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The first time we met you were a kennel maid, |
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You gave me a tip I got me forecast paid, |
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You were holding a greyhound in trap number one, |
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Your white coat was shining in the afternoon sun. |
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Now we're both together, |
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We're never gonna break apart, no no, |
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'Cause we're a happy couple you and me, |
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With a greyhound at either knee. |
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I'll have ten shillings to win on Camera Flash, young man, |
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What dog's that, it's a deuce, look at it. |
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There was nothing in my life bigger than beer, |
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There was nothing in my life bigger than beer, |
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'Ceptin' you, little darling, |
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'Ceptin' you, little darling, |
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We're a happy couple you and me, |
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With a greyhound at either knee. |
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We go to the dog track on Saturday night, |
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We put all our money on a dog that we like, |
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A kiss and a cuddle, a hot meat pie, |
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Two dollar tickets and a starry sky. |
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There was nothing in my life bigger than beer, |
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There was nothing in my life bigger than beer, |
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'Ceptin' you, little darling, |
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'Ceptin' you, little darling, |
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We're a happy couple you and me, |
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With a baby on either knee. |
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Yes it's you little darling, |
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Yes it's you little darling, |
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Now it's you little darling, |
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Now it's you. |
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Girl, where's me wage packet ?????, |
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Ah I'll put twenty-five knicker please on Gallop Printer, |
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Oh, I hope the wife don't find out, |
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Yes, it's sure to win, isn't it, |
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Yes, I know, it's a good dog, I saw it run at White City, |
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Just last week, broke the record, Gallop Printer, |
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Nice dog, yes, lovely form, lovely buttocks. |