| [00:26.00] | 编辑：乱八七糟 |
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| [00:44.88] | 有个哥们儿他姓二 |
| [00:47.57] | 刚生了个儿子 |
| [00:50.06] | 他儿子脑门儿上长了个三 |
| [00:52.68] | 他觉得真操蛋 |
| [00:55.36] | 他要把三变成二 |
| [00:57.99] | 他得对传统负责任 |
| [01:00.59] | 于是他就找来一个医生 |
| [01:03.03] | 他相信医生能包治百病 |
| [01:05.83] | |
| [01:26.76] | 医生的工作干完了 |
| [01:29.37] | 而且顺利得很 |
| [01:32.03] | 他们终于把三 |
| [01:34.31] | 变成了和二一样的人 |
| [01:37.41] | 可过了没几天 |
| [01:39.67] | 我们的二又变成了三 |
| [01:42.64] | 我们的二觉得很委屈 |
| [01:45.02] | 大伙儿都觉得 |
| [01:45.67] | 真操蛋 |
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| [02:08.47] | 这孩子他上学了 |
| [02:11.00] | 天天都带着帽子 |
| [02:13.58] | 因为他天天都带着帽子 |
| [02:16.35] | 所以好多同学都嘲笑他 |
| [02:19.24] | 可他爸爸告诉他只要你把帽子摘了 |
| [02:21.40] | 就要揍他 |
| [02:24.14] | 所以他只好忍着 |
| [02:26.61] | 忍着或者打架 |
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| [02:50.42] | 日子过得可真快 |
| [02:52.86] | 转眼他就大了 |
| [02:55.51] | 大了他就结婚 |
| [02:57.95] | 结了婚他就生孩子 |
| [03:00.62] | 除了他脑袋上戴的那顶帽子 |
| [03:03.20] | 他和爸爸是一模一样的 |
| [03:04.70] | 他认为这是必然的 |
| [03:06.10] | 可他发现儿子的屁股上长了个六 |
| [03:08.34] | 他觉得 |
| [03:09.14] | 真操蛋 |
| [03:13.04] | |
| [03:32.22] | 他想用他爸爸的老办法 |
| [03:33.84] | 来解决这个老困难 |
| [03:37.25] | 于是就找来一块膏药 |
| [03:39.72] | 贴在他儿子的屁股上 |
| [03:42.46] | 可儿子却再不象爸爸听爸爸的话那么顺从他 |
| [03:47.50] | 因为他们觉得真正的问题就是那些膏药或者帽子 |
| [03:52.93] | 他们相信自己的屁股或者脑门儿 |
| [03:54.91] | 都完完全全是健康的 |
| [03:58.05] | 只是爸爸却趁着孩子们年纪还小 |
| [04:00.43] | 连唬带吓唬 |
| [04:03.05] | 直到有一天 |
| [04:05.50] | 儿子们长大了 |
| [04:08.12] | 直到有一天 |
| [04:10.61] | 儿子们革命了 |
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| [04:18.19] | 儿子们革命了 |
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| [04:24.11] | 儿子们革命了 |
| [04:27.47] | |
| [04:45.59] | 你看那些老爸爸聚在一起气得什么似的 |
| [04:48.84] | 因为满心的愤怒 |
| [04:50.08] | 气得脑门儿上的皱纹都是红的 |
| [04:52.30] | 不过很快就有人无可奈何地爬上墙头看着 |
| [04:55.86] | 最后他们终于耐不住寂寞 |
| [04:57.54] | 都跟着儿子们革命了 |
| [04:59.57] | 跟着跟着跟着跟着儿子们革命了 |
| [05:03.08] | 跟着跟着跟着跟着儿子们革命了 |
| [05:06.86] | 嗨 你看这些老爸爸 |
| [05:08.57] | 都跟着儿子们革命了 |
| [05:10.53] | 跟着跟着跟着跟着儿子们革命了 |
| [05:29.23] | 跟着跟着跟着跟着儿子们革命了 |
| [05:32.82] | 跟着跟着跟着跟着儿子们革命了 |
| [05:36.51] | 嗨 你看这些老爸爸 |
| [05:38.18] | 都跟着儿子们革命了 |
| [05:40.07] | 跟着跟着跟着跟着儿子们革命了 |
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| [00:26.00] | bian ji: luan ba qi zao |
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| [00:44.88] | you ge ge men r ta xing er |
| [00:47.57] | gang sheng le ge er zi |
| [00:50.06] | ta er zi nao men er shang zhang le ge san |
| [00:52.68] | ta jue de zhen cao dan |
| [00:55.36] | ta yao ba san bian cheng er |
| [00:57.99] | ta de dui chuan tong fu ze ren |
| [01:00.59] | yu shi ta jiu zhao lai yi ge yi sheng |
| [01:03.03] | ta xiang xin yi sheng neng bao zhi bai bing |
| [01:05.83] | |
| [01:26.76] | yi sheng de gong zuo gan wan le |
| [01:29.37] | er qie shun li de hen |
| [01:32.03] | ta men zhong yu ba san |
| [01:34.31] | bian cheng le he er yi yang de ren |
| [01:37.41] | ke guo le mei ji tian |
| [01:39.67] | wo men de er you bian cheng le san |
| [01:42.64] | wo men de er jue de hen wei qu |
| [01:45.02] | da huo er dou jue de |
| [01:45.67] | zhen cao dan |
| [01:48.85] | |
| [02:08.47] | zhe hai zi ta shang xue le |
| [02:11.00] | tian tian du dai zhe mao zi |
| [02:13.58] | yin wei ta tian tian du dai zhe mao zi |
