' m gonna tell him to pack up his act | |
| And go back where he came from | |
| ' Cause all hat and no cattle ain' t gonna get it done | |
| He' s just a smoothtalkin', longtall slowwalkin' | |
| Srugstoremadeup dude | |
| So honey don' t you fall for that fake Texas drawl | |
| He ain' t right for you | |
| What you need' s a man that ain' t just a hat stand | |
| When you get him home | |
| Well, I don' t look like much, but I can sure saddle up | |
| And ride with you all night long | |
| All nat and no cattle, that boy just ain' t real | |
| All boots and no saddle, don' t know how to make a cowgirl feel | |
| Think I' m gonna tell him to pack up his act | |
| And go back where he came from | |
| ' Cause all hat and no cattle ain' t gonna get it done | |
| All hat and no cattle ain' t gonna get it done |
| Written: Roger Brown Tommy Conners | |
| See that boy standing there by the dance floor | |
| He' s lookin' like the Marlboro Man | |
| Starched shirt, starched jeans, big trophy buckle | |
| And an empty Copenhagen can | |
| He' s talkin' cowboy this and cowboy that | |
| Well I' ll bet one thing' s for sure | |
| The only stampede that he' s ever seen | |
| Is the clearance at the western store | |
| All hat and no cattle, that boy just ain' t real | |
| All boots and no saddle, don' t know how to make a cowgirl feel | |
| Think I' m gonna tell him to pack up his act | |
| And go back where he came from | |
| ' Cause all hat and no cattle ain' t gonna get it done | |
| He' s just a smoothtalkin', longtall slowwalkin' | |
| Srugstoremadeup dude | |
| So honey don' t you fall for that fake Texas drawl | |
| He ain' t right for you | |
| What you need' s a man that ain' t just a hat stand | |
| When you get him home | |
| Well, I don' t look like much, but I can sure saddle up | |
| And ride with you all night long | |
| All nat and no cattle, that boy just ain' t real | |
| All boots and no saddle, don' t know how to make a cowgirl feel | |
| Think I' m gonna tell him to pack up his act | |
| And go back where he came from | |
| ' Cause all hat and no cattle ain' t gonna get it done | |
| All hat and no cattle ain' t gonna get it done |