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And the sign says "long hair freaky people need not apply" |
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So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why |
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He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you'll do |
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So I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you" |
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Signs Signs |
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Everywhere there's signs |
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Fucking up the scenery |
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Breaking my mind |
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Do this, don't do that |
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Can't you read the sign |
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And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight" |
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So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house, Hey! What gives you the right |
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To put up a fence And keep me out Or to keep Mother Nature in |
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If God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinner |
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Signs Signs |
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Everywhere there's signs |
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Fucking up the scenery |
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Breaking my mind |
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Do this, don't do that |
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Can't you read the sign |
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Oh Say now mister Can't you read |
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You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat |
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You can't watch No You can't eat You ain't supposed to be here |
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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh |
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And the sign says "Everybody welcome Come in Kneel down and pray" |
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But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all |
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And I didn't have a penny to pay |
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So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign |
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I said Thank you Lord for thinking about me I'm alive and doing fine |
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Signs Signs |
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Everywhere there's signs |
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Fucking up the scenery |
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Breaking my mind |
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Do this, don't do that |
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Can't you read the sign |
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Signs Signs |
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Everywhere there's signs |
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Fucking up the scenery |
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Breaking my mind |
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Do this, don't do that |
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Can't you read the sign |