| [02:16.35] | suo yi hao duo tong xue dou chao xiao ta |
| [02:19.24] | ke ta ba ba gao su ta zhi yao ni ba mao zi zhai le |
| [02:21.40] | jiu yao zou ta |
| [02:24.14] | suo yi ta zhi hao ren zhe |
| [02:26.61] | ren zhe huo zhe da jia |
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| [02:50.42] | ri zi guo de ke zhen kuai |
| [02:52.86] | zhuan yan ta jiu da le |
| [02:55.51] | da le ta jiu jie hun |
| [02:57.95] | jie le hun ta jiu sheng hai zi |
| [03:00.62] | chu le ta nao dai shang dai de na ding mao zi |
| [03:03.20] | ta he ba ba shi yi mu yi yang de |
| [03:04.70] | ta ren wei zhe shi bi ran de |
| [03:06.10] | ke ta fa xian er zi de pi gu shang zhang le ge liu |
| [03:08.34] | ta jue de |
| [03:09.14] | zhen cao dan |
| [03:13.04] | |
| [03:32.22] | ta xiang yong ta ba ba de lao ban fa |
| [03:33.84] | lai jie jue zhe ge lao kun nan |
| [03:37.25] | yu shi jiu zhao lai yi kuai gao yao |
| [03:39.72] | tie zai ta er zi de pi gu shang |
| [03:42.46] | ke er zi que zai bu xiang ba ba ting ba ba de hua na me shun cong ta |
| [03:47.50] | yin wei ta men jue de zhen zheng de wen ti jiu shi nei xie gao yao huo zhe mao zi |
| [03:52.93] | ta men xiang xin zi ji de pi gu huo zhe nao men er |
| [03:54.91] | dou wan wan quan quan shi jian kang de |
| [03:58.05] | zhi shi ba ba que chen zhe hai zi men nian ji hai xiao |
| [04:00.43] | lian hu dai xia hu |
| [04:03.05] | zhi dao you yi tian |
| [04:05.50] | er zi men zhang da le |
| [04:08.12] | zhi dao you yi tian |
| [04:10.61] | er zi men ge ming le |
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| [04:18.19] | er zi men ge ming le |
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| [04:24.11] | er zi men ge ming le |
| [04:27.47] | |
| [04:45.59] | ni kan nei xie lao ba ba ju zai yi qi qi de shen me shi de |
| [04:48.84] | yin wei man xin de fen nu |
| [04:50.08] | qi de nao men er shang de zhou wen dou shi hong de |
| [04:52.30] | bu guo hen kuai jiu you ren wu ke nai he di pa shang qiang tou kan zhe |
| [04:55.86] | zui hou ta men zhong yu nai bu zhu ji mo |
| [04:57.54] | dou gen zhe er zi men ge ming le |
| [04:59.57] | gen zhe gen zhe gen zhe gen zhe er zi men ge ming le |
| [05:03.08] | gen zhe gen zhe gen zhe gen zhe er zi men ge ming le |
| [05:06.86] | hai ni kan zhei xie lao ba ba |
| [05:08.57] | dou gen zhe er zi men ge ming le |
| [05:10.53] | gen zhe gen zhe gen zhe gen zhe er zi men ge ming le |
| [05:29.23] | gen zhe gen zhe gen zhe gen zhe er zi men ge ming le |
| [05:32.82] | gen zhe gen zhe gen zhe gen zhe er zi men ge ming le |
| [05:36.51] | hai ni kan zhei xie lao ba ba |
| [05:38.18] | dou gen zhe er zi men ge ming le |
| [05:40.07] | gen zhe gen zhe gen zhe gen zhe er zi men ge ming le |
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| [00:26.00] | biān jí: luàn bā qī zāo |
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| [00:44.88] | yǒu gè gē men r tā xìng èr |
| [00:47.57] | gāng shēng le gè ér zi |
| [00:50.06] | tā ér zi nǎo mén ér shàng zhǎng le gè sān |
| [00:52.68] | tā jué de zhēn cāo dàn |
| [00:55.36] | tā yào bǎ sān biàn chéng èr |
| [00:57.99] | tā de duì chuán tǒng fù zé rèn |
| [01:00.59] | yú shì tā jiù zhǎo lái yí gè yī shēng |
| [01:03.03] | tā xiāng xìn yī shēng néng bāo zhì bǎi bìng |
