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(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred white male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.) |
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I found five dollars on the street. |
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Bought myself a bite to eat. |
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I paid the check, left the tip. |
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I found I had a dollar left,so |
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I put four quarters in the |
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Wurlitzer in the corner,and |
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I pressed |
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E-9, E-9, |
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E-9, E-9, |
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E-9,and put my hands on the boxto hear it play ten times-goin"Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie.Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie.Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie." |
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Well they juggled my ass outthe fifth time it came up. |
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I was walking down the street,still singing my ass off. |
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Walkin' and a lookin' in thewindows that |
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I'm passin'. |
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Admiring my reflectionand my bad assin'. |
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But as I pass that laundromat |
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I got to stop 'cause |
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I been hit. |
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Way in the back, way in the back,back in the back, of the laundromat. |
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Way in the back, way in the back,way in the back, of the laundromat. |
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I'm gonna rope me the fatted calfback in the back, of the laundromat. |
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There sat a woman with her hair in a net. |
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She had a smoke white face, posey blue eyes,twenty pounds extra, just my size. |
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TV Guide Magazine, reading it absorbedly. |
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Sitting unwomanly, she couldn't seewhat |
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I could see; her yellow |
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Bermudas,thighs of silk like a golden sunriseon a sea of milk.... |
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Well I got my comb, laid my hair back slick. |
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I walked on in, |
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I was badder'n shit.... |
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Way in the back, way in the back,back in the back, of the laundromat. |
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Way in the back, way in the back,back in the back, of the laundromat. |
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I'm gonna rope me the fatted calfback in the back, of the laundromat. |
