| Young dicks make tv | |
| Get 'em away from me | |
| Young dicks make tv | |
| Loads of hair-style ideals | |
| Here's the other end of the tale | |
| Here's the other end of the scale | |
| Law expert makes studio | |
| He had waited so long | |
| Patrick moore got a manifesto | |
| He learned the words | |
| Vid king and spontaneous | |
| He learned the words | |
| Analysis and through video | |
| Solicitor in studio | |
| If he got it right | |
| Could be a celebrity | |
| Like m. pike | |
| Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits | |
| Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits | |
| But solicitor in studio | |
| Soon ran into trouble | |
| >from the start, trouble with mike | |
| Noises and high pitched wines | |
| Aggressive interviewer much too fast | |
| Then up came beaumont dark | |
| Ripped his argument to shreds | |
| Solicitor in studio | |
| Who ran into trouble | |
| He inadvertently proved the point | |
| That his profession was rot | |
| Shh shh shh | |
| Solicitor in studio | |
| Who soon ran into trouble |