| [01:05.83] | |
| [01:26.76] | yī shēng de gōng zuò gàn wán le |
| [01:29.37] | ér qiě shùn lì de hěn |
| [01:32.03] | tā men zhōng yú bǎ sān |
| [01:34.31] | biàn chéng le hé èr yí yàng de rén |
| [01:37.41] | kě guò le méi jǐ tiān |
| [01:39.67] | wǒ men de èr yòu biàn chéng le sān |
| [01:42.64] | wǒ men de èr jué de hěn wěi qū |
| [01:45.02] | dà huǒ ér dōu jué de |
| [01:45.67] | zhēn cāo dàn |
| [01:48.85] | |
| [02:08.47] | zhè hái zi tā shàng xué le |
| [02:11.00] | tiān tiān dū dài zhe mào zi |
| [02:13.58] | yīn wèi tā tiān tiān dū dài zhe mào zi |
| [02:16.35] | suǒ yǐ hǎo duō tóng xué dōu cháo xiào tā |
| [02:19.24] | kě tā bà bà gào sù tā zhǐ yào nǐ bǎ mào zi zhāi le |
| [02:21.40] | jiù yào zòu tā |
| [02:24.14] | suǒ yǐ tā zhǐ hǎo rěn zhe |
| [02:26.61] | rěn zhe huò zhě dǎ jià |
| [02:31.12] | |
| [02:50.42] | rì zi guò de kě zhēn kuài |
| [02:52.86] | zhuǎn yǎn tā jiù dà le |
| [02:55.51] | dà le tā jiù jié hūn |
| [02:57.95] | jié le hūn tā jiù shēng hái zi |
| [03:00.62] | chú le tā nǎo dài shàng dài de nà dǐng mào zi |
| [03:03.20] | tā hé bà bà shì yī mú yī yàng de |
| [03:04.70] | tā rèn wéi zhè shì bì rán de |
| [03:06.10] | kě tā fā xiàn ér zi de pì gǔ shàng zhǎng le gè liù |
| [03:08.34] | tā jué de |
| [03:09.14] | zhēn cāo dàn |
| [03:13.04] | |
| [03:32.22] | tā xiǎng yòng tā bà bà de lǎo bàn fǎ |
| [03:33.84] | lái jiě jué zhè gè lǎo kùn nán |
| [03:37.25] | yú shì jiù zhǎo lái yí kuài gāo yào |
| [03:39.72] | tiē zài tā ér zi de pì gǔ shàng |
| [03:42.46] | kě ér zi què zài bù xiàng bà bà tīng bà bà de huà nà me shùn cóng tā |
| [03:47.50] | yīn wèi tā men jué de zhēn zhèng de wèn tí jiù shì nèi xiē gāo yào huò zhě mào zi |
| [03:52.93] | tā men xiāng xìn zì jǐ de pì gǔ huò zhě nǎo mén ér |
| [03:54.91] | dōu wán wán quán quán shì jiàn kāng de |
| [03:58.05] | zhǐ shì bà bà què chèn zhe hái zi men nián jì hái xiǎo |
| [04:00.43] | lián hǔ dài xià hu |
| [04:03.05] | zhí dào yǒu yì tiān |
| [04:05.50] | ér zi men zhǎng dà le |
| [04:08.12] | zhí dào yǒu yì tiān |
| [04:10.61] | ér zi men gé mìng le |
| [04:13.06] | |
| [04:18.19] | ér zi men gé mìng le |
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| [04:24.11] | ér zi men gé mìng le |
| [04:27.47] | |
| [04:45.59] | nǐ kàn nèi xiē lǎo bà bà jù zài yì qǐ qì dé shén me shì de |
| [04:48.84] | yīn wèi mǎn xīn de fèn nù |
| [04:50.08] | qì dé nǎo mén ér shàng de zhòu wén dōu shì hóng de |
| [04:52.30] | bù guò hěn kuài jiù yǒu rén wú kě nài hé dì pá shàng qiáng tóu kàn zhe |
| [04:55.86] | zuì hòu tā men zhōng yú nài bú zhù jì mò |
| [04:57.54] | dōu gēn zhe ér zi men gé mìng le |
| [04:59.57] | gēn zhe gēn zhe gēn zhe gēn zhe ér zi men gé mìng le |
| [05:03.08] | gēn zhe gēn zhe gēn zhe gēn zhe ér zi men gé mìng le |
| [05:06.86] | hāi nǐ kàn zhèi xiē lǎo bà bà |
| [05:08.57] | dōu gēn zhe ér zi men gé mìng le |
| [05:10.53] | gēn zhe gēn zhe gēn zhe gēn zhe ér zi men gé mìng le |
| [05:29.23] | gēn zhe gēn zhe gēn zhe gēn zhe ér zi men gé mìng le |
| [05:32.82] | gēn zhe gēn zhe gēn zhe gēn zhe ér zi men gé mìng le |
| [05:36.51] | hāi nǐ kàn zhèi xiē lǎo bà bà |
| [05:38.18] | dōu gēn zhe ér zi men gé mìng le |
| [05:40.07] | gēn zhe gēn zhe gēn zhe gēn zhe ér zi men gé mìng le |
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