| Song | I Went To The Mirror |
| Artist | Todd Rundgren |
| Album | Something/Anything? |
| In a voice soaked with euphoria： | |
| I went to the mirror this morning | |
| I looked in the mirror instead | |
| The first thing to come into focus | |
| Was a face wrapped all around my head | |
| There's something sticking out of the middle | |
| I guess it's my nose (i suppose) | |
| I just don't recognize those eyes | |
| All these years i've been watching from the other side | |
| The voice is now one of brutal stupefication. the underlying question is - "if | |
| You went crazy, would you know it?" | |
| Uh oh, here i go thinking them crazy thoughts again. | |
| Who is that there? you mean i been walking around | |
| In that all these years? what's it all about? | |
| Where's it all at? i don't want to get heavy but | |
| What am i doing here? uh | |
| My lip has a dark spot upon it | |
| (the voice of a mature adult who's comprehensive | |
| Capacity has suddenly been reduced to that of a | |
| Cherrystone clam) | |
| My teeth look like plastic in chips | |
| And there on my chin i discover | |
| One lonely red and arrogant zit | |
| I went about my business this morning | |
| You got to get out of bed and make that bread | |
| But try as i may to get away | |
| I won't forget what i seen in the mirror today | |
| Boogie on out to a brand new day. | |
| Get off your back and dance! | |
| I seen my eyes. i seen my nose. my lips. my teeth. | |
| My, my gums. i seen my gums! i looked all the way | |
| Down my throat! i looked at my ears. i looked real | |
| Hard at my ears. i looked at my hair. i think i'm going | |
| Bald. i had hair all over the sink or something... |
| In a voice soaked with euphoria: | |
| I went to the mirror this morning | |
| I looked in the mirror instead | |
| The first thing to come into focus | |
| Was a face wrapped all around my head | |
| There' s something sticking out of the middle | |
| I guess it' s my nose i suppose | |
| I just don' t recognize those eyes | |
| All these years i' ve been watching from the other side | |
| The voice is now one of brutal stupefication. the underlying question is " if | |
| You went crazy, would you know it?" | |
| Uh oh, here i go thinking them crazy thoughts again. | |
| Who is that there? you mean i been walking around | |
| In that all these years? what' s it all about? | |
| Where' s it all at? i don' t want to get heavy but | |
| What am i doing here? uh | |
| My lip has a dark spot upon it | |
| the voice of a mature adult who' s comprehensive | |
| Capacity has suddenly been reduced to that of a | |
| Cherrystone clam | |
| My teeth look like plastic in chips | |
| And there on my chin i discover | |
| One lonely red and arrogant zit | |
| I went about my business this morning | |
| You got to get out of bed and make that bread | |
| But try as i may to get away | |
| I won' t forget what i seen in the mirror today | |
| Boogie on out to a brand new day. | |
| Get off your back and dance! | |
| I seen my eyes. i seen my nose. my lips. my teeth. | |
| My, my gums. i seen my gums! i looked all the way | |
| Down my throat! i looked at my ears. i looked real | |
| Hard at my ears. i looked at my hair. i think i' m going | |
| Bald. i had hair all over the sink or something... |