| Song | Troubled Man |
| Artist | The Residents |
| Album | Commercial Album |
| His wife had left him long ago | |
| For someone without skin, | |
| And now he faced the mirror | |
| And he saw a doubled chin | |
| He was having trouble | |
| And he'd had it for awhile, | |
| His doctor died a year ago | |
| She was his only child |