| 独白： | |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 舒文 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 林夕 |
| [00:05.32] | a.死啦，派成绩表喇 |
| [00:07.79] | b.派之嘛！又唔系考 |
| [00:09.89] | 考试阵都唔驶死啦！ |
| [00:23.57] | 怕你情绪不好 |
| [00:26.46] | 我这大考都退步 |
| [00:29.62] | 据说能吃餐好病亦会好 |
| [00:35.26] | 能刨书的高人 |
| [00:41.33] | 共他比跳舞 |
| [00:44.49] | 或者他转背便跌倒 |
| [00:48.84] | 哪怕谁看不起 |
| [00:51.96] | 来求学只因趣味 |
| [00:55.37] | 我钻研我的功课未和别个比 |
| [01:01.56] | 旁人的不理 我做我自己 |
| [01:06.82] | 冠军怎够你 游泳后那种美 |
| [02:44.82][02:19.55][01:14.46] | 不要紧 不要紧 |
| [02:46.92][02:21.30][01:16.00] | 没人在每科都得到一百分 |
| [02:51.23][02:25.95][01:20.62] | 可以等 可以等 |
| [02:53.00][02:27.44][01:22.40] | 高与低等但求做足不枉等(一)等 |
| [02:57.80][02:33.50][01:27.95] | 难道有名次 温书先开开心 |
| [01:33.89] | 换奖金奖品 |
| [02:38.86] | 要是有用过心 |
| [02:41.00] | 计什么积分 |
| [01:54.44] | 你那名次偏低 |
| [01:57.23] | 然而内心很美丽 |
| [02:00.45] | 你有权替他高兴内涵未算低 |
| [02:06.89] | 谁人讲比赛 努力才是威 |
| [02:12.13] | 计分牌太细 难评定你一世 |
| [03:04.95] | 我话 我话（名言名言）不必怕低分 |
| [03:12.83] | （这道理不深）记住 记住 只需要好品 |
| [03:20.15] | 我话（名言名言）今天怕低分 |
| [03:26.30] | 以后 以后 才能考到更高分 |
| du bai: | |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : shu wen |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : lin xi |
| [00:05.32] | a. si la, pai cheng ji biao la |
| [00:07.79] | b. pai zhi ma! you wu xi kao |
| [00:09.89] | kao shi zhen dou wu shi si la! |
| [00:23.57] | pa ni qing xu bu hao |
| [00:26.46] | wo zhe da kao dou tui bu |
| [00:29.62] | ju shuo neng chi can hao bing yi hui hao |
| [00:35.26] | neng pao shu de gao ren |
| [00:41.33] | gong ta bi tiao wu |
| [00:44.49] | huo zhe ta zhuan bei bian die dao |
| [00:48.84] | na pa shui kan bu qi |
| [00:51.96] | lai qiu xue zhi yin qu wei |
| [00:55.37] | wo zuan yan wo de gong ke wei he bie ge bi |
| [01:01.56] | pang ren de bu li wo zuo wo zi ji |
| [01:06.82] | guan jun zen gou ni you yong hou na zhong mei |
| [02:44.82][02:19.55][01:14.46] | bu yao jin bu yao jin |
| [02:46.92][02:21.30][01:16.00] | mei ren zai mei ke dou de dao yi bai fen |
| [02:51.23][02:25.95][01:20.62] | ke yi deng ke yi deng |
| [02:53.00][02:27.44][01:22.40] | gao yu di deng dan qiu zuo zu bu wang deng yi deng |
| [02:57.80][02:33.50][01:27.95] | nan dao you ming ci wen shu xian kai kai xin |
| [01:33.89] | huan jiang jin jiang pin |
| [02:38.86] | yao shi you yong guo xin |
| [02:41.00] | ji shen me ji fen |
| [01:54.44] | ni na ming ci pian di |
| [01:57.23] | ran er nei xin hen mei li |
| [02:00.45] | ni you quan ti ta gao xing nei han wei suan di |
| [02:06.89] | shui ren jiang bi sai nu li cai shi wei |
| [02:12.13] | ji fen pai tai xi nan ping ding ni yi shi |
| [03:04.95] | wo hua wo hua ming yan ming yan bu bi pa di fen |
| [03:12.83] | zhe dao li bu shen ji zhu ji zhu zhi xu yao hao pin |
| [03:20.15] | wo hua ming yan ming yan jin tian pa di fen |
| [03:26.30] | yi hou yi hou cai neng kao dao geng gao fen |
| dú bái: | |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : shū wén |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : lín xī |
| [00:05.32] | a. sǐ la, pài chéng jī biǎo lǎ |
| [00:07.79] | b. pài zhī ma! yòu wú xì kǎo |
| [00:09.89] | kǎo shì zhèn dōu wú shǐ sǐ la! |
| [00:23.57] | pà nǐ qíng xù bù hǎo |
| [00:26.46] | wǒ zhè dà kǎo dōu tuì bù |
| [00:29.62] | jù shuō néng chī cān hǎo bìng yì huì hǎo |
| [00:35.26] | néng páo shū de gāo rén |
| [00:41.33] | gòng tā bǐ tiào wǔ |
| [00:44.49] | huò zhě tā zhuǎn bèi biàn diē dǎo |
| [00:48.84] | nǎ pà shuí kàn bù qǐ |
| [00:51.96] | lái qiú xué zhǐ yīn qù wèi |
| [00:55.37] | wǒ zuān yán wǒ de gōng kè wèi hé bié gè bǐ |
| [01:01.56] | páng rén de bù lǐ wǒ zuò wǒ zì jǐ |
| [01:06.82] | guàn jūn zěn gòu nǐ yóu yǒng hòu nà zhǒng měi |
| [02:44.82][02:19.55][01:14.46] | bú yào jǐn bú yào jǐn |
| [02:46.92][02:21.30][01:16.00] | méi rén zài měi kē dōu dé dào yī bǎi fēn |
| [02:51.23][02:25.95][01:20.62] | kě yǐ děng kě yǐ děng |
| [02:53.00][02:27.44][01:22.40] | gāo yǔ dī děng dàn qiú zuò zú bù wǎng děng yī děng |
| [02:57.80][02:33.50][01:27.95] | nán dào yǒu míng cì wēn shū xiān kāi kāi xīn |
| [01:33.89] | huàn jiǎng jīn jiǎng pǐn |
| [02:38.86] | yào shì yǒu yòng guò xīn |
| [02:41.00] | jì shén me jī fēn |
| [01:54.44] | nǐ nà míng cì piān dī |
| [01:57.23] | rán ér nèi xīn hěn měi lì |
| [02:00.45] | nǐ yǒu quán tì tā gāo xìng nèi hán wèi suàn dī |
| [02:06.89] | shuí rén jiǎng bǐ sài nǔ lì cái shì wēi |
| [02:12.13] | jì fēn pái tài xì nán píng dìng nǐ yī shì |
| [03:04.95] | wǒ huà wǒ huà míng yán míng yán bù bì pà dī fēn |
| [03:12.83] | zhè dào lǐ bù shēn jì zhù jì zhù zhǐ xū yāo hǎo pǐn |
| [03:20.15] | wǒ huà míng yán míng yán jīn tiān pà dī fēn |
| [03:26.30] | yǐ hòu yǐ hòu cái néng kǎo dào gèng gāo fēn |
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