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I'm in the furniture trade |
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Got a new job today |
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But stick the cretin |
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On the number-three lathe |
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Went down the town |
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To a hm club |
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The sign had a cross |
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Through a couple well-dressed |
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They looked at my coat |
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They looked at my hair |
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An easy rider coot |
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Grabbed the edge of my coat |
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Said: 'you're too smart for here' |
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I said: 'i'll see the manager' |
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He was the manager |
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Eat y'self fitter |
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Up the stairs mister |
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Eat y'self fitter |
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Analytics have got |
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My type worked out |
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Analytics on me |
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The poison render |
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I grope about |
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And when i go out |
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My mind splits |
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My eyes doth hurt |
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The musical chairs |
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Have been swallowed up |
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By a cuddly group |
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Who land and rub off |
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Hoping that |
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Whatever it is |
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Will land and drop off |
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I met a hero of mine |
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I shook his hand |
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Got trapped in the door |
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Felt a fool, i tell ya |
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Charmed to meet ya |
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Eat y'self fitter |
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Up the stairs mister |
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Eat y'self fitter |
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Became a recluse |
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And bought a computer |
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Set it up in the home |
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Elusive big one |
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On the screen |
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Saw the holy ghost, i swear |
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On the screen |
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Where's the cursor? |
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Where's the eraser? |
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Where's the cursor? |
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Where's the eraser? |
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G-o-h-o-h-o-9-o |
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G-o-h-o-h-o-9-o |
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G-o-h-o-h-o-9-o |
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H-o-9-o-g-o-h-o |
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What's a computer? |
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Eat y'self fitter |
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What's a computer? |
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Eat y'self fitter |
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The kevin ayers scene |
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South of france |
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Plush velvet |
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Aback! aback! |
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Aback! aback! |
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Levis fridays |
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Greek holidays |
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Barratt heritance x 3 |
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Mit-dem! x3 |
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Don't wanna be a mit-dem! x4 |
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Pick the fleas mister |
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Eat y'self fitter |
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Eat y'self fitter? |
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Eat y'self fitter |
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Who tells you what |
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To tape on your vid. chip |
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How do you know the progs you miss |
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Are worse than those you single out? |
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And what'll you do when the rental's up? |
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And your bottom rack is full of vids |
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Of programs you will nay look at |
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The way they act is, oh, sheer delight |
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Make it right |
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Panic in sudan |
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Panic in wardour |
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Panic in granadaland |
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Panic all over |
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By the wretched timesheeters |
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Of my delight |
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One starry night |
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The powers that be will have to meet |
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And have no choice but to... |
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Eat each other |
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Eat y'self fitter |
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Eat each other? |
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Eat y'self fitter |
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(eat y'self fitter) |
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Portly and with good grace |
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The secret straight-back ogre entered |
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His brain aflame |
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With all the dreams |
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It had conjured x4 |
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Mit-dem |
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Don't wanna be a mid-dem x4 |
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The centimeter square |
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Eat y'self fitter |
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Said it purged fear |
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Eat y'self fitter |
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(eat y'self fitter) |