| The Leicester YOP, TEP, instructor | |
| Emerged from corridor | |
| His state-subsidized cannabis haze | |
| Moved reptilian in its all-levelling routine | |
| I said to him | |
| It's about time you started thinking | |
| About the black dog on your back | |
| Said it's about time you started thinking | |
| About the rerun which is your life | |
| Moveable backdrop | |
| The backdrop shifted and changed | |
| The Manchester regiment of the Stuarts | |
| Would not tread on your patch | |
| Got nearly down to Derby you know | |
| Was stopped by stinking Billy | |
| And rode a racing horse which I had liberated | |
| From a Tyneside morgue | |
| I said to the men | |
| It's about time you started thinking | |
| About the black dog on your back | |
| It's about time you started thinking | |
| About the void in your life | |
| A military prison or worse | |
| The backdrop shifted and changed | |
| The semite man's home is full of sperm | |
| And pulled down | |
| His mezuzah was kicked around | |
| As I did it I said to them | |
| The backdrop shifted and changed | |
| So did not even know what song it was | |
| What it was | |
| Who put the yellow pills in the Gordon's gin? | |
| The backdrop shifted and changed | |
| Until did not even know | |
| When the lot come up | |
| Bomb-hole in our schedule | |
| Who put the yellow pills in the Gordon's gin? | |
| The backdrop shifted and changed | |
| Till the reptillian TEP instructor merged | |
| With stinking Billy's morass of flesh | |
| And the Yorkies drifted | |
| 1902 Metropole | |
| The Yorkies (ripley yorks) shifted and drifted | |
| I said to them | |
| The backdrop shifted and changed | |
| And this was The Fall | |
| Goodnight |