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A fine romance with no kisses |
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A fine romance, my friend this is |
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We should be like |
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A couple of hot tomatoes |
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But you're as cold as |
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Yesterday's mashed potatoes |
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A fine romance, you won't nestle |
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A fine romance, you won't wrestle |
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I might as well play bridge |
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With my old maid aunt |
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I haven't got a chance |
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This is a fine romance |
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A fine romance, my good fellow |
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You take romance, |
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I'll take jello |
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You're calmer than the seals |
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In the Arctic |
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OceanAt least they flap their fins |
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To express emotion |
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A fine romance with no quarrels |
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With no insults and all morals |
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I've never mussed the crease |
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In your blue serge pants |
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I never get the chance |
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This is a fine romance |