| Song | Stand Up Comedy |
| Artist | U2 |
| Album | No Line On The Horizon |
| [00:04.79] | Love love love love love... |
| [00:06.74] | |
| [00:09.38] | Love love love love love... |
| [00:11.84] | I got stand up and tale a step |
| [00:14.52] | You and I have been asleep for hours |
| [00:16.96] | I got to stand up |
| [00:18.09] | The wire is stretched in between our two towers |
| [00:22.66] | Stand up in this dizzy world |
| [00:25.28] | Where a lovesick eye can steal the view |
| [00:27.69] | I′m gonna fall down if I can′t stand up |
| [00:32.98] | For your love |
| [00:34.21] | |
| [00:36.24] | Love love love love love... |
| [00:38.80] | Stand up, this is comedy |
| [00:41.25] | The DNA lottery may have left you smart |
| [00:43.81] | But can you stand up to beauty, dictator of the heart |
| [00:49.34] | I can stand up for hope, faith love |
| [00:53.04] | But while I′m getting over certainty |
| [00:55.22] | Stop helping God across the road like a little old lady |
| [01:01.65] | |
| [01:10.93] | Out from under your beds |
| [01:16.00] | C′mon ye people |
| [01:18.72] | Stand up for your love |
| [01:21.88] | |
| [01:24.12] | Love love love love love... |
| [01:31.86] | I gotta stand up to ego bet my ego′s not really the enemy |
| [01:37.03] | its like a small child crossing an eight lane highway |
| [01:39.93] | On a voyage of discovery |
| [01:41.74] | Stand up to rock stars, Napolean is high heels |
| [01:48.01] | Josephine, be careful of small men with big ideas |
| [01:54.95] | |
| [02:04.19] | Out form under your beds |
| [02:09.25] | Cmon ye people |
| [02:11.92] | Stand up for your love |
| [02:17.81] | Love love love love love... |
| [02:25.83] | |
| [02:37.83] | God is love |
| [02:41.52] | And love is evolutions very best day |
| [02:58.57] | Soul rockin people moving on |
| [03:02.59] | Soul rockin people on and on |
| [03:08.13] | Cmon ye people |
| [03:10.47] | Were made of stars |
| [03:13.25] | Cmon ye people |
| [03:15.59] | Stand up then sit down for your love |
| [03:20.23] | |
| [03:21.45] | Love love love love love... |
| [03:26.54] | Love love love love love... |
| [00:04.79] | Love love love love love... |
| [00:06.74] | |
| [00:09.38] | Love love love love love... |
| [00:11.84] | I got stand up and tale a step |
| [00:14.52] | You and I have been asleep for hours |
| [00:16.96] | I got to stand up |
| [00:18.09] | The wire is stretched in between our two towers |
| [00:22.66] | Stand up in this dizzy world |
| [00:25.28] | Where a lovesick eye can steal the view |
| [00:27.69] | I m gonna fall down if I can t stand up |
| [00:32.98] | For your love |
| [00:34.21] | |
| [00:36.24] | Love love love love love... |
| [00:38.80] | Stand up, this is comedy |
| [00:41.25] | The DNA lottery may have left you smart |
| [00:43.81] | But can you stand up to beauty, dictator of the heart |
| [00:49.34] | I can stand up for hope, faith love |
| [00:53.04] | But while I m getting over certainty |
| [00:55.22] | Stop helping God across the road like a little old lady |
| [01:01.65] | |
| [01:10.93] | Out from under your beds |
| [01:16.00] | C mon ye people |
| [01:18.72] | Stand up for your love |
| [01:21.88] | |
| [01:24.12] | Love love love love love... |
| [01:31.86] | I gotta stand up to ego bet my ego s not really the enemy |
| [01:37.03] | its like a small child crossing an eight lane highway |
| [01:39.93] | On a voyage of discovery |
| [01:41.74] | Stand up to rock stars, Napolean is high heels |
| [01:48.01] | Josephine, be careful of small men with big ideas |
| [01:54.95] | |
| [02:04.19] | Out form under your beds |
| [02:09.25] | Cmon ye people |
| [02:11.92] | Stand up for your love |
| [02:17.81] | Love love love love love... |
| [02:25.83] | |
| [02:37.83] | God is love |
| [02:41.52] | And love is evolutions very best day |
| [02:58.57] | Soul rockin people moving on |
| [03:02.59] | Soul rockin people on and on |
| [03:08.13] | Cmon ye people |
| [03:10.47] | Were made of stars |
| [03:13.25] | Cmon ye people |
| [03:15.59] | Stand up then sit down for your love |
| [03:20.23] | |
| [03:21.45] | Love love love love love... |
| [03:26.54] | Love love love love love... |