| Song | Welcome To Vegas |
| Artist | A Balladeer |
| Album | Where Are You, Bambi Woods? |
| so welcome to Vegas | |
| where lights are like stars | |
| out in the desert | |
| it's all sevens and bars | |
| I'm over-aware that | |
| a beggar can’t choose | |
| so let’s place a bet fast | |
| may the best man lose | |
| watch the neon screaming for us dreamers | |
| like some sort of an alarm | |
| I will not pardon my demeanor | |
| don't you dare now pinch my arm | |
| the fruit here looks tempting | |
| in every way | |
| I'm a one-armed bandit | |
| that waits to be played | |
| I once took a gamble | |
| then life took its toll | |
| no, I’m not a winner | |
| but I’m on a roll | |
| watch the neon screaming for us dreamers | |
| like some sort of an alarm | |
| I will not pardon my demeanor | |
| don't you dare now pinch my arm | |
| ladies and gentlemen, place your bets now | |
| don't put your money where your mouth is | |
| welcome to Vegas | |
| where lights are like stars |
| so welcome to Vegas | |
| where lights are like stars | |
| out in the desert | |
| it' s all sevens and bars | |
| I' m overaware that | |
| a beggar can' t choose | |
| so let' s place a bet fast | |
| may the best man lose | |
| watch the neon screaming for us dreamers | |
| like some sort of an alarm | |
| I will not pardon my demeanor | |
| don' t you dare now pinch my arm | |
| the fruit here looks tempting | |
| in every way | |
| I' m a onearmed bandit | |
| that waits to be played | |
| I once took a gamble | |
| then life took its toll | |
| no, I' m not a winner | |
| but I' m on a roll | |
| watch the neon screaming for us dreamers | |
| like some sort of an alarm | |
| I will not pardon my demeanor | |
| don' t you dare now pinch my arm | |
| ladies and gentlemen, place your bets now | |
| don' t put your money where your mouth is | |
| welcome to Vegas | |
| where lights are like stars |