| Song | Jersey Shore |
| Artist | The Promise Ring |
| Album | Very Emergency |
| Bored walking on the boardwalk, | |
| New Jersey | |
| Shore. If | |
| I come to | |
| New York, can | |
| I sleep on your floor? | |
| I've been living out of a suitcase on the motel floor and running up tabs at the corner store. | |
| I'm barely walking on the boardwalk anymore. | |
| When summer gets along, your hair gets too long. | |
| I'm picking up the habit of drinking long before four, when | |
| July is gone, | |
| I'll be twenty-four and then not anymore. | |
| New Jersey shore, | |
| New Jersey shore, then not anymore. |