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Old fashioned she might be |
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Dated like last year's pop-song |
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Ageing like this year's calendar |
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It's a wonder she can still raise a smile. |
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But in spite of her pension |
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Governments and |
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Ascension |
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Day She can. |
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Her local vicar serves her "pie in the sky" |
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While her |
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M. P. talks about the policy for |
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European entry |
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In jargon she does not understand |
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She's not interested |
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She makes do, she says she's happy |
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Talking of her late husband |
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Who looks down from the mantlepiece |
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She says she's happy |
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Says she's happy |
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Says she's happy |
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Oh she says she's happy. |
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INSTRUMENT |
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AL She likes her television ' |
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Crossroads', ' |
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Coronation |
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Street' And |
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Robin Day's bow tie |
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She likes the quiz shows |
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Where people win a lot of money |
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And that makes sense to her |
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She likes to listen to the radio |
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Music, Clifford |
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T., She says he's nice |
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He's flattered. |
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Birth, marriage, death |
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She needs the local newspaper |
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Derek writes what she likes to read |
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But they're knocking down her house now |
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To build some more |
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Knocking down her house now |
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To build some more. |
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She can read about it on the front page |
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Or buy the same plot with new bricks |
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For ten thousand pounds |
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Central heating, separate dining room |
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Detached garage |
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All modern conveniences. |
