| Song | Alright, Mr. DeMille |
| Artist | A Balladeer |
| Album | Where Are You, Bambi Woods? |
| alright, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up | |
| I've been steady out of focus now for long enough | |
| don't talk about my heyday being way, way over | |
| just a touch of make-up here and I'm off | |
| I'm gonna be loved | |
| I'm gonna be loved | |
| L.O.V.E.D. | |
| you fake it till you make it and you fake it some more then | |
| a thing Monroe's a pretty good example of | |
| in front of Miller and DiMaggio and millions of men | |
| she ate her cake and she got stuffed | |
| I wanna be loved | |
| I wanna be loved | |
| it's my way or no way | |
| or else I just won't play | |
| but I need direction | |
| a bit of direction | |
| set clear and everyone quiet, please | |
| camera, lights and action! | |
| it was too late to be selected as a Brat Pack actor | |
| thank God for Missy Moore I never got the job | |
| I could have beat her ass easy at a weeping contest | |
| now the gloves are coming off because | |
| I wanna be loved | |
| I wanna be loved | |
| it's my way or no way | |
| or else I just won't play | |
| but I need direction | |
| a bit of direction | |
| set clear and everyone quiet, please | |
| camera, lights and action! |
| alright, Mr. DeMille, I' m ready for my closeup | |
| I' ve been steady out of focus now for long enough | |
| don' t talk about my heyday being way, way over | |
| just a touch of makeup here and I' m off | |
| I' m gonna be loved | |
| I' m gonna be loved | |
| L. O. V. E. D. | |
| you fake it till you make it and you fake it some more then | |
| a thing Monroe' s a pretty good example of | |
| in front of Miller and DiMaggio and millions of men | |
| she ate her cake and she got stuffed | |
| I wanna be loved | |
| I wanna be loved | |
| it' s my way or no way | |
| or else I just won' t play | |
| but I need direction | |
| a bit of direction | |
| set clear and everyone quiet, please | |
| camera, lights and action! | |
| it was too late to be selected as a Brat Pack actor | |
| thank God for Missy Moore I never got the job | |
| I could have beat her ass easy at a weeping contest | |
| now the gloves are coming off because | |
| I wanna be loved | |
| I wanna be loved | |
| it' s my way or no way | |
| or else I just won' t play | |
| but I need direction | |
| a bit of direction | |
| set clear and everyone quiet, please | |
| camera, lights and action! |