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Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class |
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Always the last in line |
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All the other little kids would laugh at him |
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Said he'd die before his time |
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Ha ha ha ha |
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Ha ha ha ha |
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Little Billy didn't mind |
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Most of the kids smoked cigarettes |
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Just to prove that they were cool |
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The teacher didn't know about the children's games |
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And Billy always followed the rules |
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Ha ha ha ha |
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Ha ha ha ha |
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Little Billy didn't mind |
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Billy was big on the outside |
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But there's an even bigger man inside |
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Ten million cigarettes burning every day |
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And Billy's still doing fine |
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Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged |
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With children of their own |
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Their smoking games are reality now |
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And cancer's seed is sown |
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Ha ha ha ha |
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Ha ha ha ha |
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Little Billy's didn't mind |
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Most of them smoke maybe forty a day |
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A habit Billy doesn't share |
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One by one they're passing away |
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Leaving orphans to Billy's care |
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Ha ha ha ha |
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Ha ha ha ha |
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Ha ha ha ha |
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Little Billy doesn't mind |
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Ha ha ha ha |
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Ha ha ha ha |
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Little Billy's doing fine |